Who has all the lines of Feng Gong's 2009 Spring Festival Evening sketch "Warm Winter"?

Feng: This year is the Year of the Ox. Does everyone wear new clothes? I'll give you a 50% discount if you wear it for me in the future. We made clothes for several delegations at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games! You wear my collar. That's Yi Zhongtian. Put on my Chinese tunic suit, and I will soon become Xiaogang Feng; Wearing my leather jacket, sprint champion Bolt; Wearing my black vest, US President Barack Obama! You wear my leather jacket, movie actor Ge You; You wear my t-shirt, CCTV host Lao Bi.

A buddy: "Feng Gong, what about me?"

Feng: You put on my fur robe and sit down to be a Tibetan mastiff!

Jin: Xiao Gong!

Feng: Yo! Isn't this my ex-girlfriend who went abroad two years ago? Why is she back now? Oh-caught the financial storm? Do you think I still care about such people?

Jin: Gong.

Feng: Gong, hundreds of surnames have no surnames!

Kim: Brother.

Feng: Brother? Uncle Gong doesn't care!

Kim: Gonggong.

Feng: Grandpa, where's your grandfather? Not far from the eunuch.

Kim: Feng Gong, I'll give you face. If you don't come, I'll kill you! Come here!

Feng: It's very kind of you. Haven't I just been there? I just can't eat well or choke! Wow! Isn't this a lady from across the ocean?

Kim: The lady is a dog. Who are you cursing? My nickname is Chihuahua.

Feng: We are about the same. My nickname is Weenie.

Kim: Hey! Seeing my appearance, do you feel that a sister Lin has fallen from the sky!

Feng: Did you land face first?

Kim: You saw it?

Feng: Are you reasoning? It's easy for an overseas child like you to come back. Can you not kiss the hot land of your hometown the first time?

Kim: When it comes to feelings for this hot land, I am not as good as you! I have been embroidering water for so many years. Look at this booth! No wonder your mother said that when you were a child, you wet your bed twice a night, and you were soaked and never moved!

Feng: So, my neighbors have praised me since I was a child, saying that I have a master style!

Kim: Hey! Do you remember what you said before I went abroad?

Feng: What did I say?

Kim: You said that if I study abroad one day, I can't continue my studies. Even if you lose your passport, you should try your best to sneak into the mezzanine of the cargo ship and come back one by one! You go to Tianjin Xingang and pick me up with Kay's truck!

Feng: You heard wrong! I said Tianjin Xingang, drive a truck to pull goods and take you!

Kim: You also said that as long as you have a booth, you will have half of mine!

Feng: Unless you don't leave! You won't listen! You must go! Get a green card! Are you blind? Now, how many noble daughters with blond hair and fine eyes are crying and shouting for China's green card on the other side! Join the arms of unmarried men in CCTV Spring Festival Evening!

Kim: Are your arms crowded enough?

Feng: My arm? Oh, dear! Periarthritis is not good!

Kim: Actually, I thank you very much. I remember that in the first three years abroad, you always provided me with financial support!

Feng: Why don't you always call me "husband", silly?

Kim: in order to repay you, I decided to study hard, so I decided: I finished my undergraduate course and studied for a master's degree; After finishing my master's degree, I am a doctor.

Feng: You graduated with a doctorate, and I am a martyr! Well, it's good to be around each other now, isn't it?

Kim: What are the waves?

Feng: He was inherited by my former servant. Later when he became a servant, it was impossible for others to inherit him. After such a turning point, what's the name of the European Union ... is he the rotating president?

Kim: My foreign classmate?

Feng: That's him! It looks twice as long as Li Jindou.

Kim: We are together! In order to save money, we are together and have dinner together!

Feng: Just fighting for food is boring!

Kim: After dinner, we will drive together. After driving, we'll rent a house ... do you still ask?

Feng: Don't ask. The room is rented. It's time to fight for children.

Kim: We are just classmates!

Feng: He is also a classmate! You've become a butterfly. Why are you flying in Doby?

Kim: What are you talking about? Let me tell you something. I came back this time to get back to my old job. I officially inform you that from now on, half of your stall is mine!

Feng: What about yours? You rob, steal, rob. You are a Somali pirate, right? You are such a big turtle that you can't compete with me at all!

Kim: Who is fighting with you? Aren't we one of us?

Feng: Our own people are even worse? You call this "eating pancakes, rolling and frying meatballs, and shooting a gun in them"!

Kim: What about me? Look at the shopping guide girls all over the building. Are they all yours?

Feng: Oh, no, half the tour guides haven't come yet.

Kim: Everyone looked at me as if they were rivals in love. Just saw me, that's all!

Feng: She does this to everyone. Last week, she just pulled her double eyelids.

Kim: This is for you, too! When are you going to turn her into a proprietress?

Feng: They are all colleagues around me! Am I embarrassed to do this?

Kim: Why don't you forget it? You took care of me when I was by your side!

Feng: First love. I don't understand love. Now, I understand: ah! There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look around! The quantity is small and the quality is not good!

Kim: Who are you talking about? I see, where you belong now, you can't find it near, and it is hard to find it far away!

Feng: It's so far away that I can't even shoot it! Do you know the first lady of the country you went to?

King: The president's wife!

Feng: Forget about the president. Narrow-minded, always stab me in the back! I just measured his wife's clothes, and he took a stick. "Mr. Feng, can you keep a little distance from my wife!" Mrs. Teng got angry before I finished. What do you always poke? Stay where you are! Grandma is short!

Kim: I can see that people who like you are all sixty or seventy years old!

Feng: Nonsense, there are several people in their 80s! It's all after 80!

Kim: Actually, you are very tired! I don't know. I often think about where we are. We went to school together when we were children! I remember when I was in the third grade and you were in the sixth grade. When I was in sixth grade, we were in the same class.

Feng: I waited for you on purpose.

Kim: I once saw tap dancing on Broadway. It looks like we are embroidering water and practicing setting up stalls. It's so cold that you can't stand.

Feng: Ball, kick, blossom 2 1, 256, 257, 28293 1 1. Now I understand why Irish people tap dance so well that they are frozen!

Kim: Africa is very hot, and he dances well!

Feng: There are so many mosquitoes that he can't stay if you don't shake him!

Kim: I want to tap dance with you again this time.

Feng: No, I'm already seeing someone! Although I lost a crooked-necked tree, I gained a large forest!

Kim: Today is New Year's Eve.

Feng: She has been waiting for a long time.

Kim: I have a hunch, so I wish you happiness!

Feng: Wait a minute! Why are you going?

Kim: Don't you think I'm redundant here?

Feng: Nothing. I need this clove of garlic for such a big plate of jiaozi. Stay.

Kim: I used 1 1 year.

Feng: Your women's football team is out! I hate myself, this little tree can't stay, a bird like you. But since the day of bidding for the Olympic Games, I suddenly felt: I have become a buttonwood tree, and even the phoenix is coming to me. I don't believe it. I can't let you come back!

Kim: I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long!

Feng: A good meal is not afraid of being late!