What would you say to Ma Huateng if you met him?

Ma Huateng, you are a life form that cannot fully evolve, a genetically mutated alien,

A kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality,

A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

God dropped it by mistake. An old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think,

The scourge that ruins the reputation of our fellow Asians, the descendants of our ancestors who have been humiliated by it,

The humus that has accumulated for thousands of years, even scientists dare not study The original species,

The necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, even the orcs look down on your orcs,

The sedimentary raw material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald, < /p>

A disgusting guy like you can only act like a turd in a TV series.

It’s not as good as chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside.

Even You are more than 10 times more beautiful than flowers.

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment. < /p>

Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

The spittle spewed out is more deadly than sars.

If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly To solve the problem of population expansion,

If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak human language.

< p>As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. < /p>

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you.

Others will have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini star. And as long as you skydive, you will have the same power.

All the famous places you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history.

It takes 18 years to do nothing good. I know you, even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough

You're a jerk! You're a waste/bastard!