Super funny best joke

One of the snakes asked, "Brother, are we poisonous?"

"Why do you say that?" Asked another snake.

The snake said, "I bit my tongue."

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The mother bird was in tears, and the male bird said angrily, How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

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Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in new york spent the night in a hotel. They were harassed by mosquitoes all night. The last one said, "Sandy, cover your head with a quilt so that mosquitoes won't bite us." After a while, Sandy stuck her head out to breathe the fresh air. Just then, she saw a firefly she had never seen before, so she cried, "God, it's no use covering your head." Mosquitoes are looking for us with lanterns. "