Classic sentences that satirize men

1. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

2. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

3. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

4. I don’t want to hit you anymore. Go to the zoo and see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this

5. Find someone who is beautiful when you are young, find someone who is hard-working and capable when you get married, find someone who is wealthy after divorce, and find someone who is lingering after you die.

6. You act very brutally!

7. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

8. Do you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

9. Being mentally retarded is not scary, but the scary thing is being mentally retarded and strong-willed!

10. A man is always smiling and his eyes are sparkling. He is either being mean or cheating! Women with plump breasts, thin waists, and slutty coquettishness will either dig into your pockets or use black knives on you. In these days, men, monsters, and witches, be careful!

11. I looked at him with regret and said, "Can the surgery come back?"

12. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; if occupying is done well, it is love. If done well, it is called marriage; if frigidity is done well, it is called strict chastity; if impotence is concealed well, it is called maintaining a healthy pregnancy.

13. I have been friends with you for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to answer you. Therefore, if you live as a cow or a horse in your next life, I will definitely pull grass for you to eat. 14. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

15. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

16. It looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

17. Don’t follow me, I don’t want to be your pioneer; don’t go in front of me, I don’t want to be a follower.

18. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.