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Zhaimura University (Ku Kuiqi Jade Pure Gold Funny Edition)

Forty blocks of Xigexun public house are full of fat women who live across from the department.

I don't want to kick the waves at night.

Constipation since childhood, anxious to death.

When I was seven years old, I liked the places around me.

My eldest daughter wants a milk bike, and I want firewood.

I am strong enough. Fast?

Find a good night, and grandma will call you Mi Shi Ye brave and resolute first.

At home, I know nothing about death in the street at night.

From Pudong to grandma's house, I am afraid of being popular when I go back to my house.

Even if I run into grandma Fei, I want to tin you.

Do you have anything to say before I leave the street?

How to flash when grandma is the strictest? See you downstairs, Qizai.

Living in a cold alley in hot summer * * * The exquisite old girl walked out of the alley and trained the mud dragon bed.

Yes, yes, the ropes are all open. Unfortunately, eight barrels are still open.

You bite, don't let go, pretend to be fierce.

Because a wild animal bet on a cold alley?

Twenty-two mosquitoes bite too thoroughly and mercilessly.

Do you know that biting people needs mosquito-repellent incense training photos to get training?

I'm afraid going to school will make me the protagonist of the machine shop.

Kissing never stops. A complete masterpiece

If you have a beautiful girl, can you live in isolation for a period of time?

Li Rang, you always leave your cell phone.

If you can't compete, play two games or ....

Do I have anything to say about living in a foreign building? I seem to be in an unknown place.

No guilt at all. I'll dump you more times like a German shepherd ~

Grandma, good morning ~! Playing with sticks in the park

Fight ~ Be careful not to be disguised as a kiss.

Many women are too tight, which is good for me and really sucks.

Let me accompany you around and let you copy my mobile phone.

It's easy to ignore the bad guys' cards by killing two woo~ bets.

Losing all your relatives is already a big bet.

I didn't even ask you to come in second, so I decided to quit, okay?

The strength of fighting and speaking should be good.

Knowing the fastest fun, no one can go.

General failure is real.

The smell is innocent, and the body odor will be blown hard.

Teachers of all kinds love to organize three or four teams to blow water.

I was innocent of blowing water and talking about Ah Moumou's failure.

My head is fluffy and cold, and I don't look at those four beggars. It is more stupid than a narrow road.

If you live in a palace, you can't understand the conversation.

The whole body is filthy and shameless.

Why don't you ask me out? !

Dare to be lazy when you are afraid of boredom?

How many clothes do you have to wash to pretend to be out of stock?

Zhong Hua is going to buy some baskets of cannon valley.

It doesn't matter if I launder money with you.

How many points can I use?

How lame are you in the public toilet?

It's just residue There's shit everywhere. Removing water is very slow.

Play with each one.

Which part stinks when you go in? There is thick phlegm everywhere.

There is also a stewed sweet potato to buy a younger pig.

See grandma bet that she didn't cook anything.

Dad saw it and said, "I want to eat salted fish when cooking."

In fact, everyone welcomes it.

Will talk about immigration.

Maybe if you move and bask in it, you will become a refugee.

hurry up ...

I used to copy my lessons.

Copy everything from childhood to mistakes.

When it comes to composition English, I will rely on my sign language.

There was no amnesty. Say loudly: "car"!

I don't know you on my cell phone every day.

I see you every time I go to the pawnshop.

It's weird to bury a ghost ~? !

Stay up for two nights and you won't be depressed.

I really want to go back to the housing enterprise, and I will be comfortable.

D money is used up every time.

It is happiest to let the old lady walk out of the street on her back.

It is interesting to visit grandpa as usual.

The handsome guy in the old battle of Chengri dialect

There are dozens of accompanying teams. Watch out for thunder at night.

Zhong Bo ordered me to blow water. If I have nothing to say, I am willing to blow water.

When I got up, I saw a rooster crowing, so I took a bucket of water.

He collapsed when he wanted to scream. Hello?

Buy a chicken for a few days, and then try to crow after washing the disadvantages.

Only instant soup? !

It turns out that there are many cities in wucun.

Auntie always calls her Auntie.

It's because of your courage.

Aunt has never been married.

Tie it up? Are they all tied up? The head teacher's milk is not good

Wild faces everywhere.

Liulian teahouse looks for feet to become sparrows.

Just like taking medicine.

At that time, many women laughed at me for sitting in the park at night.

The edge seems to be dating? Laughing at me is really frustrating.

Actually, I knew the reason long ago, and neither did I.

Look, there is a small opening on the court. Two pieces of water?

Tell the old man and the girl to be buried.

What is the sample plan of Huatian's frequent meals?

You blind, hairy Zuo Li Smilan

If I am a hooligan, I just kick and drag and have no money.

Zhong wants to go back to school, at least it is a world miracle.

And my golden hair pierced my ears and became an enemy.

Parents are not relaxed. My parents won't let me relax.

My mother won't choose me?

It turns out that the old sinus is the most troublesome.

Middle school arithmetic, well, without English, is still me.

But it's better to admit that you are a loser and put your foot in my mouth ~

I grew up here for more than ten years ~ now I can't stay in demolition.

Time goes by, branded in my heart)