Why are more and more men cheating now?

There is a saying: "it is too expensive to find a lover, and it is too tiring to find a lover." It is better to get together with classmates and ruin a couple. " Although exaggerated, it actually reflects the secular face of the so-called "class reunion" from the side. In fact, the "class reunion" is actually an interpersonal activity under the cloak of "friendship and catching up", which is even more vulgar.

Each has his own plan and ulterior motives! Male students with great achievements try to overwhelm male students mentally, especially bullying his classmates at school; Conquer female students physically and turn the fantasy of student days into reality. Desperate students also expect those male students who have made great achievements to help them. A good-looking female classmate believes that she must be well-dressed and well-crafted, and looks forward to becoming a rich male classmate at the "homecoming". Of course, there are also many down-and-out male and female students who have become yellow-faced women. Naturally, this group of people are very reluctant to attend the "homecoming".

After the reunion, I felt in my pocket in the back home and found many business cards! You can't add a few members to the phone book in your mobile phone, but one thing is certain: if you mix well, your mobile phone will be restless; On the contrary, your mobile phone is still silent!

1, a classmate who developed in other places. Whether he (she) is doing well or not, he (she) must have gone back to his hometown wearing Armani on his feet and Louis Vuitton on his elbow. Anyway, he (she) is out of town, and no one can see him. This time, of course, it is an excellent program to show off in front of the same window. He hopes that the more people come, the better. And 80% will say, "The flight I booked temporarily yesterday flew back, just got off the plane and flew back early in the morning!" " A pair of heavy feelings and heavy righteousness, miss classmates.

2, a girl with a little beauty. This time, I will draw my face carefully. There are thousands of choices in the closet. If you know the news in advance, you will be hungry for a few days and try to get into that high-waisted dress. There must be a lot of chatting with a good-looking male classmate. Eighty percent of the topics are criticizing her current husband, and you can't wait to exchange phones. If you are down and out, you can stay where you are. When we get to the karaoke bar, she will become a bully.

3. Students who enter the officialdom will never leave their seats because they answer their mobile phones. They will use the telephone to direct their secretaries or subordinates to work, but the voice is not loud enough to ensure that everyone present can hear them. The tone is more arrogant and resolute than usual, mostly "grace" and "ah", and the expression is slightly dignified, slightly tired, and a look of strategy. Also, officialdom students also like to be a bully in K karaoke bars, and the songs are generally "Tell the truth" and so on. Beer is full of gas, and I like to put a microphone on it. It's tone-deaf, and the sound decibel is extremely high!

4. Students who go to sea. As long as he is swollen (always), whether he is yellow (always) or swollen (always), he is sure to be late. He was the last one to go in, his cell phone was still stuck to his ear and his mouth kept ringing. This kind of person is different from his classmates in officialdom. Such people are often hysterical on the phone. Nothing more than "Chang 'e is my friend, and I didn't think about it." "Russian-made aircraft carrier has stopped in Shichahai, and immediately sent someone to pick up the goods! "Finally, I have to shout to my subordinates," I have told you many times, don't ask me for business below 300 million, you can handle it yourself. "Make sure everyone heard you, then stop calling and give everyone an" apology ":"I'm sorry I'm late. It's disgusting. I took a project and attracted 24 billion dollars. I'm too busy! Sorry, sorry. "

5. 80% of the students who sit next to each other and talk less are dull and don't mix well. The trendy nouns we speak are either unknown or unskilled. Afraid of saying the wrong thing and making a fool of yourself, I just don't speak. Of course, people who are naturally quiet are not excluded.

6. If you have money, you won't drive if you have a car, and you won't rob if you have a bill. There are two possibilities, one is that it was beautiful in those days, and then it doesn't matter. The other is that people who were embarrassed in those days still exist silently, and such people are even more terrible.

7, with plug-ins. There are two situations when a male classmate brings his wife to attend: First, his wife looks more competitive and brings out face. Before going out, he had to say, "Be sure to give me face in front of my classmates, you know?" ; Second, the wife is worried about what sparks he has with his old lover, and attending together can play a role of guardian and supervision. If the husband of a female classmate is all imported, he will definitely bring it.

8. Turtle (Returned) classmate. People who have been to the United States will try their best to find opportunities to say it, say capital operation, say Wall Street stock market, and finally say, "In fact, that's it." Some English words keep popping up in your mouth; Here, I quickly talked about the eight-country tour in Europe, talking about humanities and art; Talking about ancient Roman culture; Those who have been to Australia over there are all scratching their heads. At this time, if you can simply say, "I have emigrated to Mauritius and will soon enter Nerella." The detention center was silent on the spot. I have to say, "I was forced to live in exile in Siberia for a year." I was killed by thunder.

10, a new student in the entertainment circle. I'm sure to be late. One is a small achievement. I must bring my assistant, bodyguard and driver. When I am late, I have to say something like this: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just came from the set." The other one is not famous and has never seen a work. He just said, "I have been filming abroad." Honey, he went straight to Hollywood.

1 1, battlefield. If you go to a teahouse instead of karaoke, then "reunion" will become stale and outrageous, and "reunion" will naturally become a casino. Students who don't like gambling will be disappointed. Advise students not to turn the reunion into a casino, and pay more attention to the feelings of students who don't like gambling.

1 1, car One car is definitely better than the other, but I don't know how many are rented and how many are borrowed. There is a simple reason. Is it really appropriate to drive to the class reunion? The punishment for drunk driving is very severe.

In the end, you will find that our head teacher talks the least. The vicissitudes of time have made more wrinkles climb on her forehead, and her black hair has turned gray. She listened to the students' extensive discussions in the past, perhaps gratified or lost. . . . . . .