146 brain teaser

1, You Zhu is out of the pigsty, what should I do? (Guess a star)-Han Hong.

2. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Newspapers.

This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, which is no different from an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? -Broken light.

Zhang San asked Li the same question four or five times. Li Si answered five different answers, each of which was correct. So what did Zhang San ask? -Zhang San asked the time.

5. What is the most effective way to increase intelligence? -eating a little makes you wise.

6. under what circumstances, someone pushes in front of the car and then pulls, but the car will still move forward? -Down the hill.

7. What cloth can't be bought in a cloth shop? Songzan gambo.

8. What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic? -pee to make an ice sword.

9. How can you have your cake and eat it? -Get a bear that can catch fish.

10, there is a kind of cowhide that is most easily punctured. What kind of cowhide is that? Brag.

1 1, there is a word that many people will mispronounce. Why? -typo.

12, a blind man walked to the edge of the cliff, stopped suddenly and then walked back. He is blind in only one eye.

13, a butcher met a friend in the street with a child. A friend asked the butcher, is this your son? Butcher: Yes. He asked the child again: Is this your father? Child: No. Excuse me, what's wrong? -The butcher is a woman.

14. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary. What's her sister's name? Marilyn Monroe.

15. There are ten candles. You blew out three. How much is left? -There are ten left! ! Don't be shocked.

16, there are eight apples in a basket, one for each of the eight children. Finally, there is one left in the basket. Why? A child has a basket in his hand.

17. The doctor told Xiaoming to take three tablets every half hour. 1 tablet. How many hours does it take Xiaoming to finish these pills? -An hour.

18, a building caught fire, many people were watching, but no one called the police. Why? It was the police station building that caught fire.

19. A goat with blind left eye has a piece of beef on the left and a piece of pork on the right. Which piece does it eat? -Don't eat sheep is a vegetarian.

On the way to work, an old maid who is always punctual was surprised to find herself being followed by a man. When she arrived at the office, she was unexpectedly late. Why? Because the stalker walked too slowly.

2 1, a fierce cobra, why not eat people in a forest. Because there is no one in the forest.

22, slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) three trees, to tie 10 horses, only tied to single, not double? -How do you tie it?

23, bite off the cow's tail (type a word)? Tell me.

There is no water in a pit one meter wide and two meters deep. Why did someone accidentally fall in and suffocate? -It's a cesspit.

25. What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Dream.

26, a person has no predecessors, why there will be a younger generation? Of course, people have backs.

27. What should I call a giant girl without breasts? Big Mac.

28. A woman who has been divorced many times (four-word idiom)? -All previous efforts were abandoned.

29. A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? -because any policeman is a woman.

30. A very rich man can't buy anything. Why? He is in the desert.

3 1, a paratrooper class for skydiving training. The monitor said they had to jump out of the plane for 30 seconds before they could pull the umbrella. As a result, everyone else landed safely, and only one person died unfortunately. Why? -Because of stuttering.

32. Flowers opened at home are kept in cages. Excuse me, what is this? -electric fan.

33, a heavy rain, busy farmers have to avoid, but there is still a person who does not leave, why? -That's the scarecrow.

34. Metallurgy-Name a book (novel)-How steel is tempered.

35. When a husband and wife get married, the groom (mother) is not you. How to get back at her (his) wedding? -The bride and groom smiled and said goodbye to them.

36. Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? -They're seeing someone else.

Xiaoming's pigeon laid an egg on Xiaogang's balcony. Whose pigeon is this? Pigeons own.

38. Xiaoming drew a big circle. Do you know where it started? -Start with the nib.

I can't do light work. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? -Because the other foot is on the ground.

40. Why did he find a wallet in the street but didn't turn it in? Because the wallet is his own.

4 1. Why is lightning always faster than thunder? -because tripterygium wilfordii said that ladies are preferred.

42. Why do hens have short legs? -when you lay eggs standing, it is easy to break the eggs when you are high from the ground.

43. Why do only Eskimos live in the Arctic? Because they are lonely people.

44. Why do sugar cans crawl ants? -Not included.

45. When are the sun and the moon together? -Tomorrow.

46. Why do four 9s add up to 100? ——9/9+99。

47. What is the first thing the driver does when he gets on the bus? -Sit down.

48. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Doctor.

49. What is the most comfortable place in the world? -Mom's belly.

50. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of 2000 kilometers per hour without refueling or paying for gas? -Earth.

5 1. What flowers are usually warm in summer and winter in the world? -Tofu flower.

52. Which country has the largest population in the world? -United Nations.

Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim or drown. Why? -Love.

54. What is dry before you put it in and wet when you take it out, which gives people warm satisfaction? Teabag.

55. What water is inexhaustible? Saliva.

56. What do Mr. Lin and Mrs. Lin do when they sleep every day? -Close your eyes.

57. What ball has long hair? -badminton.

58. Under what circumstances can a person have four eyes? -When two people.

59. What can knock down the world boxing champion? -doze off.

60. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? Mickey mouse.

6 1. What animal stays up all night? -Panda, look at its dark circles.

62. What can only be added but not subtracted? -Age.

63. What has two heads, six legs, a tail and seven hands and barks when walking? Monster.

64. What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Name.

65. What newspaper only prints one copy? Telegram.

66. Xiaohua, whose height is 168 cm, came back from playing baseball one day and became 170 cm. Why? Because he was hit, he grew a two-centimeter bag.

67. Why did Zhou Yu, a handsome man in the Three Kingdoms, say with emotion: Since he gave birth to Yu, why did he give birth to Liang? -Because Zhuge Liang is more handsome than Zhou Yu.

68. How to make the impossible possible at the fastest speed? -Get rid of this word.

69. If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to? -heaven.

70. If there was no rabies, what would you do first? -Make a list of enemies.

7 1. Where is the place where everyone must go? Toilet.

In 72, Fang Qunpu. (make a foodie)? -scrolls.

73. Excuse me, what dog can't bark? Hot dogs.

Johnny dreams that the cat will eat him every night. He is not a mouse. Why? He plays Mickey mouse in Dienis during the day.

75. What does the mother worry most about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? -Dancing with wolves.

76. Farmers have 10 cows, why only 19 horns? One of them is a rhinoceros.

77. What is the ball that can hold all the scenery? -Eyeballs.

78. What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Firecrackers.

79. Son of Mulan, guess the first food-peanuts.

80. Someone hanged himself with noodles, and he really died. Why? -He fell dead. .

8 1, bees nailed to the calendar, playing idioms? -It's sunny and sunny.

82. A good start? One word-ginger.

83. Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, and the teacher was right. Why? -10 +4 = 2 pm.

84. There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Because it was a hearse, the deceased had died before the accident.

Light light blue is not sick, but she kept her mouth open and closed all night? -She eats melon seeds.

86. How many eggs can I eat on an empty stomach? -one, because it won't be empty when you eat again.

87. What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? -Conductor.

88. I went to Mong Kok to see a movie this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? -No one.

89. What should you do if your ship breaks a hole in the sea? Dig another hole to let the water flow out.

90. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? -Anything happens.

9 1, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, less typing? Grave.

92. Mr. Hua has a special skill, that is, he can make all people who see him put their palms up automatically. What's going on here? He is a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine.

93. What are the benefits of black hair? -Not afraid of tanning.

94. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? -Afraid of biting your hand.

95. Why did the hammer lose money? -He brought money.

96. What's the difference between a national flag and a military flag? -Stick it in the flagpole.

97. What's the difference between Taiwanese opera and traditional opera? -Actually, it's the same. One is traditional Taiwanese opera, and the other is western Taiwanese opera.

98. The college entrance examination has been announced. Why is Zhiming's anonymous list not sad at all? -Because Zhiming is still in primary school.

99. Secondly, manpower is overwhelmed. (type a word)? Husband.

100, why is there only a picture and no sound on the TV of Dalong's house tonight? -It's a mime.

10 1. Why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars? Because the stars will twinkle.

102, more than 80, one horizontal, one word. Ping.

103, aki has a lot of bad ideas. Once, he put a small stick on the ground, but no one could pass through it. What did Aki say? -Put the stick against the wall.

104, A Ding always procrastinates. Why has he never been punished by the chief? -Soldiers in the Ardingay bunker.

105, Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Pigeons

106, a sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. -Shrimp, prawn (for the blind) and lobster (for the deaf and the blind).

107, the first mate on the orient ship said that he had been to a place where there was no spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the length of day and night changed. What is that place? Equatorial.

108. In class, all the students are sitting in the classroom, but Xiao Li stands in every class. Why? -Xiao Li is a teacher.

109, what is in the middle of Sun Moon Lake? A month.

1 10, who is the best combination for synchronized diving? -Grandma.

1 1 1. Where is the most incredible thing to say? -On the plane.

1 12. What is obviously round and many people say it is square? -Steering wheel.

1 13. Why does the husband ask his wife a math problem after the husband and wife quarrel? Because my husband wants to make peace.

What color are the baby's teeth born by Xiaoming and her husband? -Babies have no teeth.

1 15. Which stockade has the most people? Cambodia.

1 16. The cockroach invited the centipede to be a guest at home and found that there was no oil. The centipede wanted to buy it, but it didn't come back for a long time. What happened? -centipede is still wearing shoes at the door.

1 17. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? -Two and a half hours is an hour.

1 18, a cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right, and ask where the cow's tail faces. -Towards the ground.

1 19, I've been here for over a year. Why can't I save money? Because I get fired every year.

120, this ice looks like an aluminum foil (four-word idiom)-walking on (aluminum) thin ice.

12 1. Why is the white rabbit with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? -Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

122. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? Eunuch.

123. What does the elephant's left ear look like? -Right ear.

124 in addition to bidding farewell to the sea (what sea has no water? )-Fire.

125, what monster, everyone is not afraid? -No wonder.

126, when I went through the exit formalities at the airport, I remembered that I forgot to bring my passport. How can I get my passport in the shortest time? -Just open your wallet and you'll get it.

127, what is invited to dinner and nobody eats it, but you can't swallow it yourself? -Loss.

128. What can one hand do? -manicure.

129. How to put your right hand in your left trouser pocket and your left hand in your right trouser pocket? -Put your pants on backwards.

130, which country has the largest population in the world? -The United Nations, of course.

13 1. Which is the largest sea in the world? -the sea of pain, there is no cliff in the sea of pain.

132. What is easy and comfortable to type? -doze off.

133, what is the easiest to satisfy? Socks

134, which newspaper has the least circulation? Telegram.

135, what kind of eggs will never hatch chickens? -Boiled eggs.

136. What is a doll without parents? Doll

137, people who buy bad things but are not angry-waste buyers.

138. On a dark and windy night, Xiao Ming met a ghost. Why did the ghost run away? Because that's a coward.

139, where is the injury that the hospital can't cure? -It's nerve-racking.

140, a heavy rain, busy farmers have to escape, but there is still one person. Why? -That's the scarecrow.

14 1. Daming and Xiaoming died when they were young, and Daming raised Xiaoming. Who will raise Daming? -I've heard a lot about you (Ming).

142. What do Mr. and Mrs. Chen do when they sleep every day? -Close your eyes (a few people don't close their eyes completely when they sleep! )。

143, what fire can't burn? Anger.

144, parents quarrel, which side is the best for the children? -Next to it.

145. What is the best way for a writer to write? -Write from left to right.

146, a pig ran as hard as it could, but it kept running with a wall in front of it and was finally killed. Why? -Pigs don't make sharp turns.

Benefits of learning brain teasers:

1. Cultivate logical thinking: Brainstorming usually requires us to find answers by analyzing problems and reasoning. This kind of thinking process can make us better understand logical thinking and improve our logical thinking ability. Through constant practice, we can gradually master more reasoning skills and methods, making our thinking clearer and more organized.

2. Stimulate innovative thinking: Brainstorming often requires us to look at problems in an unconventional way, that is, to find answers through innovative thinking. This way of thinking can help us better understand the importance of innovation and stimulate our creativity. Through continuous practice, we can gradually master more innovative thinking skills and methods, making our thinking more flexible and creative.

3. Strengthen reverse thinking: Brainstorming usually requires us to try to look at problems from different angles, and even requires us to use reverse thinking to find answers. This way of thinking can make us better understand the importance of reverse thinking and enhance our reverse thinking ability. Through continuous practice, we can gradually master more skills and methods of reverse thinking, making our thinking more flexible and reverse.