I heard that this is the Three Kingdoms in Korean history books ... Is it really so shameless?

When Chinese people argue with Koreans in English forums.

Koreans like to satirize China, saying, South Korea has Samsung, LG, what does China have?

People in China are often speechless for a while.

China compatriots who missed it added that those who know Korean can help translate it and post it on the Korean forum.

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Excuse me, Koreans, what else do you have besides Samsung, Hyundai and LG?

The output value of these companies accounts for more than half of your total output value in Korea. If you kill these companies, Korea will be finished. Where are the others?

What do we have in China?

I won't talk about culture and history with you (you like to copy), and it doesn't include Hongkong, Taiwan Province and Macau for the time being.

Let's say the mainland,

This is something you don't have.

1. We have a spaceship with 200,000 parts and its industrial chain. Do you Koreans have it? Don't talk to me about cars.

Cars only need 16000 parts.

2. We have Godson CPU, which is second only to Japan and America in the world. Do you?

We have acquired IBM's global PC business, which is already world-class. Do you have a world-famous PC brand?

We have a huge Three Gorges Project. Can you build it? We can bid in Africa, which is twice as big as the Three Gorges.

Are you qualified to double the hydropower station?

5. We can build J 10 three-generation semi-fighters, nuclear submarines, nuclear missiles, Chinese Aegis ships and intercontinental missiles, except the United States.

Can the country buy it or build it?

We have 60 satellites flying in the sky. How much do you have?

7. We China people are in Thailand, the Philippines, Malaysia and Singapore, and we control the economies of these countries. Go out.

What else is there in Korea?

8. We Huawei can make Cisco tremble, can you?

9. How influential is the Korean Wave that you are proud of outside Asia? Our hero, lie down on all fours.

Which of these movies, Tiger and Hidden Dragon, didn't make hundreds of millions at the box office in the United States, and did it in South Korea? Our Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yun Fat are all world-class influential brands. Who knows when Kim Hee Seon is not in East Asia?

10 Our Chinese food is popular all over the world, almost in every country in the world. We in China can easily eat Chinese food that you think is "greasy" when we go to any country.

How is your Korean food? Where is it?

1 1, now the whole world is learning Chinese, and many schools in the United States list Chinese as a compulsory course. Who will learn your Korean?

In addition, according to British statistics, the average penis in China is 12CM, while that in South Korea is only 8-9cm. Can you compare it?

You will soon be defeated by us down there.

1. Household appliances, you were driven out of the China market by our company. Europe and America are waiting for TCL. Haier will clean it up for you.

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2. shipbuilding. At present, China is the third in the world, and you are the first. However, we have a natural gas liquefied ship on which you can make money.

It's manufactured, so you'll be killed. In 10 years, your fatal disaster was completely killed by us.

3, IC industry, your own statistics, the gap between us and you is about 1 year, waiting for us SMIC to kill you three.

Star.

4. Online games. At present, your share in China has dropped to 30% under the attack of our domestic games, followed by China.

Abroad, you will suffer.

Where we can't catch up with you:

1, football. Our players are all primary and junior high school graduates. If they don't play football, they are gangsters. Your players are in the college league.

Sally chose it. Let us primary school students beat you college students, but they really can't beat you.

2, masturbation ability, you Koreans like masturbation, which China people can't compare with you. You don't have a large area of land.

So I fantasize that the northeast is yours; You have no words, so you fantasize that Chinese characters were invented by you; You didn't.

Medicine, so I imagine that acupuncture in Chinese medicine was invented by you. You don't have a great man, so you fantasize about Confucius and Han Shi.

China people. Your diet is monotonous and pathetic, so you accuse Chinese food of being greasy (poor Koreans don't know China's Big Four?

Only northern food is greasy. You don't have a glorious history. You should go to Goguryeo, which was destroyed by the Tang Dynasty.

Comfortable.

There are American troops in your territory, but we don't. How nice. Your little brothers are too short to satisfy your woman, and the American army can just let your woman die. In war, you don't have to think, just work hard, because the American army commands you.

Finally, you Koreans think that China is a developed country, that China values you more and likes to show our self-esteem in front of you.

In fact, there is only one goal in our eyes, and that is the United States.