How to make the two-and-a-half test inaccurate

Hello! First of all, I wish you a speedy recovery! Let me tell you how to solve the problem of "physical examination" of hepatitis B-no way, it's all because of today's "world"!

For the sake of our fate, let me introduce the "secret" of cheating in the "physical examination" of hepatitis B:

1) drug cheating

Buy a new type of cheating drug for hepatitis B physical examination-liver purifier 3 plus blood test nemesis RIZE 2.

This medicine has no therapeutic effect and should be taken 42 3.5 (male) to 46 4 (female) hours before physical examination.

Note: the cheating effect of this drug is uncertain, but it has great side effects and is not recommended.

2) The gunman cheated

The most important thing to cheat is to understand the physical examination process of the physical examination hospital, especially the blood drawing process, which is the key to the success or failure of physical examination cheating! ! !

1. How to find the gunman

Find someone who doesn't treat HBV as a gunman. Give this person's photo and the id card of the medical examiner to the witness. Make an ID card. When checking, people can check the number (generally speaking, you can't see the authenticity of your ID card when you draw blood). Then draw blood. Hand in the information and wait for the result!

2. Single photo publishing method

First of all, you need to know what seal the hospital uses. If it's inkpad, after you get the medical examination card from the hospital, make a copy, then carve the part with inkpad in the middle, then paste the gunman's photo on your medical examination card, and print out the carved part with inkpad of the same color, which can basically be genuine!

Key points: when handing in photos, you should apply a layer of glue (wet glue) on the back of the photos in advance and then dry them (put them on a desk lamp to dry them), or use wax, so that you can tear up the photos without damaging the physical examination card and exposing the target!

How can I make the mud print the same as that in your photo? Only engrave the mud print on your photo, put the gunman's photo under it, print it on the gunman's photo with the same color through the carved space, and then stick it on the physical examination form, so that it can match the mud print on the physical examination form.

As for how to print? I sucked up enough mud with a napkin before printing (the effect is not ideal, but it can be used. You can try using a sponge, because it absorbs water better than a napkin. Of course, you can also try something else. Let me know if there is anything good.

As for glue, that's the kind of liquid in it. Remember, it is very useful. Without this method, tearing up medical bills is easy to arouse suspicion. It would be much easier if it was stamped. Use your photo as the master, then tear off the shooter's photo and stick it on your master with glue (wet or wax). Then you tear off a layer of your photo and stick it on the shooter's photo with glue (wet) and cut it out. You should hand in this photo first when you have a physical examination. When you draw blood, you go to the toilet and tear off your layer. After the shooter draws blood, this is definitely no problem!

Friends can rest assured that as long as you don't cooperate with your ID card, you can definitely get through (if you can do a fake one, you can also get through)! Also, all the above work should be done overnight. If you can't do it at that time, you must be fully prepared. The key to cheating is to make a fuss about the photos handed in! The photos handed in must be prepared in advance. You can use my second stamp method to prepare them, but you should also take a copy with you just in case!

Also, if you find the gunman in advance, wait for the physical examination in the hospital and let him look you in the eye. Generally speaking, everyone likes to have a physical examination together, so you'd better avoid them for a physical examination alone. Does anyone in the personnel department know you? It's best not to know each other. If you know each other, don't let your gunman show them the name on the medical check-up list when he goes to the medical check-up! You need to know if you want to tear up the photos on the medical check-up. If you want to tear them up, you should put a layer of glue on the photos you handed in (remember: wet glue, not glue), and then hand them in after coaxing them dry (this step is up to you).

3. Method of manufacturing seal

Everyone knows about color inkjet printers. The sealing effect sprayed with it is very good. Scan the prototype of the seal into the computer first. Remember not to modify the scanning effect. For example, some extra ink. So that the effect can be realistic. Then adjust the color. Don't worry, try a few more times.

Finally, set the position. Print with the same size paper as the physical examination form first, and see where the stamp is. If it doesn't work, adjust it and post photos. Everything will be settled. But it's a little different from the original. It depends on your requirements.

If not, carve it with radish. First, scan the seal into the computer and print out the reverse word. Carve it slowly by yourself, which is absolutely true. Steel seal, which is easier to handle, only draws the edge of a dime. If the physical examination is stamped before the physical examination, you should find someone to replace it. First, stamp your photo, then tear it off, stick it on someone else's desk, and spend it on the photo with a red pen or red and blue pencils, depending on the ink.

Anyway, I have tried all the above methods, which is enough to cope with all kinds of stamping activities. For your reference, you can play by yourself.

4. Supervision measures

Even if there is supervision, we should prepare the gunmen in advance, because we don't know in advance whether the supervision is formal supervision or show, so we should be prepared! If the supervision is not strict, we must seize the opportunity to find the gunman to crack down!

If the supervision is very strict, don't give up, be sure to have a physical examination! Then, afterwards (you should also make some preparations in advance), find the person in charge of the medical examination department (or someone who can change the medical examination results), tell him your painful experience and win his sympathy. Also prepare a red envelope, be sure to give it. If he doesn't sympathize with you, then he must be a bad person. Since he is a bad guy, he must be greedy for money.

This move is sure to succeed! If he sympathizes with you, you should also give him a good bag. Is there a "good man" who has a good reward and can force him to do your job well! This is written by summing up some experiences of other comrades-in-arms, which may not be accurate. You must play it by ear!

5. Name switching method

Applicable to those who do not check their ID cards. I couldn't escape the blood draw, so I took it generously. After everyone left, I went back to the hospital with the gunman and wrote him a two-and-a-half-hour liver function test sheet with a name that sounded similar to yours. Then I went to the blood drawing place and told the nurse that I had made a mistake in my name when I drew blood just now. My name is XXX (the pseudonym of the gunman), and the man came, drew it for him, and then changed the blood sample, so it's okay.

6. Remember my lesson

(1) Make all preparations before the physical examination, find a good gunman, and so on. No matter how strict it is, hospitals are like battlefields, and the situation is changing rapidly.

(2) Never rely on others (excluding your own gunmen), such as doctors and related personnel, unless it is your parents.

③ How to change the form of physical examination. When there are many people and clothes, we must choose the right time. When there are few people, they usually draw blood directly after taking pictures. When there are many people, they usually take their own blood for fear of confusion.

④ Others:

A. If one day the unit asks to go in unison, you have to find an excuse to go alone.

B. If you experience infidelity, you must find a very good same-sex friend to replace it. Let's take the same experience table and check it together. We exchanged photos on the form when we drew blood. Because you have to look at your ID card during the physical examination. There are many people in the physical examination department who have physical examinations at the same time, all of whom are strangers. My friend and I are on different teams, so the nurse may be a little tired. So when it was her turn, she just glanced at her ID card and let it go. Seeing her passing by, I didn't need to draw blood at all.

Unfortunately, the result was misdiagnosed by the doctor. Alas, people can really recite to the extreme. But it was quite successful.

3) bribing doctors

After drawing blood, a person goes back to the hospital, finds the nurse, doctor or examiner who draws blood and gives him a red envelope. As long as he accepts it, there will be no problem.

However, the uncertainty is high. Please don't use it unless absolutely necessary!

4) Love tips

Cold, fever, excessive internal heat, drinking, drug abuse, fatigue, labor, staying up late, excessive internal heat, poor rest or eating hot food (such as mutton, dog meat, soft-shelled turtle, silky fowl, etc. ) may cause jaundice or elevated transaminase, which directly affects the test results.

If you are satisfied with the above answer, please don't disappoint my kindness and adopt it as an answer in time.