The more curse words you use to curse men, the better.

1. Even if Furong farts, you will catch her. When I saw you, I thought that Bajie is a handsome guy.

2. Men who treat women badly will be reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next lives!

3. You can know your character from the way you watch movies: when watching literary films Keep fast forwarding and keep pausing when watching porn.

4. After I saw you, I realized what you meant when your dad scolded you all day long for making raw barbecued pork better than giving birth to you! Look at the barbecued pork, then look at you, compare it, damn, barbecued pork Better than you!

5. Others say that a man has gold at his knees. You fucking cut off your feet, not even a piece of iron is left!

6. Brother, can you increase the resolution on your face?

7. Brother, are you? Your nickname is Qiugao? I'm totally pissed off by you.

8. Do men who smoke smell smelly, or do men who drink alcohol smell? Those who don’t take showers smell. . .

9. Every man who craves sex with a woman has the dream of having sex with her.

10. A man at 20 is a Pentium, a man at 30 is Microsoft, a man at 40 is Panasonic, and a man at 50 is Lenovo

11. Men and dogs, men at 20 are like pugs, sweet words Always in the mouth, a man at 30 is like a watchdog, best at cooking and washing, and a man at 40 is like a mad dog, biting a pretty girl every time he sees one.

12. If you are so tall, be careful to look like the tallest man in the world. He died of cerebral hemorrhage because he was too tall and his heart was too far away.

13. You are handsome, you are handsome, your hair is like a ball of kelp, you are wearing a sack, and you have a shoelace tied around your waist. You are always mischievous when you have nothing to do! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? In fact, you are a neurotic second generation!!

14. Just go to the street and find a telegraph pole to lift your hind legs, pee and see what kind of virtue you look like!

15. Don’t buy a ticket when you get on the bus. , bending your waist and shrinking your neck, you stunned and said your name was Liu Luoguo. I couldn’t figure it out, I really couldn’t figure it out, where did you come from?

16. This handsome guy is thoughtful and resourceful, handsome and has a hot figure. He really needs talent, good looks and breasts!

17. The smartest man They are all pretending to be stupid, and the smartest women are all pretending to be coquettish.

18. A toad that doesn’t want to eat swan meat is not a good toad. You are that toad.

19. You are so handsome, so cool, so stupid!

20. Look at your wretched face, you don’t have much time to decorate it, don’t even think about it. No water at all.

21. If I say you are a fool, I will always praise you

22. If you want to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction!

23 , I once said that you are not very handsome, but you said that at least you sneeze loudly!

24. Brother, please excuse me, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.

25. Dude, look at your IQ. . . Are you from the Physics Department of Caledonian University?

26. Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called diamond kings, ugly women are called dinosaurs, and handsome men are called frogs. Even you They are all called Xiaoqiang.

27. Yo! Have you just been fooled, or are you planning to make fun of others?

28. If my life were a movie, you would be the one who pops up advertising.

29. If you are sick, you treat them. Don’t come to me. I am not a veterinarian.

30. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Oh, sometimes I think about it, like you It's pretty good to be a pig like that!

31. How can I describe his appearance to you? Have you ever seen roasted sweet potatoes? They are freshly roasted and are too hot to hold in your hands. If you are not careful, I didn't catch it and dropped it to the ground. Over there, a kid ran over wearing spike shoes and stepped on the sweet potato. .

His face looks like a piece of sweet potato.

32. How come you are the only one growing on your three acres of land? What kind of garlic are you pretending to be?

33. As long as you raise your head, there will be holes in the ozone layer and you will need to immigrate. Mars is trying to leave you.

34. If you sow beans, you will get beans;

35. The scorching sunshine has severely stabbed your titanium alloy dog ??eyes.

36. The price of pork has increased recently. Your worth has also gone up.

37. I think all the bears in the world are just like you.

38. On a whim, I set your photo as the desktop of my computer. Damn it, I got a computer virus! Don’t use curse words when scolding men

1. You’re afraid you’re crazy. Drozen syndrome plus intermittent self-mutilation syndrome, right?

2. You are no match for me. Don’t always use your gorgeous language to show off to me. You are not good enough.

3. I am born to be useful, and the mouse son can dig holes.

4. This is the first time I have seen such a bitch who is worse than a dog. You are really brave!

5. A genius who takes one step forward is a fool, and a fool who takes a step back may not be a genius.

6. Oh, how much did it cost your parents to be so thick-skinned!

7. Did water get into your brain when you washed your face and hair? Have you washed all your brains out?

8. The world is already so difficult, why do you still come to show off your IQ?

9. If you buy a 2-dollar mirror and take a look at yourself, you look like a bear. You don’t recognize your relatives and you are crying in anger. How can you live in this world?

10. A toad that doesn’t want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

11. I feel very unhappy when I weigh myself. Want to eat.

12. I am not as good as you in terms of appetite, but you lose in terms of talent.

13. If you still don’t know what SB is, take a look in the mirror.

14. Are you talking a lot of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish.

15. Tell me, you are not at the same level as me. What are you talking about?

16. Stop pouting and showing off your cute scissor hands. The wrinkles on your forehead can kill flies.

17. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the corner of the sea! I bet your IQ has been blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

18. I know that a beast like you can’t spit out ivory from its mouth.

19. Are you confused? I want to be a bitch, and I want to build a memorial arch.

20. It doesn’t matter if you are beautiful or not, your mind is not bright yet, your limbs are not diligent and your grains are not separated. The most important thing is that you will fall off the chain at the critical moment. After you go out of the wall, make sure there is someone on the other side of the wall. ?

21. You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half-dead.

22. You look like a moldy sweet potato. Pick it up, throw it on the ground, step on it a few times, and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds on it.

23. Do you believe that I will blow your head off and knock out all your memories before you were 8 years old so that you can recall your wonderful childhood?

24. Gu Liang, there are so many white horses in the world, just find a mule, forget about the thousand-mile horse, it is waiting for Bole to come to it.

25. If you can’t tolerate me in your heart, either my personality is too great or your mind is too narrow-minded.

26. Sister Feng has an audience for being mean. Are you qualified to be mean?

27. As soon as I saw you, I knew that the baboon was a relative of yours, otherwise why would you look so similar!

28. Did you fall on your head when you were a child? As a result, your IQ is too low and no amount of medicine can make it up.

29. What am I doing if you have nothing to do with Lao Meng? Don’t you know I’m busy?

30. Continue to demonstrate your shameless skills!

31. That talkative Tang Monk will be speechless and speechless when he sees you.

32. We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.

33. Don’t sit around all day. Your old bitch is almost pregnant.

34. There is no second person in the world who is more idiotic than you. Idiot is your exclusive term.

35. Miss, please pay attention to your words, because your rich language charm is directly proportional to your face, which looks like the white substance in a man's body.

36. Now I can completely obliterate you, you loser! You loser, do you understand now?

37. You dare to shout at me with such a ruthless tone, you are tired of living, aren't you?

38. With your appearance, don’t go out at night. It’s not good if you really scare ghosts. People are rushing to reincarnate.

39. When you scold someone for being thick-skinned, you should say that it should be difficult for Mosquito to book you. Mosquito has been exhausted after struggling all night.

40. Don’t say I can’t do it, otherwise I will make you regret it.

41. You BT, I will shoot you in the stomach, you are a fighting warrior among awesome people, you are a VIP among idiots, I will fuck your 18th generation ancestor, look at your vulgarity.

42. Your despicable look has broken the Guinness record for the meanest in the world. Congratulations!

43. There will never be another slut in the world who is sexier than you. Congratulations on becoming a global celebrity.

44. How much I want to compete with you, but I can’t bear your shit or piss!

45. Your mother may have been premature when she gave birth to you, so you are still not fully grown.

46. Look at your own profile picture. Are you a mentally retarded person? Why are you so impatient? The domineering side is leaking, and he still insists that he is not up to the mark.

47. You were born in the year of cucumber, so you need to be photographed! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!

48. I always thought. At least humans and dogs or pigs cannot mate. But. Your appearance completely breaks science and common sense. It is really a great tragedy for the scientific community!

49. When I see you, I will know that you were born of a fucking bitch, and you have the exclusive label of a bitch.

50. If you push me again, if you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you to see.

51. If you were a flower, even the cows wouldn’t poop!

52. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

53. You have spent your entire youth reviewing your youth, why should you spend your entire life doubting life?

54. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of the clogged septic tank.

55. The animals become human when they wear this clothes. You will immediately become an animal as soon as you put it on. , You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

56. Please forgive us! Please give us a clean and harmonious world!

57. Don’t compare with anyone, because you can’t compare with a dog, let alone a human?

58. Don’t think that you are from a famous family or something. Do you think your father is Li Gang? Is it possible? sorry! I should have thought that you are a descendant of Zhu Bajie!

59. Stop barking here and go back to your kennel with that bone in your mouth!

60. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, but your beauty is only suitable for being a shameless mistress.

61. Where did you come from, a monkey like you? The buttocks and face grow together. They are red with black, black with yellow, and yellow with a little bit of sex appeal.

62. Making fun of others without wiping your own butt is purely nonsense. Don’t force me to tell you what you mean! That’s two hundred and five plus three eight plus two!

63. This is also a sustainable development. From this school to the current school

64. Do you know why others say that your family can only be poor for three generations? You can’t get it. How can my wife have descendants?

65. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub isn't open yet!

66. Do you think you are Guo Jingming who pretends to be melancholy and babbles? Are you not as tall as others?

67. You are a big gangster. You have been a gangster since you were a child. When your mother gave birth to you, you never forgot to look back.

68. You can know your character by the way you watch movies: keep fast forwarding when watching literary movies, and keep pausing when watching pornographic movies.

69. You are an incompletely evolved life form and a genetically mutated alien.

70. Tell you not to force me. If you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

71. When I saw your hair, I thought it was so beautiful. I felt really sad for you. Why did you cut your hair so that it looked like a ghost or a human? What's the purpose?

72. Go to a telephone pole on the street, lift your hind legs, take a pee and take a look at yourself to see what kind of virtue you have!

73. It’s okay if you are not kind, but why are you so cruel and ruthless? You are simply a complete devil.

74. When I fall asleep, I feel that I am so beautiful that I cannot stand it, and then I can’t sleep anymore.

75. I said you don’t look like a pig because I’m afraid of offending a pig.

76. I can smell your odor from eight hundred miles away. I am so shamelessly proud of you.

77. It is hateful to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

78. The world is bigger than the piece of mind you lack.

79. I really don’t know how the mentally retarded hospital in the world is opened. A person with such a brain-dead condition appears here and does not receive any treatment.

80. The IQ trained in the circus is indeed a flaw. Happiness is not the more the better, but just the right amount

1. The significance of those processes in which we strive for our ideals is far greater than the unknown results.

2. Don’t be too proud when walking smoothly. Even if you climb to the top of the slope, you will still have to go downhill after all; don’t be too proud when walking fast. Your foot strength is always limited, so it is better to slow down. Make the short journey more exciting; when you are tired from walking, don’t lament too much. Take a break and endure the fatigue before you know how to be strong and cherish it; when walking is hard, don’t be too sad. There is no dead end in life. Suffering is the ladder of life, helping you get out of the trough and swamp.

3. Love is understanding, not imprisonment. Life is knowledge, not living.

4. High-quality friendship always occurs between two excellent independent personalities.

5. Many people do not get married, not because they think marriage is not important, but because marriage is very important. Yang Changyi

6. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

7. I have designed ten thousand ways to meet you, but I am afraid of a real encounter.

8. You should observe carefully in order to understand; you should work hard to understand in order to act. Romain Rolland

9. Sometimes people are so strange. They won’t say a word even after being greatly wronged, but they burst into tears when they hear words of comfort.

10. I hope you can try your best instead of always thinking about quick success.

11. The better others do, the easier it will be for you to get ahead. So many times, you should be grateful to those who don't care about you. There is nothing more sad than a heart that never dies, and nothing more fortunate than a complete death. ---Zhang Jiajia

12. Happiness is not the more the better, but just the right amount.

13. I am afraid that when young people are confused, they will say that I am not afraid of hardship. Being able to endure hardship is a good thing, but is it enough to be able to endure hardship? Especially for girls, I hope you will go smoothly and be in the mood to enjoy life, instead of wasting away the years in suffering. Don't give yourself psychological hints that you can suffer. In this era, people who are incompetent may not be able to live a good life even if they suffer more than you can bear. You have to have other capital to live in this world. ---Leiyi

14. People always have such contradictions. When you believe, you will be deceived and bruised; when you are used to doubting, there are people who are so kind, which makes you feel My doubts about them are actually because my heart is so dirty. Therefore, when you can only choose to trust others, do not forget to take principled precautions. When you are deceived by others, never give up your kindness to others, so that you will not be completely disappointed in the world.

15. The best dowry for a woman is a considerate and warm heart, and the best dowry for a man is a lifetime of accommodation and love. The most precious things in the world are often free, but unfortunately many people can’t see through it!

16. What you are afraid of will be what you think, and what you believe will be what you hear. What scares us is not the outside world, but our hearts.

17. Many people like to hurt others by speaking without thinking. Later, they hope that others will understand that this is their frankness and personality, but what obligation do others have to stay with you even if they are angry with you? What about laughing? What I thought was frankness and individuality was actually just childishness and selfishness.

18. The flowers of dust are also beautiful, and nothing in the world is humble. That period of singing in a low voice, bowing the head shyly, whose tenderness was spoiled? That period of beauty, even if it was only a brief moment of fireworks, also brightened the youthful years. To be successful in life, you must have all the joy, even if it is short-lived, at least it once bloomed enchantingly. That fleeting memory like a bubble, if there are thousands of them, will also write the beautiful and fleeting pages of life.

19. Don’t be a simply excellent person, but be an irreplaceable person.

20. Youth is like a container, filled with restlessness, restlessness, youthfulness, and occasional madness. Happiness is not the more the better, but just the right amount

Introduction: Only those who have experienced it know that when love is too grand and solemn, many times the person you love more cannot shout out to the other person. of that person's name. Although they are just a few simple syllables, speaking them clearly is as difficult as moving a mountain. The name that is just a symbol in the eyes of others is as important as a thousand stones in the heart of the one you love.

1. Three elements of progress: you can do it yourself, someone says you can do it, and those who say you can do it can do it.

2. It turns out that you can change because you fall in love with someone, but you still ask yourself not to change that side.

3. Falling in love is missing someone's heart, marriage is tying one's heart, and love is swallowing one's heart.

4. The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

5. In life, you need to constantly dust off the soul, reflect on yourself, blame yourself, and realize your self-respect...

6. The tragedy of love comes from pickiness; the perfection of marriage comes from tolerance.

7. A person’s two eyes are both parallel, but they do not see people equally. People have two ears on both sides, but they always tend to listen to one side of the story. A person has only one mouth, but he can always tell two sides.

8. Enemies become comrades mostly for survival, and comrades become enemies mostly for money.

9. Those who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for opportunity is a fool.

10. Infatuated people always have this idea: Even I am moved by myself, so what reason does she have for not being moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person.

11. Those who talk loudly may not have high opinions. They may be meditating when they are silent.

12. The relationship between individuals is like knitting a sweater. When it is established, it is stitch by stitch, careful and long, and when it is dismantled, it only takes a gentle pull.

13. Sometimes, happiness is not about having more, but just the right amount.

14. Love is precious only if you love it to the fullest. Many people don’t know how to cherish possession. You only see it when you lose it. In fact, the most familiar thing is the most precious.

15. The bright stars are not as bright as the lonely moon; the chirping of hundreds of birds is not as bright as the roar of a tiger.

16. Knowledge is the source of wisdom, and moral character is the foundation of career.

17. Maybe we don’t understand what love is.

18. The best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

19. Successful people look for methods, and failed people look for excuses; if you want to succeed, there will be no excuses, and if you need excuses, you will not be successful.

20. Friends who tolerate each other will be in the same boat for a hundred years, couples who tolerate each other will be together for a hundred years, and a world that tolerates each other will be peaceful and beautiful.

21. When there are no ifs, only the lost possessions are the most permanent.

22. What people know is life; what people don’t know is art.

23. The wind is bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain is wetter and lonelier than the clouds. You are farther away and deserted than I imagined, and I think of you more often than I imagined.

24. Those who dare not get angry are cowards, and those who do not get angry are wise.

25. Being alive itself is a kind of luck, and being young itself is a kind of happiness.

27. A place without water is a desert, and a place without sound is loneliness.

28. Giving words to others is more important than pearls and jade; words to hurt others are more important than swords.

Twenty-nine, the fingers are clasped tightly, but they cannot hold together forever.

30. To flatter oneself is to deceive oneself and others, and to slander others is to be despicable to oneself.

31. Investing love in one person is risky; investing love in many people is dangerous.

32. The more deeply loved a husband is by his wife, the more mature he is, while the more pampered a wife is, the more immature she is.

33. Love can be romantic, but don’t waste it; don’t hold hands casually, let alone let go casually.

34. Losing someone is just a process in life. The sky will not rain forever, there will always be sunny days after rain.

35. Real love is not to hold him in your arms, but to let him learn to walk.

Thirty-six. Even if the clock is smashed, no one can restrain the pace of time for half a second.

Thirty-seven. The wind after the rain is refreshing and melancholy. It can blow away the filth of the earth, but it cannot blow away my own lonely mood.

38. The furthest distance in the world is from the palm of my hand to the palm of your hand.

39. Because you have loved, you will not become an enemy; because you have been hurt, you will not be friends.

40. Someone once said that memories are a bridge, but they are a prison leading to loneliness.

Postscript: Happiness is having you accompany me in the steps of my life, happiness is having you accompany me through the journey of life, my happiness is your happy perception, my happiness is your happiness Everything, with you by my side my happiness will not pass by easily, with you by my side my happiness will become more and more!