I want to say to CF rookie

, you were short of calcium when you were young, but you were short of love when you grew up. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey sees the donkey kick and the pig sees the pig step on it. Born to belong to cucumber, I owe it to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, you owe it! Life is a broken motorcycle, owe to kick! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice the sword, you practiced the sword, but you didn't practice it on the sword, so you practiced lowliness! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It's wrong for you to give you a sword fairy, but you don't do it if you give you a sword god, and you have to cry and cry like a sword man! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, but I'm a dad. Look at you. You're handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and flowers bloom. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that you don't look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into a black hole, and the black hole can explode itself! It's almost the festival, and I'll send you a pair of couplets: the first part: trees don't need skins, and they will die; the second part: people are shameless, and the world is invincible; people's base and invincible slaps you on the wall and you can't buckle it! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks like the front line, and his urine is bifurcated. Go and cure him quickly! ! A man is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap all his life, a knife wastes air, and if he dies, he wastes land at home. RMB

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to stay? In order to avoid polluting the environment,

even the Amiba protozoa can't live on the keyboard you touched,

the saliva sprayed out is more deadly than sars,

pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly,

if you are handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction,

idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded people can teach you to speak,

as long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you.

When a Grenade sees you, it will explode.

Others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will become history.

For the rest of your life. It's not environmentally friendly to throw it into the sun.

Deposited raw materials with an oil concentration of 1 times, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series,

It's not as beautiful as chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside,

It's more than 1 times as beautiful as a flower,

A bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economy is in crisis, you can't be expensive.

The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

when I like you, you are what you say; when I don't like you, what do you say you are?

the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were ashamed,

humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study,

sedimentary materials with p>1 times the concentration of oil, disfigured uncle McDonald,

hateful guy like you:

The spit is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

You want to emigrate to Mars to leave you.

If you are ugly and can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be unable to help flying at you. < p!

others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, but you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history.

You will never know you until you have done something good for p>18 years, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly.

You can only play a piece of shit in a TV series,

It's not as good as chewing gum spilled by dogs on the roadside,

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave a corpse to avoid polluting the environment.

Even the amoeba can't live on the keyboard you touched.

swear words without dirty words:

Do you think that you are your mother everywhere, and everyone has to spoil you! ?

you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because they are too rare to talk to you. Do you believe it?

before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.

You bitch are so fond of taking advantage. If you take advantage of others' real hands, you would have been paraplegic!

although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

when I have money, let's buy lollipops and two ... one you watch me eat and the other I'll show you.

when cooking, a crab pushes out of the pot cover and says to you, "I'm hot!" " Answer: if you want to be red, just endure it ...

We should look ahead and not miss some bad dates. How can we know what is good?

at the beginning, it was amazing and complete, only for the world to see less.

everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

it's easy to hide in the open, but hard to prevent in the dark.

Humans are moving in the direction of ~ stupid ~ forced ~ running all the way!