Who knows some funny spells?

Spell: Breaking the Eye of Popo.

Pronunciation: broken mountains and smoky places, Huashan flowery places, Washan flowery places

Operation process: Recite it before going to bed, one hundred times and one hundred times. Or until you fall asleep naturally.

Results: Nightmares gradually decrease until they are not done, and luck in daily life will also decline.

Note: You must be sincere when reciting.

2, head and mouth care mantra

The mantra: begging for a secret Roddy.

Pronunciation: CHTAOSAIYIMIKERUOTI

Operation process: recite your mules, horses and big animals every morning and evening until you get bored or

Take it.

Results: The possibility of accidental injury to the object was reduced. A few days ago, a netizen asked me what I could do to protect my pet.

I wonder if this spell has any effect.

Note: Protect yourself from being kicked, caught or bitten.

3. Exam-related spells

The mantra: There is no Prajna Dragon Tree in the South.

Pronunciation: NAMEBORUOLONGSU

Operation process: When reviewing before the exam, read it sincerely for three times, and then review hard.

Results: It is said that the wisdom of Dragon Tree can be borrowed, which means that the learning effect will be greatly improved.

Note: the spell is used to help you, not to replace you. If you don't review it, the result will be the same.

Look at it.

4. How to summon up courage at night

The mantra: all sides are clear, and the mood is empty.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: (1) Recite it for three times before going out; (2) Make a fist with your left hand after going out, and put your fingers together and stretch horizontally when eating.

With your right hand empty, touch your thumb with your fingertips. (3) If you are wise, read his name, because he is the boss.

It is disgraceful for your man to be cut, so he will protect you. (4) If there is no sacrifice, find a writer you admire.

Poetry, these things all have a chapter in Mandarin, such as Li Bai, Du Fu and Qu Yuan. Their poems are called brilliant and yellow in the sky.

In spring, don't say that ghosts dare not touch it, even the king of hell should give face. (5) If all these cannot be done, then learn from Hong Kong films.

Say a few words "Please don't be offended by children crossing the street". (6) If all these can't be done, you are hit by a red phoenix, remember.

Asked calmly: "I didn't know in my last life." I have really done nothing wrong in my life. I shouldn't have seen you, should I? "

? "Generally speaking, you are ashamed to flinch. (7) Do something bad, run as fast as possible, and specifically hit the wall.

The advantage of this is that if you are trapped in the magic circle, the passage is in a seemingly impassable place, such as

If you are not trapped in the magic circle, you won't be afraid after you knock yourself out.

Results: It is safer to walk at night.

Note: It's no use reading the names of deities and buddhas that you don't usually worship. Secondly, there are three kinds of poems, which may not be available after reading.

Yes, the first category is such a ghost poem as "Nothing is connected, fireworks cannot be cut", and the second category is if you are reciting "Man Jiang Hong"

When I ran into Wan Yan Zongbi, he had to get rid of you irreverently. The third category is poems that really can't be called poems.

Such as "Wan Lihong's Sun Breaking Clouds and Waves". And if you haven't practiced, there won't be any six-character mantra or nine-character mantra.

Function. Also: If you feel cold or smell burning for no reason, please make a detour.

5. Highlights of exorcism methods at home

Operation process: Please refer to many related books. Of course, it is also possible to worship Buddha gods, and some simple tips are also provided.

Put a little salt in the doorway and windowsill, keep a pet since childhood, and think about three things you did today before going to bed at night.

Good things (you can burn them on paper, but they stink). Put a plate of clear water (river water) on the table opposite the bed.

Or the lake melts after freezing), ginger slices and white rice are put together in a small red cloth bag and hung on the bedside.

Buy some soap and put it in every cupboard. You'd better prepare a bookshelf. Put two big leaves at the bottom of the suitcase and put them under the bed.

A porcelain cup contains black beans, and there are some red firecrackers (firecrackers are not fireworks) on the high cabinet in the living room. Every time,

Cook vinegar in the kitchen for a while, order a small glass of soju at home every once in a while, and so on.

Note: As long as you can become a knowledgeable, noble, upright and brave person, even if you live in a wild grave, there is no problem.

It's not terrible, but if it's a dirty villain, even living in the temple gallery palace is like being under a pile of bodies. These methods

Can only provide limited help.

Step 6 release the curse

Idiom: What does Luhong copper and iron mean? The birth of anything has many hardships. Today we kill pigs and dogs, so others won't kill me in the afterlife? Give advice to the monarch

Let go and save your life, and a ray of good thoughts will go straight to the sky.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: When a creature is faced with the possibility of being killed, make a sincere wish and curse three times.

Results: It is said that it can make people put down the butcher's knife immediately, which is a magic spell to stop killing, such as your friend leaving.

Hunting or fishing and you hate it, saying this spell three times can make him get nothing. I've read a lot and I'm good at it, right?

Health is very good.

Note: This spell cannot be used to protect people (invalid).

7. Reject the curse

The mantra: Wan Liluo

Pronunciation: MOKEMORUOUORUNRI

Operation process: Generally, it is only recited three times before some ceremonies or important activities.

Results: Evil things will not come near you for the time being, which ensures the safe passage of the incident.

Note: the effect is related to your usual knowledge, moral quality and practice. Basically, this spell is just not well cast.

Not bad for ordinary people. And this spell doesn't work on evil things that are too powerful to take revenge. Besides, this spell

It is at the expense of weak defense at other times, so it is best not to watch it often.

8. Prevent others from borrowing money from you.

The mantra: damage a gross profit in the world!

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: read it every day, read it every month, and read it to everyone.

Result: People don't borrow money from you.

Note: you will become a so-called villain, and greed will arise. So I don't recommend this spell.

9. Pray for safe and smooth activities.

The mantra: look at yourself freely and don't know the cause and effect.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operating procedures: Facing events that have a great impact on one's life (interview, defense, meeting in-laws for the first time,

I meditated three times.

Result: Things will go smoothly.

Note: you can only say it when you are facing something important. This spell adds some auxiliary temporary luck and inspiration.

Therefore, if you learn more, it will have no effect, just as the knife will be sharpened quickly, but the total grinding will break and play a leading role.

Or whether you are fully prepared.

10, except fear curse.

The mantra: military interests

Pronunciation: KUNTURUI

Operation process: read aloud before facing things that make you feel scared (such as group fights and meeting netizens) (

Shout) three times, and then do it again.

Results: Some studies show that if the average person's resistance to fear is 3, reading this thing can reach 5.5.

So, you can imagine that you will rush to the front like a barbarian, scrambling to pay the bill and being buried.

Warning: Don't read too much, you will go astray.

1 1, a simple blessing ceremony

Operation process: use a basin of clear water (in principle, after freezing in winter, use river water and lake water to get the ice back and melt it)

However, resources are scarce, so it is estimated that it is no problem to freeze it with tap water and then melt it. The basin should be big and deep), the small cup (

A deep cup smaller than a mug and larger than a wine cup, gold, silver and jade are all good, but resources are scarce, porcelain is ok, glass is not)

Put a handful of white rice in the cup (white rice is not rice, millet can be used without white rice, about half a cup high.

. It is said that salt is also ok, but it has never been tried. Put three columns in the rice to reduce the fragrance (mosquito-repellent incense is not good), light the incense, and then put the cup

Put the handle and Milian incense in clear water to make this set of things float and salute to the sky (sincerity, respect, bow, arch, or

Worship three times, it doesn't matter if you jump on the ground. ), remember the person you want to pray for (you can't do it yourself) and pray for his success.

Things (bad things, things that are of vital interest to him or harmful to him, in short, there should be no distractions)

Then look at the incense and draw the word "nothing" on the palm of your left hand with your right hand until the incense burns out.

Result: The person you pray for will succeed.

Note: Generally speaking, praying for the enemy is the most effective, praying for friends a little, praying for relatives is the most effective.

Smaller. It's not that there is a difference between relatives and friends, but that when you pray for the latter two kinds of people, you must have distractions and care about success or failure. Therefore, it is necessary

Try to be pure inside.

In addition to praying to heaven (life), you can also pray to gods and buddhas. The process of praying to God and worshipping Buddha is related to the doctrines of various factions, but

This method seems to be generally accepted. Besides, when praying to the Buddha, you should prepare some offerings, and after praying.

Let the birds and beasts eat these sacrifices.

12, pepper production

Operation process: let the mother or grandmother or lover (only these three people undertake the task of raising, equivalent to the mother.

Mom or grandma's woman can prepare a little red and green cloth, a little dried Chili seeds, and then

Sew the red cloth into two conical surfaces with a length of 6 cm and 4 cm and a base diameter of about 1.5 cm with white or black thread, and then

Fill it with half-full dried Chili seeds, then sew it on, with two cloth peppers at the thick end, and then

The thick end is decorated with three small pepper leaves cut into various shapes by green cloth (be sure to lock the edge), and a rope is sewn so that it can be hung.

Get up.

Results: Personally, I think this is almost the most effective folk amulet. When I was a child, I changed it every year for several years.

The longest, wisest and funniest curse!

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