Please give me a classic article that curses people. Thank you.

Classic 1]: Look at you, you are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming like flowers. You must be the best among scum, the best among beasts, and according to my observation , you must have lacked calcium since childhood, and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.

I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You say, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship, and if you practice swordsmanship, if you don't practice with the sword, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch if you practice it! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”

[Classic 2]: The festival is coming soon, I give you a couplet:

First couplet: If the tree doesn’t want the bark, it will surely die

Second couplet: People don’t want it Face, invincible

Hengbiao: Human beings are invincible

[Classic 3]: A slap will hit you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off!!!

You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God’s anger. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome and rich. He looks rich and looks like the best. It looks like a line, and the urine is bifurcated, go and get it treated quickly!!

[Classic 5]: A person is a bitch for a lifetime, a pig is a bitch with a knife

A waste of air while alive, a waste of death Land is a waste of RMB at home

[Classic 6]: There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn them, and you prefer to learn the sword;

You don’t learn how to use the sword; you don’t learn how to use the sword;

There are so many sword moves, you learn the drunken sword;

If you don’t learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword!

Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: the drunken silver sword!

Finally reached the state where man and sword merge into one - Sword Man

[Classic 7]: You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien,

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Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads born with Mongolian syndrome,

Abandoned babies of Everest snowman, septic tank clogged murderers,

Africans Descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang,

hippopotamuses crushed by Noah’s Ark, new volcanic vents,

super-large shameless loudspeakers, the shame of the Eskimos ,

A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality,

A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit",

The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest piece of waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think,

Damages Asian compatriots The scourge of reputation, the descendants whose ancestors have been humiliated by it,

humus accumulated for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

the raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, even half of it Even the orcs look down on your half-orcs,

The sedimentary material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald,

A hateful guy like you can only play one role in a TV series Tuo excrement,

cannot compare to the chewing gum that has been pissed on by a dog on the roadside.

You are more than 10 times more beautiful than a flower.

Go and find a girlfriend. Zoos are even leaving the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched. Go on,

The saliva you spit is more deadly than SARS.

If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexuality. Reproduction,

xx can be your teacher, even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language,

As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will have a hole

I want to immigrate to Mars I want to leave you.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you.

The grenade will explode when it sees you.

Other people have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you can have the same power just by parachuting.

Have you been there? All the places of interest will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

I have never done anything good in my 18th life before I know you.

Going into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough