Please help me write a limerick or a word for [Shen Chao]. It is best to write an inscription in Qin's name. The title of Shuidiao should be funny, not swearing.

Xx, you were short of calcium since childhood, and you were short of love since childhood. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! ! A person is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is wasted alive, the air is wasted when it dies, the land at home is wasted, and RMB is wasted.

Late at night, no problem. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet and fight against bugs (bugs on the wrong poop), and compete with shit.

No one saved you, sacrificed heroically, lived a great life and died silently, and installed lights to commemorate your mistakes.

There is a tacit understanding, a wonderful feeling, a happiness with you, and an idiot who will finish reading the short message.

It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live.

Disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

I had a dream at night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in my life, and he also said that there was only one way to break the spell: texting 10 fools, and I cried at that time. I only know you, and I'm finished. . . . Primitive species that scientists dare not study,

The necessary raw materials to destroy the universe,

Even orcs despise you, orcs,

Sedimentary raw materials with oil concentration 10 times,

The disfigured uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

You have to go to the zoo to find a girlfriend.

Even if you leave the earth,

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave your body.

In order not to pollute the environment,

On the keyboard you touched.

Even amoeba can't survive,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

An idiot can be your teacher,

Even retarded people can teach you to speak,

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break,

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If you are ugly, you can generate electricity.

Nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down,