Complete couplets

Part I: Good reading is not good reading. Bottom line: A good book is not a good book. This couplet was written by Xu Wei in Ming Dynasty. The first couplet refers to reading when you are young, but you don't like reading, and reading is not good when you are old. The first part: Idle people are not allowed to become sages. Yuan Right: Thieves don't come, Taoist priests come. Xinlian: Fishing people don't come to work. Wulian: sinners are not allowed to get drunk. This couplet was written by a monk in Mingdan Mountain. Part I: Ideal is not enjoyment. Bottom line: The future is full of money. The first part: watching plum blossoms sweep wax snow alone; Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing. The beauty of this couplet lies in its urgent reading, such as the scale:' Dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567". The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam, and the cat strokes scare the summer mouse. Yuan Right: Hungry chickens steal rice, tell children to pick up stones and beat hungry chickens. Guyou: thirsty cranes make slaves shoot thirsty cranes. This couplet is also called' Summer Rat Measuring Beam'. The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam and the pen wall depicts the cat. Summer rat jumped along the eaves and crashed into a pile and died. Old cats eat corpses. Yuan Right: Missing! I was right: the hungry chicken stole rice, the hungry chicken fled with the same child, and died when it touched the shed, and the arrow fell. This couplet is a new couplet changed by netizens, and Yu Mian is right. Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans. Bottom line: beams are cool in summer. Part I: xixi Xixi Xixi Xi. Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk. Part 1: Let's spend the summer together tonight. Part II: Enjoy the flowers tomorrow. The first part: a scholar, a farmer and a worker (palace). Bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respect and frugality. Wulian: aluminum, copper, gold, molybdenum (wood), water, fire and earth. This couplet is also an odd couplet. The first part is divided into two parts: scholars, agriculture, industry and commerce; Gong Shang jiao Yu The former is a four-industry, while the latter is a five-tone, homophonic word repetition. The primitive five virtues of cold and hot are four senses, and gentleness, courtesy and frugality are gentlemen. My aluminum, copper, gold and molybdenum are four metals, and Jin Mu's water, fire and earth are five elements. Part I: Tour the West Lake, carrying an iron can, which falls to the West Lake, but it is precious to the iron can. Bottom line: make a deposit, catch bats, bat a deposit, and belittle bats. Original pair: ancient pair: every Jia Zi, Jia Zi, Jia Zi meets Jia Zi, Jia Zi Jia Zi. Wulian: After nine years, if you hold the wine bowl, you will lose it and regret it for a long time. Wulian: crossing the child's eye, shooting the child's eye, killing the child's eye and hurting the child's eye. Jiuwan: Jiuwan Creek of Three Gorges. Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin. Bottom line: short nights are long. This couplet is homophonic' Ni Fei monk is thin'; Ghost short hag long'. Part one: It's illegal to cut hair again. Bottom line: becoming a monk with a flail. This couplet is used to satirize a monk for breaking the law. Part I: How beautiful are flowers like lotus flowers? Bottom line: Berries are more sour than plums. Part I: Draw a temple, a temple, a wonderful temple. Bottom line: The famous garden is Yuanmingyuan. Part I: Agate is not a horse brain. Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver. This alliance was established by Wang Hong of the Ming Dynasty. Part I: Agate is not a horse brain. Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver. A beautiful sentence. Part I: When it rains heavily, I'm afraid of mud. Egg tofu is left to the son-in-law, and Mo Yan returns. According to legend, when it rained in the Qing Dynasty, his father-in-law Zhong took in his son-in-law. It seems ordinary, but in fact it is well-intentioned and wonderful. Because of its clever use of homophonic puns, all couplets are ancient names. For: Xia Dayu: Xia; Ni: Confucius; Ji Dan: Zhou Wuwang's name; Du Fu and Liu Yuxi: poets in the Tang Dynasty; Mozi and Yan Hui: Disciples of Confucius. Because it is too difficult, it is said that no one can answer correctly so far. The first part: I'm afraid of mud when it rains heavily, and I leave eggs and tofu to my son-in-law. Yan returns. Wu Lian: I hurt my heel. I'm afraid to invade my body. An Qisheng has no medicine and no medicine. Recover from illness This couplet is another version of the couplet. My homophonic businessman Zu Geng: Wang Shang's name; Ji Qinsheng: the name of Zheng Zhuanggong in the Spring and Autumn Period; Wuyi: General of Shu State in Three Kingdoms; Mei Yan: a character in the list of gods; An Qisheng: Han. Sick (Sun Bin). Rehabilitation (Kangfu) Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain. Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it. This couplet is homophonic Xia Dayu; Mozi philosopher in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Homophony); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He, Master of Yi Studies in the Early Han Dynasty, Bigan, Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties. The first part: Sinan women go to Tongren. Bottom line: the chef will come. This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan in Qing Dynasty. When friends go out here, it means that Sinan women go to Tongren, which is homophonic: thinking about men and women walking with people; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food. It turned out that this chef was originally from Shangcai and later lived in Huili. He often goes back and forth between these two places. Homonym: the chef who serves stewed carp. The first part: Modern scholars are short-sighted, and the imperial capital forbids trying Jinshi, but they wet their necks and wipe them with towels. Part II: It is an epic poem that began in the street. It is like a stone lion, vowing to erode. Part One: Dogs Bite Bones by the River Part Two: Poems by Shui Piao Dongpo This part is about a day when Dongpo and Fo Yin traveled by boat and saw a dog biting bones by the river. Dongpo made this part a homonym: the dog bites the monk's bone. Fo Yin immediately threw the poem written by Dongpo into the water. The homonym of this poem is: Shui Piao Dongpo's body. Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin. Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River. This couplet is a day when Dongpo takes his family out to play. He wrote this couplet when he met Fo Yin digging clams by the river. Homophonic: Fo Yin is looking for "delicious" food by the water. When Fo Yin heard this, Dongpo took his family with him. Homonym: Dongpo River brought' cangue'. Part I: The Yangtze River crosses the Yangtze River. Bottom line: Jiao Shan lives in Jiao Shan Cave. This couplet was written by Yang Jisheng (Jiao Shan) in Ming Dynasty and Jiao Shan in Zhenjiang. Part One: A Bai Lianhua in the sky, holding Buddha in the wind. Bottom line: There are several chestnut trees in the gorge, and the moon is far from the ape. The first part: Yulantang, Yulan Mao Lei is at the bar, trying to stop the rest. Bottom line: the banquet is clear, the lotus fragrance attracts the light swallow, and the mood is clear. Reading this couplet quickly and repeatedly becomes a mouthful. Yulantang: On the lakeside of Kunming in the Summer Palace, it is the bedroom of Emperor Guangxu. Qing Banquet Boat: Zhou Shi, located at the west foot of Wanshou Mountain in the Summer Palace, is a famous water building in the garden. Landscape couplets: wave upon wave, lasting forever, Hushan Town, Fuzhou West Lake Kaihua Temple, Sangzhe, several lakeside clubs, Furong Shili Waterfront Town, Wushan Pipa Pavilion, Fuzhou, a bullet water, a bullet moon half into the river wind, half into the clouds: the cave is still the old scene; The window is already a cross section of the New Year: fun couplets are widely used. It is either praise or derogatory; Or sarcasm, or praise; Or encourage, or encourage yourself ... Now extract one or two: (1) Political corruption in the late Qing Dynasty made it common to sell officials and titles. A Chinese medicine dealer in a city spent a lot of money to buy a four-product official. He wore a blue sky jacket and was still contemptuous at that time. He sarcastically said, "Four blue jackets and six rehmannia pills." (2) He was a close friend, and was appointed as an envoy of Gansu in the late Qing Dynasty. When he returned from studying abroad, an academician from surnamed tang mistakenly wrote "Autumn Thoughts" as "Autumn Generation" and "Investigation" as "Winning" in his letter. Then he mocked him with a couplet: "My husband is dreaming. Investigating its differentiation, nine Jiu Nan must be divided into eight or eight. " (3) black and white are inseparable, teach me how to know the north and the south; Green and yellow don't answer, I want to borrow something from you. Here is a story. A rich scholar and a poor scholar are friends. One day, the rich scholar took a walk in the yard at night. It's dark outside and he can't see his fingers. So I sang the first part casually, and I couldn't think of the second part. Then the poor scholar knocked at the door and said, "I don't want to answer it." I want to borrow something from you. " Hearing this, Fu Xiucai quickly said, "That's easier said than done. You should check my first couplet. " Then the poor scholar said, "Didn't the younger brother come out when he entered the door?" The rich scholar thought that it turned out to be like this, so he smiled happily! (4) Unscramble couplets: I watch the door in the middle of idle (idle) month, thinking about repairing my heart and going to the field. (5) Cleavage couplets: the old wood is dead, and this wood becomes firewood; Women are good, and girls are especially wonderful. (6) Moonlight screen window, every Zhuge Liang (Ge) exudes fragrance in the bright wind, and Mei Lanfang is gloomy. (7) The two boats go hand in hand, the rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of sailing boats (Fan Kuai), and the eight tones sing together. It is more difficult to clear the flute (Di Qing) than the small river (Xiaohe). (8) Nantong House, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou connects north and south; East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker and east pawnbroker are things. This couplet is a famous orientation couplet. The first part was written by Emperor Qianlong of Qing Dynasty, and the second part was improvised by Ji Xiaolan. (9) Sit south and eat watermelon, and throw the skin to the east; Read from top to bottom, turn left and turn right. (10) Big Dipper, reaching 14 in the water; The lonely geese in the south building fly with shadows in the middle of the month. According to legend, Lin Zexu went to his uncle's house when he was young, which coincided with the couplets of several poets and Uncle Xu. A poet wanted to test Colin's knowledge, so he made an upper couplet, and the clever Lin Zexu immediately made a lower couplet. The first couplet means that the Big Dipper in the sky is seven stars, and when reflected on the calm lake, it becomes fourteen o'clock. The second couplet is that although there are lonely geese in the south building, under the bright moon, "shadow" becomes "a pair of flies" This couplet reflects the intelligence, wit and erudition of young Lin Zexu.