Shaanxi eighteen eccentrics

The old version of Shaanxi eighteen eccentrics

The pulled face is as wide as a belt, and both men and women wear it on their heads; ? Black all year round, glaring like a pot cover; ? Mutton buns are sold in big bowls, and peppers don't eat vegetables; ? Men sing opera and shout, women sing opera and pretend to be sick; ? Sadness and rap are inseparable, and cigarettes are not stuffed; ? After eating saliva, the emperor buried it in two rows; ? Change people's names to animals and stick to their homeland. ? The old man loves shadow play, and the back of his hand walks fast behind him; ? Every wing is half-covered, and only the old lady is religious.

New version of Shaanxi eighteen eccentrics

First one? One? Strange: Everyone loves steamed noodles and strong wine?

Steamed wheat flour into noodles, sesame oil, vinegar and garlic first; Xian Yi, old and young, is not tired of eating all the year round, and strong wine accompanies God.

? First one? Two? Strange: Does every household soak sauerkraut?

Qin Bashan river is hard, and whole grains enter the stomach; After three days without acid, sauerkraut and pickles became rice.

? First one? Three? Strange: nylon stockings with sandals?

Difficult to walk, there are mountains and mountains, and climbing and running are all sweaty; Nylon stockings's sandals are cool, soft and really light. ?

First one? Four? Strange: Is slate made of tile?

There are many strange stones on both sides of a river, and the slate is five feet long; Taking the roof as a tile is not afraid of hail and strong wind. ?

First one? Five? Strange: Did the bus run out of town?

Ankang city is really small, and the car is not driving fast. The car didn't walk fast, so it had no choice but to run outside the city. ?

The sixth monster: take the baby in the basket away?

The mountain slope is steep to do farm work, and the basket is placed on the ground; I can't leave the market, and I can't sit in it when I'm tired.

? First one? Seven? Strange: Can bugs be an appetizer?

Ankang has a beautiful climate in four seasons, planting mulberry and raising silkworms; It's delicious to fry worms in oil pan, so the protein in the wine will increase.

? First one? Eight? Strange: kill pigs and not sell them?

There are few businessmen in the mountains, so it is not good to eat a good food market; The pig killed a lot of bacon, lest the guests' eyes stare dry.

? First one? Nine? Strange: tofu skin strung together?

The tofu is wrapped in cloth and pressed, and the square inch seasoning is added; When palm leaves are sold in the street, the fragrance is overflowing and my teeth hurt.

? First one? Ten? Strange: Old people climb mountains faster than monkeys?

I am used to living in the mountains, not afraid of steep, and I have become a mountaineering monkey since I was a child. Seventy or eighty years old, the body is hard, climbing a mountain is like walking on the ground.

? The 11th Monster: Are Grandson and Grandpa joking?

Sun Jing's grandparents performed state ceremonies, and Ankang's grandparents and grandchildren pulled idle skins; When they met, they lied and called my brother's sister-in-law. She touched her whole body and smiled.

The twelfth monster: Long hair on the pulp is not bad, is it?

The mountain is high and the climate is cold early, and the immature stalks of corn are wilted; Peel it, grind it and store it in jars. The hair on it is sour.

? The thirteenth monster: it sounds like a song contest?

Mountain Hu people live far away, so it is inconvenient to find people on foot; Raise your voice and shout loudly, and the mountains echo to convey the meaning.

? 14th Monster: Are the houses on the roadside connected?

Home is convenient on the roadside, which makes everyone greedy; You protect me, everyone protects you, and there are no complaints in the street.

? The fifteenth monster: there are roots and stumps everywhere.

There are dead wood in the deep ditch of the mountain, and the wind and rain hit the river; The craftsman picked up the exquisite sculpture, and the stump bonsai beautified the house.

? Sixteenth monster: The car ran out of the mountainside?

The road in southern Shaanxi is more difficult than the Shu road, and rivers run through mountains; The train entered the mountainside and ran happily. ?

Strange 17: Can potato Huimian Noodles be a dish?

There are many immigrants in Qinba Mountain area, some in the south, some in the north and some in the west. Southerners like to entertain guests with rice, but the food is not good.

? The eighteenth monster: straw hat cover in paddy field on the mountain?

Mountain people have to support their families, and there is water to repair fields when they see mountains; The field is palm-sized, and the number of transplanted plants is one.