Four classic lines from ipartment

In today's social life, we are all directly or indirectly related to lines, which play an important role in the development of the plot and the display of the characters in the play. Do you know what lines are good? The following are excerpts from four classic lines of ipartment collected by me for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

1, Yifei: Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go of your hand.

2. Yifei: You went to see Nolan that day, and I also made fried rice with eggs and waited for you at home. Why are you not in a hurry to come back for dinner?

3. Shi Xiaoming: I remember I fell asleep in the middle of writing. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

4. Uncle: "Who is 1 10?" Guangu: "I ordered takeout."

5. Zhanbo: "I want a treasure map, and you give me a map, huh?" Is this still a map of the world? "

6. Psychologist: "It's a cuckold again. It seems that your greening is good! "

7. Zi Qiao: "Let's split it 50/50." Meijia: "Wait a minute, say yes first. Who is five?"

8. Guan Gu: (In the video) Zhang Wei is a lawyer, high-end, atmospheric and upscale. (Zhang Wei takes a selfie in a raincoat)

9. The so-called beauties are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

10, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Bite your finger, or bite mine.

12, Meijia: Is there any academic requirement for blood test?

13, Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

14, Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: thick meat and beating

15, Xiaoxian: Can you fight with such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

16, Yifei: drink without car, drink without car.

17, Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

18, Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

19, courier brother: At that time, he wanted to tease me, so he didn't wear much.

20. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

2 1. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

22. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

My wife likes penguins very much, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos.

24. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another one and come over for a holiday at the weekend.

25. Guan Gu: I want to announce something yellow to you.

26. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze's voice) Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.

27. Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and grass. Yifei: He can just play si.

28. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?

29. You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer.

30. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

3 1, do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

32. Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. When I was a child, I saw beautiful MM with round eyes.

33. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

34, the original apology to people, you can use a watch. A box of sashimi. A balloon.

35. Zhang Wei: Like us women.

Hu Yifei: Sekiya Chinki, how to use this crazy 18.

37. It's good not to show your face.

38. Have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old? (Yifei stares at Ceng Laoshi and says)

39. Meijia: I didn't even have a girlfriend in college. If I don't do my job, what is it?

40. (Zhang Wei plays Ou) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line is breakfast). Please eat it while it is hot.

4 1, Zhang Wei: (Er Kang's voice) Last time I met you for the first time in Wang.

42. Angels are with you

43. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

44. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

45. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you won't get the lead. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

46, friendship offside, lover is not full.

47. Meijia: Gossip is like happiness. You can multiply it by two if you share it. Zhang Wei: (Suddenly) What gossip? Yifei: Multiply by three.

Mika: He didn't give us a chance at all! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

49. As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven.

50. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

5 1, the noise in the world is all clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

52. once you are surprised, you are afraid of the network cable for ten years.

53. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

54. Yifei shouted: "Everyone, time is tight and the task is heavy. We must work hard and not make any mistakes. Do you understand? "