Why doesn't teacher Tu Lei swear, and still stands still?

Why doesn't Mr Tu Lei swear? He is still here, because he is a man of culture.

A literate person

Speaking is to be different.

Because men's language is extensive and profound, it is easy to avoid swearing when swearing, which is much better than English.

How to curse and not curse so that she can't speak? 1. I heard that you are very rich, and you think that Erlang God is the master (that is, the abusive dog, because everyone knows that Erlang God has a growling dog ...) Recently, you are very lucky, and you have been promoted to Marshal Tian Peng. Congratulations (Marshal Tian Peng, Pig Bajie also ...) 3. You look very relaxed! ! You need to go back to the furnace to rebuild. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. 6. Is it hot? Don't spit out your tongue in this heat? Don't you know you can't sweat? 7. Dude, don't go to the market. The pork seller posted your beautiful picture as a propaganda picture again. I'm suing him for infringing your portrait right for your own good. 8. When I saw you, I thought that Bajie was a handsome guy for the holidays (Bajie is more handsome than you). I'll give you a pair of couplets: Part I: Don't Tree.

Swearing without dirty words is an encyclopedia of animals.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

4. It's good to know what you are.

5. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

6. Dirty. His mother cried very dirty-very dirty.

7. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you? (small three)

It is better to believe that Chen Shui-bian will turn over a new leaf than to believe you.

9. No matter how awesome you are, Baidu can't find it!

10. I am not a straw boat. Your bitch doesn't have to keep sending me hair!

1 1. Since it is extremely ugly, don't come out and pollute other people's eyes, just stay at home and think behind closed doors.

12. You look like Tuohai, and your new song is 132!

13. You are a father separated from your mother, and you have raised generations of Han. You pretended to be with me, but B tore you to pieces.

14. You shouldn't have had a beautiful misunderstanding with your mother at that time, and you wouldn't be here now!

15. Use the word "bah" to briefly summarize what you just said.

16. Life has been so hard that some masks should not be torn off.

17. The alien hybrid gene mutation is entangled and evolved, and the skill is to kill the love of all mankind with eyes.

18. For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.

19. Do you know why everyone fell down as soon as you went to the street, got up and hurt your eyes, and didn't feel avenged when you went to the hospital for euthanasia until the reincarnation was empty and the animal road was crowded? Give you a mirror and you will understand.

20. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

Hope to adopt, thank you.

I think you are very handsome, well-proportioned, charming, loved by everyone and flowered. I think you must be the best among animals. I think you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but you love it when you grow up. Your grandmother doesn't hurt, your uncle doesn't love you, your left face is short of pumping, your right face is short of kicking, the donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. You are so creative and brave to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. If I throw you into the shit hole, you can throw up in the shit hole; Throw you into the rift of time and space, and the rift of time and space will explode itself. You said you'd find a young master to teach you kung fu, and I'd teach you to practice sword. You insist on practicing the sword, but you don't practice the sword. Jin Jian doesn't practice the silver sword. In the end, you became the most obscene sword. If you don't do it if you give you a sword god, it's not appropriate to give you a sword fairy. You're just crying and screaming that you want to be a swordsman again and again. You are a waste of air, land and gold coins. You might as well pee and drown yourself.

If you promise not to get dirty, I think you can put it in the trash can.

You are so smelly and talkative, aren't you afraid to smoke yourself to death?

You hit your head with the door. Go to the brain department at once, or you'll be careful of brain damage.

Blowing by the wind affects air circulation; Water quality is affected by rain; Being struck by lightning wasted power resources.

When Tomb-Sweeping Day went to the grave, he suddenly thought of you. So many people died. Why didn't you die?

Not all beautiful women who look * * * are * * *, and they may be salesmen.

If you leave, don't come back. I'm not a garbage collection station.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

Saying that you are cheap can't bring out the essence of your cheapness. You are too cheap to be described as cheap.

How come your online frequency is the same as your people's, sniffling. (Don't call names bumaren)

How to swear without getting dirty? Your uncle! Damn it! Did your mother throw away the fetus and raise the placenta? Why didn't your father shoot the wall? ! You look very unconventional! You look great!

Hehe, read more idioms dictionaries and two-part allegorical sayings. It's hard to read when swearing. In fact, swearing is called swearing, and not swearing is called hurting people. Not many people know swearing language without dirty words.

How to curse creatures without dirty evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Descendants of Africans who fuck black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Oversized speakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise your orcs,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

Grenade will explode when it sees you.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

You look like a car accident.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

I have never seen anything so archaeological.

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.

Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

Last night, I dreamed that you were chasing a pig. The pig knelt down and said to you, "We were born from the same root, so why bother?" .

Darwin's theory of evolution didn't take you into account.

The other party scolds you: (all kinds of dirty words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself?

Swearing is uncivilized, and it is the behavior of barbarians. Modern civilized people don't do this, but uncivilized Australopithecus do.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit. Accept it, dear.