Non-mainstream classic quotations

1, Durex bankruptcy is not a tragedy, Durex bankruptcy is a tragedy.

I am not anti-government, but I despise many cheap behaviors.

3, listen to your words and hang the southeast branch.

4, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two ... one for you, and the other for you.

6. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

7. In fact, in the end, we will all go online and offline on other people's MSN.

8. Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

9. Bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed.

10, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

1 1. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

12, everyone has time to eat, just don't chew.

13, you reason with him, he plays hooligans with you; He will reason with you if you play hooligan. Who is he, please?

14, money is a good medicine, and the effect is blatant.

15, the world belongs to us, to our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

16, although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of people checking.

17, I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of the Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

18, if you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

19, some people say drugs. Instructions have nothing to do with their functions. This is a misnomer. Pure pollution. Because once I went to see a doctor with a stomachache, the doctor actually prescribed cold medicine for me, and I caught a cold immediately.

20. When cooking, a crab sticks out from the pot cover and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

2 1, we should look forward and not miss some crooked melons and rotten dates. How can I know what is good?

22. A scholar pretends to be a bosom friend, while a woman pretends to have plastic surgery.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

I think all bears in the world are the same.

25. One misstep makes a romantic figure through the ages.

26. At noon yesterday, we discussed the height of our colleague: I was crowned as an extension type for night use, and she was a daily type. A colleague who is more than 1.5 meters said, what about me? What am I? We both said you were pad in unison.

You're not just greedy. You can't cancel when you see that the money is too much. It's just blooming.

28. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

29. Good women are also women.

30. Xiao Li wanted to immigrate to America. The leader asked him, "Are you dissatisfied with your salary?" Xiao Li said, "Satisfied." "Not satisfied with your house?" "Satisfied" and "dissatisfied with the Internet environment?" "Satisfied" and "dissatisfied with medical students' children going to school?" "All satisfied!" "If you are satisfied, why do you want to immigrate?" "Because dissatisfaction is allowed!"

3 1, my greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as the camera microphone itself.

32. what You have a pure relationship? What do you mean? Wear a condom?

I'm too busy to know what to do.

34. The chicken's resistance is to make its meat unpalatable.

35. This kind of fierce female hooligan is really rare in the world.

36. I have always scoffed at all false flows-self-protection. You are not ignorant.

37. Remind you to use network language with caution. I know a kid who always says "I'm dizzy" and "I'm coming down", and then he has cerebral ischemia. Experts suggest that it is safer to change to the traditional saying "I am Cao", but experts also say: it is still not appropriate to be too frequent.

38. Today, China is a country with a high degree of freedom. For most ordinary citizens, only two things are not allowed-one is not allowed, and the other is not allowed.

Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers.

40, I didn't see my face, my body was not injured, and there was no one around.