Are there any funny articles in Cantonese?

2. Failure is making a fool of yourself.

3. Sit and bury one if you are stupid, and bury a pile if you are stupid.

4. I have squandered Bo Yibo today.

You regard him as a pearl and a salted fish.

6. You flatter him, and he thinks you are nothing.

7. You are crazy about him, but he thinks you are crazy about your lines.

8. It's not that the dragon didn't cross the river, nor that the pork chop didn't wear makeup.

I have a job. ? A job is called yin gong.

10. Brothers are like brothers, but their wives are separated.

1 1. If you die, I will transfer to a real estate company.

12. Middle boundary, the fastest promotion.

13. When flirting, you don't have to drink tea, which makes people fight and jump.

14. Recruit and accumulate megalomaniacs, so that people can avoid chilling.

15. Marriage is the grave of love, but love without marriage has no good end.

16. Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to work hard.

17. It's easy to die, but it's easy for Li Zhen to be a ghost.

18. Men don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.

19. You despise me, but at the same time, I don't want to blow you to death.

20. If there are too many mistresses, the wife will not have a fixed enterprise;

When the wife is double-plum, the mistress will fail.

2 1. Nine out of ten men roll, and the tenth one is too tight to roll.

22. You don't know health if you fuck (roll), and you don't know luck if you gamble.

I can't make you happy, but I can definitely make you comfortable.

24. If you book the lid, you have to play a friendly match.

25. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

26. Money is not a problem, but money.

27. Ten mosquitoes and three, drink an idiot.

28. Leave a leg at home (now) for pumping water later.

29. Don't challenge me with bricks.

30. Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not go camping with him?

3 1. Good and bad lovers care about communication and care.

32. Brothers can stab twice, and women can stab twice.

33.d female good ghost, stripe super evil

34. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

35. The second finger is longer than that of men, and it will be popular if you don't hold it.

36. Go out and spit on the left.

37. Life is precious, and the price of rice, oil and salt is higher.

38. Beauty, beauty, is provocative;

Beauty, beauty, eyes and tail;

Beautiful, beautiful, how fascinating

39. defecation is tolerable, but urination is intolerable

40. If there is a midnight snack, there will be an overnight stay.

4 1. Drink early, take a bath early and come back early.

42. Win a candy and lose a factory.

43. Sticking essence is redder than Andy Lau.

44. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest;

Wings are not necessarily angels, but birds.

45. You are a fish with many eggs.

46. It is the pursuit of the toilet to leave the stool, and it is definitely the anus that does not stay.

47. Brothers can stab twice, and women can stab twice.

48. Girls are ghosts, and undressing is super evil.

49. I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.

50. Take a shit and bask in the sun every day.