Where is the origin of Jin Kela?

Jin Kela is a kind of fertilizer which is claimed to be developed by "San Diego, USA" and produced in China. Because of its exaggerated advertisements, Jin Kela's advertisements became popular on the Internet. After being spoofed by users of video websites such as AcFun, Jin Kela has spread more and more widely and has become a new network culture. There are now more than 0/00 versions of/kloc, which is also the standard material for many online music producers to exercise their skills.

President William Earle, President of skull and bones 5 13, enjoys the same honor as the President of the United States. Whoever Santiago supports is the most powerful presidential candidate.

"Jin Kela, with its powerful utility and infinite value, ranks as one of the top secrets of the United States with nuclear weapons, rail guns, super electromagnetic guns and human body mechanization. It is because of the golden dragonfly that San Diego has become the most powerful company in the world. "

The agricultural base in San Diego, USA, is the R&D and production center of kinkela, ranking first among the top 500 enterprises in the world. Kinkela production base is located in Argo, a holy land surrounded by dense forests, with 5,000 special forces guarding it day and night and 3,000 marines protecting it. The kinkela Group also played a decisive role in all previous presidential elections in the United States. When American presidents took office, they all came here to visit and admire the kinkela Science Research Center in person.

Jin Kela from the United States is the highest scientific and technological achievement of CNT in the American Fertilizer Research Center, a high-tech crystallization from the United States, and the strongest product to set off a new agricultural revolution! China, Africa and other countries and regions set off a craze for gold and clover, and even advanced agricultural countries such as the United States, Britain, France and Japan rushed to buy them.

Jin Kela is the focus of global attention, the forefront of agricultural science and technology, and Jin Kela supports American agriculture. Leading the development of American agriculture. Jin Kela is a nuclear weapon to change the agricultural situation of the country, and its significance is self-evident!

80 kinds of rare mineral essence, large-scale computer positioning production, 30 thousand degrees Celsius precision refining, Mars surface purification, Pluto packaging. Ensure the high purity of products!

Activate nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium in the soil below two kilometers.

One kilogram of raw materials is as high as $5 million!

Jin Kela has modernized agriculture in 68 countries five years ahead of schedule.

Every day, from San Diego International Agricultural Group

3,000 special trains! 1000 freighter! 500 flights!

Packages filled with gold and clover are sent around the clock to 129 countries around the world.

When China and the United States established diplomatic relations for more than 30 years, Jin Kela came to China in 2007 to help China's agriculture soar!

Jin Kela was praised by the United Nations Agricultural Union as "the greatest discovery to promote agricultural development in 2 1 century".

Jin Kela has carried out fixed-point experiments in 29 countries around the world. Experiments show that with Jin Kela, you can get more with less investment!

We can clearly understand the effect and principle of Jin Kela. It is really green and pollution-free.

According to NASA's research, Chlorella can effectively improve the soil composition of Mars, greatly increase the survival rate of green plants, and make the resettlement plan of human homeland and human completion plan a big step forward.

Believe in Jin Kela and be the president of the United States! !

(The network profile exaggerates propaganda and netizens' spoof, which is not equal to the real effect. Pay attention to screening! )[ 1]

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The source of the event

First of all, the word "Kela" is a dialect name for clods in some northern areas, while "Jinla" is a brand of chemical fertilizer additives with strong local flavor launched by a chemical fertilizer factory in 2007. In order to promote its products, the brand has shot many advertisements, which are concentrated in county and municipal TV stations. However, there are many shocking conceptual mistakes in both these advertisements and the products themselves. The advertisement even claimed that this fertilizer additive was as powerful as nuclear weapons, and invited many actors with foreign faces to perform a patriotic drama. The series of advertisements is extremely shocking.

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Debut role

American brothers

Black-bellied attribute, direct seller of headquarters of NERV (the most important organization among evangelical warriors in the new century).

African brothers

The embodiment of Captain Dong Xian in this world, the killing skill is the hand knife of the Young Pioneers, and it is said that it can be repeated.

Brother Japan

It's suspected to be m, and everything else is unknown.

Jin Kela transport vehicles

Can be transformed into a super intelligent machine. [ 1]

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Become a hot spot

With the spread of a "foreigner fighting" video, an "advanced technology to save world agriculture" was born.

It's fertilizer, Jin Kela.

From the advertisement, we know that your wheat field is rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below 2 meters.

We know from the advertisement that the fertilizer is mixed with golden clover, and one bag can cover two bags.

As we know from the advertisement, this fertilizer is mixed with Jin Kela, and the yield per mu of wheat is 1800.

From the advertisement, we know that the United States, Britain and France all use kinkela ... but Japan doesn't use it. ......

However, what made Jin Kela more popular was that Tutuwan, the great god of ACFUN, a domestic barrage video website, made use of Jin Kela's advertising resources to produce a variety of crazy versions (radio songs) of Japanese anime songs, which made Jin Kela's spoof atmosphere even stronger, and its influence expanded from a few websites such as ACFUN to various animation game communities (including video game bus game forums). Recently, Taiwan Province singer Akuta covered Bao Er's song "Engraving", which made Jin Kela become synonymous with pop music. [ 1]

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news

Japan is not: Jin Kela! Jin Kela! Ours! Ours!

A pickup truck full of gold was stopped. ...

May: What do you want?

Japan is not: Jin Kela! Jin Kela! Ours! Ours!

No: I want the golden clover. Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, and there must be a golden clover!

Japan: I want the golden clover. Japan's resources are too scarce, there is no golden clover!

No: Jin Kela, my my (melee ...

Fei: Mom's gold clover is mine!

May: Don't fight! What are the benefits of Jin Kela? Give it to whoever is suitable.

No (throwing hands while talking): the fertilizer mixed with gold and clover has not lost, evaporated or wasted.

God (grabbed the golden clover): the fertilizer mixed with the golden clover can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below two kilometers!

No: the world fertilizer price is rising, and fertilizer is mixed with gold! One bag can hold two bags!

Japan: Use Jin Kela wheat, yield per mu 1800 yuan, and never import Japanese food from the United States again! haha ...

America (thinking): Japs are not stupid! What Jin Kela gave him is harmful to American agriculture and must not be given to him.

United States: Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped. We should all support it. Forget it in Japan.

Day: cunning! Cunning! How can you grow crops without golden clover? Jin Kela! (This paragraph is very eye-catching. ..

Voice of the sky (music):

Fertilizer mixed with clover can cover two bags in one bag.

Fertilizer mixed with Jin Kela wheat, yield per mu 1800.

San Diego, USA, the Holy Land of Argo, USA [1]

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classic quotations

"Fertilizer mixed with gold clover, wheat yield per mu 1800."

"Mixed with gold, the fertilizer is not white; If you don't mix gold, it's useless to disperse it. "

"America, San Diego, May, you see, God presses the dog."

"Mom's, Jin Kela's, it's mine."

"Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped and we should all support it."

"The little devil is not stupid! What Jin Kela gave him is harmful to American agriculture and must never be given to him "(patriotism).

"No loss, no evaporation, it is necessary."

The Super Fertilizer Gun of Kela Science

"It can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below two meters."

"Whoever San Diego supports will become the most powerful presidential candidate in the United States."

"A small atomic bomb changed the whole process of World War II; A golden clover has accelerated the development of global agriculture. "

"Jin Kela ranks first in the top secret of the United States with nuclear weapons."

"What are the benefits of Jin Kela? Who won't give it to him! " [ 1]

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Classical Chinese version

Land of Asahi: Japan is small and poor, and it is not suitable for farming.

Unless it is gold, you can't save people from fire and water.

The heart of NPK doesn't belong to our family.

It's the desire for carat.

Plateau emperor:

I am ashamed that I am not good at farming.

Fertile soil won't last long.

The fat in space is already ridiculously high.

Therefore, I vowed to get the gold.

Get gold to maintain respect for agriculture and protect the land.

The country of Asahi: lure nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium below 2 kilometers with gold.

Emperor of the Plateau: Work hard and get twice the result with half the effort.

The land of Asahi: Wheat and millet can yield 1800 stone in an acre.

Emperor of the Plateau: If you get gold, you are not afraid of being fat in the house.

The land of Asahi: With a bumper harvest, our people are no longer afraid and don't have to harass foreigners ~(XD)

Emperor of Plateau: If I get gold, I will stand on the top of the world and look down on all beings!

The land of Asahi: America no longer grovels and begs for mercy.

He: I will definitely take care of it!

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affect

It brought the FM era of ghosts and animals (that is, "singing") and brought joy in a short time. Tutuwan's Jin Kela cover series is very popular in nico and komica, among which Super Fat Gun of a Science is the most famous, and many people have been brainwashed. During June 165438+ 10 to March 10 in 2009, Jin Kela Party drew a lot of Jin Kela lyrics in ACFun video barrage. Now, whenever there is a video about only my railgun, there will be a Golden Crow party who will use the barrage to paint the lyrics golden.

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use

Auxiliary products mainly used by farmers in China

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Absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium in nature.

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label

The real effect can be seen in advertisements. But this advertising idea seems to be extremely shocking.