What will happen when Tai'an becomes rich and powerful?

1. Obama has repeatedly requested that Tai’an pancakes be designated as a designated meal in the United States. The Tai’an city government thinks that the United States is too poor and has never agreed. .

2. Harvard University, Oxford University, and Waseda University respectively requested to jointly run schools with Shandong Agricultural University, Shandong University of Science and Technology, and Taishan Medical College, but they were rejected. . The University of Tokyo has issued a global announcement: It will not accept students who have not studied abroad at Taishan Middle School. .

3. To make purchases in seven-star hotels around the world, just swipe your Tai'an resident ID card. . The Tai'an resident ID card is a visa for various countries, and you can go to any country in the world. .

4. The Overseas Chinese Building, Taishan Hotel, and the Athens Palace charge a visiting fee of 1,000 yuan per minute. Even so, the people of Taicheng are dissatisfied, saying that the fees are too low and not worthy of the level of Tai'an. .

5. Obama, Yukio Hatoyama and other leading figures from various countries all worship a statue of Tai'an Mayor Li Hongfeng at home. .

6. Posts such as "Which area in Taicheng has housing prices below 200,000 per square meter" have become topics of daily debate on Baidu Tieba. .

7. Tai'an has 3 Chinese Super League teams and 5 CBA teams. Kaka barely played the main role in one of the Chinese Super League teams in Tai'an. . Messi and Ronaldo can only play for the Thai Central School football team because of their lack of strength. . Garnett and Kobe barely qualified to play for one of Tai'an's CBA teams by sending red envelopes to Tai'an Mayor Li Hongfeng through the back door. . The Houston Rockets were directly named permanently by Taian Fiberglass - Taian Fiberglass Team. .

8.F1 directly set up Tai'an Station and canceled Shanghai Station. The reason is very simple. Shanghai has too few people and the attendance rate is too low. It belongs to an economically underdeveloped area in China. .

9. The International Olympic Committee decided that East Lake in Tai'an will be the permanent venue for the Olympic canoeing competition and the canoeing World Cup finals. .

10. People in Taicheng all drive their own MiG-29s when going out on the streets, and they all drive their own private jets when traveling far away. You said you feel like you are losing points even if you drive a Bugatti Veyron. .

11. Xingzhuang Town changed its mayor. United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon personally sent a congratulatory message. US President Obama was always received by the village chief when he visited Tai'an. Li Fan's dog from Geological Team 3 was missing. When Obama learned about it during the visit, he immediately called the Pentagon and requested a global positioning search. .

12. Russia’s first nuclear attack on China only targeted Tai’an Zhongbai. According to the analysis of American-Russian economist Hervitch: destroying Tai’an Zhongbai will set China’s economy back 500 years. .

13. Of the more than 1,700 listed companies on the Shanghai and Shenzhen Stock Exchanges, 1,586 are located in Tai'an. That’s not even counting those listed on the Tokyo and New York stock exchanges. .

14. Rich people from Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong spent all their money to buy a Tai'an household registration, just to proudly say "I am from Tai'an". .

15. The Ministry of Education of various countries around the world has canceled their native language and English courses and implemented all Taian dialect education. . The Chinese Ministry of Education has also canceled Chinese and English courses and launched Taian dialect education. At the same time, it stipulates that no matter how good a student is in mathematics, physics and chemistry, but is not good at Tai'an dialect, he will not be allowed to enter university. The reason is that such students will not be able to integrate with the world in the future. .

16. In the United States, Japanese officials flocked to Dajinkou and Qiujiadian for inspection and study. They were worried that they might abscond as immigrants. Even if they came to wash dishes, they must strictly investigate the eighteenth generation of their ancestors. .

17. Avril Lavigne said excitedly after her solo concert at Tai’an Sports Center Stadium: She won’t be so excited to win a Grammy Award in the future. .

18. A Lamborghini and a Bugatti Veyron rear-ended each other on Taishan Street. The Tai'an traffic police refused to accept the incident because the damage was too small. .

19. After 50 rounds of arduous negotiations, Tokyo finally defeated New York and successfully became a sister city with Tai'an. .

20. The people of Taicheng all educate their children like this: "If you don't study hard, I will send you to work in Beijing and embarrass our whole family." .

21. Candidates from Beijing must get a score of 750 or above to get into Tai'an TV University, and there is no way to get into Tai'an TV University without finding someone to support them. .

22. The barbecue restaurants and ramen restaurants on the streets of Taicheng are all the world's top 500 companies. If you work for Microsoft or Coca-Cola, you will be embarrassed to raise your head and say hello when you go out. .

23. Every year, Nobel Prize winners in literature sign books at Taishan Square for a month, and they have to make reservations half a year in advance, otherwise they won’t be able to queue up at all. .

24. Bill Gates came to Tai'an to travel, but because he thought taxis in Tai'an were too expensive, he could only take the bus. .

25. In order to come to Hushan Park to play golf, Woods cried and begged the Tai'an Embassy to grant him a visa. .

26. When the Tai'an Tower was built, the foundation alone was 10 meters higher than the Eiffel Tower. .

27. The reason why the United Nations headquarters cannot move to Tai'an is because it cannot afford to buy land in Tai'an to build an office building. .