Why are you so cute?

Question 1: Why are you so cute? Ask God to answer what you are saying!

Question 2: People ask me why I think she is cute. Asking God for a 20-minute reply is something that can only be understood but cannot be expressed, just as we can hear beautiful voices, see warm sunshine and feel the softness of the breeze blowing on our cheeks, but no one has ever told us why. I think your cuteness may be a chain reaction caused by this unspeakable feeling, which really makes me want to be close to you, praise you and care about you.

Question 3: People say I was cute when I was a child. How should I reply? When you grow up, you will be disabled and say that you are ugly now.

Question 4: Forget it ... How can I come back? I'm not good at math.

Question 5: How can I reply when people say fuck you? Don't be rude to your grandfather.

Question 6: All landlords: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me and still in junior high school. This is a sin.

Violent reply: it is really sinful to remove the word like.

Landlord: My wife gave birth to a baby girl, which is very cute. Please give my daughter a nice name. My last name is Cheng.

Reply: Cheng Ji is cold.

4:

Landlord: Give me a woman and I will create a country!

Well, I'll give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year!

5:

Landlord: when I was in college, I skipped classes, failed, dumped people, got dumped, fought, and made a mistake ... Hey, I tried my best ~

Reply: Have you ever died?

6:

Landlord: Please describe China National Seismological Station in one sentence.

Answer: wise after the event, like a pig beforehand!

7:

Landlord: Tell a story that starts with KB, is funny in the middle and has a tragic ending. For example, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died.

I met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong and married Sister Furong. ...

8:

Landlord: I chat with the unit leaders every day, feeling that the future is very slim. ...

Be happy ~ because it's not terrible to play the piano for cows. What's terrible is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day!

9:

Landlord: A female vendor selling pineapples in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit off my uncle's penis in desperation. ...

Reply: Hum! You won't let me live, and I won't let you enjoy life! ! !

10:

Landlord: Actually, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of gravity. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it!

Answer: He was really lucky, because it was an apple that hit his head, and it was either durian or coconut that hit the poor landlord's head. ...

1 1:

Landlord: Do you want to make your uncle miserable or your brother miserable?

Violent reply: Uncle, your brother is out.

12:

Landlord: Urban management adds new weapons to catch stray dogs!

Violent reply: the same root is born, so I want to fry too fast.

13:

Landlord: Why do more and more people don't want children?

Violent reply: Senior officials sent by Beijing said they should start with dolls.

14:

Landlord: I saw a male netizen today, and the other party has been hinting at going to bed. I want to ask: is it because netizens go to bed when they meet now?

Violent reply: don't netizens go to bed when they meet? Are you kidding? Everyone is busy.

15:

Landlord: A student, with the lowest grade every year, often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give students better final comments. How to write?

Violent reply: The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability.

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Landlord: Through the incident of drinking mineral water to death in Hainan, we can see that food safety in China is worrying, and mineral water can also kill people? Is there no sign of QS?

Violent reply: weak, is QS going to die?

17:

Landlord: Which is more economical, dogs or people?

Violent reply: Auntie, even if you can treat men as dogs, do you dare to treat dogs as men?

18:

Landlord: I have100000, and I want to buy a car. Please give me some advice.

Forum reply: You can sell 30 QQ cars and drive in teams, with S-type cars and B-type cars for a while.

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Landlord: Wang married Chen. Please comment in four words.

Forum reply: You are getting better!

2 1:

Landlord: When walking the dog last night, our big Tibetan mastiff and a bald wild dog on the edge of the grove bit each other. Fuck! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan mastiff was defeated by a grass dog! ! !

Forum sofa: Before I went bald, they all called me a lion!

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Landlord: My girlfriend always says that her breasts are small, which I think is ok. Please GG help me identify it ~

Forum sofa: There are two pimples on the back!

24:

Landlord: If I have 100 million RMB, I can get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin!

Forum reply: Yes, but you have to borrow money to pay the property fee first ~

25:

Landlord: He vowed today that I am a part of his life, I am a part of his body, and he can't live without me ~

Forum sofa: That's what my ex-boyfriend said. Later, I learned that I am as dispensable as his appendix, ears and six fingers!

26:

Landlord: I am so rich, what kind of car should I buy for the nanny?

Forum reply: that depends on what relationship she has developed with your husband ~

27:

Landlord: The damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone.

Forum basement ... >>

Question 7: 34 Can God's reply, which makes people laugh, be less poisonous? 1. Why do flat-chested girls usually eat vegetables?

God replied: because poor chest is extremely hungry!

2. Other children will buy toilet paper, and my children are still on it.

God replied: other people's wives will be angry, and your wife will swell.

It's over 40, and there are still many things I don't understand who to ask.

God replied: Foreign affairs ask Google, internal affairs ask Baidu, and sex asks Tianya!

4. Why do girls have their period?

God replied: This egg can't wait * * *, so it's called a depressed patient, vomiting blood while walking.

5. How do you hook up when you see a boy who suits your taste on the bus?

God replied: pretend to be epileptic, foam, fall into his arms, twitch his hands, grab his crotch when it is big enough, and continue if you are not satisfied-hey! I'm ready!

6. What was the last time you experienced death?

God replied: Twenty years ago, I almost caught up with the one behind me!

7. someone is in a state of hair. Do you think my avatar is awesome?

God replied: yes.

8. What if my girlfriend shuts down in a rage?

God replied: the landlord went to get a haircut, so it is convenient to wear a hat.

9. Why did the Japanese side give a cold shoulder to Japanese leaders' visit to China, and didn't even hang a welcome sign at the airport?

God replied: how to hang it? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan?

10, a female player posted in the forum and asked, "What gift do you want to give to your favorite boy on Singles Day?"

God replied: the first drop of blood.

1 1, the damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone.

God replied: in the middle of the night, the moon was dark and windy, quietly and gently, a man hanged himself at the door of the barber shop.

12, what's more disgusting than eating a lump of shit?

God replied: eat two pieces.

What could be more disgusting?

God replied: My teeth are blocked.

13. Why does CCTV news always finish the clips they packed up?

God replied: to tell you, we brag about the draft!

14, why is there only Virgo in the constellation and there is no * * *?

God replied: Why not? Only later people changed their names to Sagittarius!

15, wife is the road, friend is the cow, there is only one road in life, there will be many cows on the road, don't go the wrong way if you have money, don't sell cows if you don't have money!

God replied: What about the cows on the road?

16, Bajie said: Brother, go to the hospital quickly. The hospital has opened a department specially for you!

Wukong: Oh, what department?

Bajie: Stupid monkey!

17, I just saw someone say that the average wage in China is 4 134 yuan!

God replied: What does the average wage mean? The average height of Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming is 196CM. What does this mean? Is Pan Changjiang very tall?

18, my daughter, why can I feel each other's heartbeat strongly when I hug my boyfriend? Is it because we love each other so much that our hearts are connected?

God replied: no, because your chest is flat.

19. It is said that there are three obvious signs before the earthquake: ① abnormal well water; ② Abnormal reaction of livestock; Three experts came out to refute rumors.

God replied: the second and third articles are repeated.

20. Why do China people always go to Obama when they are wronged?

God replied: Because he and Bao Zheng are the same color.

2 1, how can I see my girlfriend's heart clearly?

God replied: I have been looking at people for a long time.

22. On the bus, a primary school student said to his mother with a summer homework book: Mom, I have too much summer homework! Then his mother tore up the exercise book and threw it out of the window. She also told her son smartly, "When the teacher asked, you said that mom and dad had a fight and mom tore up the exercise book!" ! How many students dream of having such a mother!

God replied: The pupils were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to spit out three words: "Just finished."

23. CCTV interviewed again. The reporter asked, "As a China person, what can you do for the motherland?"

God replied: "Immigrants will not add chaos to the motherland."

The reporter asked again, "What do you think is a sign of patriotism?"

God replied, "Immigrants add chaos to capitalism."

24. Netizen: When I first opened a room with my girlfriend, I met the police to make rounds.

God replied: The policeman said to his girlfriend, Why are you always there? !

25. Why do we get together to discuss the college entrance examination composition instead of math or physics?

Netizen: Because this is the only thing we can understand now.

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Question 8: If someone says they like you, how does God reply 1? If you don't like him, then you can say what you like about me and tell me if I can change it.

2, you like him, don't say what I have to say yet, I will lose face.

Question 9: How do you reply when people say you are a local tyrant? Ask a god to reply that you rural people like blind bb.

Question 10: others say: beauty, how do you reply? Oh, good.