A humorous joke, a happy smile

It has been raining. ...

The patients in the mental hospital rushed into the rain and shouted, "Come and take a bath ..."

The doctor smiled helplessly. ...

The doctor turned around and suddenly found a patient standing steadily: "Why don't you go down and take a bath?"

I saw the patient smile: "I am not like them, they are all a group of insane people."

The doctor suddenly became excited: "I finally cured you!" " "

Then he said, "I'll wait until the water is hot ..."

Doctor "..."

Passing a yard in the morning, I saw a sign hanging on the door, which read two words-"lover".

Suddenly I felt that the owner of this yard was very interesting, so I gently pushed the door and went in.

As a result, without taking two steps, two big German shepherd suddenly rushed out from the side. ...

After getting rabies vaccine from the hospital,

I rubbed my eyes and looked at the sign carefully, only to find that the above two words turned out to be "cautious".

It is urgent to protect your eyes. Stop nagging about that stupid mobile phone. ....

be late

I ran all the way to the classroom and had a class. I saw a book fly out of the window and fall in the corridor. I picked it up and threw it back, only to hear the whole class boiling.

Later, I learned that the teacher in that class checked the homework and one student didn't do anything.

The teacher threw his book out and scolded him, "You have to go to college unless this book flies back."

I threw the book in as soon as I finished reading it. ...