Funny jokes about beggars

1, the beggar said, good man, can you give me a needle? I want to sew my rags. The miser said, even if I throw it to you from upstairs, you won't find it. The beggar said tactfully, then you stick the needle in the steamed stuffed bun and I can see it!

2. A man saw a beggar in the street and asked curiously: You have hands and feet, why don't you do some small business? The beggar said: I am in business! The man added: Come on, business needs money. How can you have capital as a beggar? The beggar said, hey, fool, do you think my clothes and begging words are all blown by the wind!

I met a beggar, and he said, as long as you give me a bottle of water, I will do anything for you. I felt sorry for him, so I handed him the water in my hand: Come on, help me unscrew the water bottle.

When I went to the supermarket, I saw an elderly beggar kneeling at the door. I looked pitiful and wanted to give him charity. When I reached into my pocket, I found that I didn't have any money with me, only a card. The beggar calmly said, girl, I can swipe my card without cash, and then I saw him take out the pose machine. Don't wipe it!

When waiting for the bus, I saw a beggar begging, as if his legs were broken and he was kneeling on a wooden board with wheels. Suddenly, a taxi lost control and went straight for the beggar. I saw the beggar jump up and run away with the money. I was dumbfounded at that time. I thought I would give him money every time I passed by. I didn't expect him to be a big liar.

6. A scrawny beggar stopped a well-dressed lady in the street, claiming that she had not eaten for three days and asked her for some food money. The lady smiled, took out the money and put it in the beggar's hand, praising the beggar for his perseverance. No wonder he is so thin, because he hasn't eaten for three days.

7. There is a beggar near home who often writes on the ground. After a long time, he became familiar and knew that he had a place to live.

8. A beggar asked a wife for food. The wife asked, "Do you eat overnight meals?" "Of course I ate!" Come tomorrow, then.

9. One day, a salesman in a cake shop shouted, "Sell cakes, sell cakes, and don't charge money if it's not hot." A beggar came up and said, "Give me a frozen one"!

10, I was smoking in the street, and a beggar came to borrow my cigarette. I gave him one, and he looked at the sign and gave it back to me.