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What does Wong Tze Wah mean by grandstanding?

Look at Wong Tze Wah's grandstanding classic words. Personally, I classify it as TV. The explanation of grandstanding is: pandering to the masses with grandiose words and deeds and defrauding their trust and support. The word "East Du Xiao" was invented by Wang Zihua. The English translation of "Dong" is "stand-up crosstalk".

1. Serve the people, and the Romanian people count.

2. My motto in IKEA is: lose small and win, not lose small and win, but lose small and win.

You keep a diary, which is called a diary, and you keep a diary, which is called a biography.

4. The history department has no educational significance-sing "Don't cry until you see the coffin"

5. Choose a brother and a wife? Brothers and wives

6. Tell you why your heart is too clear in the middle of the night. The hero of the Three Kingdoms is 90 j female K.

7. When? Apologize more than others and complain? ! Thanks to Yan!

Don't say thank you, just say something right.

8. The financial tsunami lost half his fortune, Li Ka-shing lost half, and Mr. Stanley Ho lost 90%. Draw with Li Ka-shing and win Mr. Stanley Ho ~

9. An expert friend of mine told me that the market is different this time. If you go left this time, you won't fall behind. ...

Wow, I was surprised to hear that (... I forgot the middle one).

Just try it. If the D-class astronauts hear this, they will be scared to death.

10. Jia Baoyu likes Lin Daiyu, sister Lin.

How is sister Lin? Besides being beautiful and exquisite, there are two similarities and two differences.

Let's start with two little girls, good little girls, not sick.

Well buried, less shouting.

Huh? Sister Lin didn't shout today. Why not shout today? Too sick to shout out.

How nice ~ Are you always sick at night? Call in sick at night.

Alas, it's not good to shout after you get well.

Don't fight and shout when you are sick.

Sister Lin has two more. The first one is called Cindy. If you send flowers to Sister Lin, she will ask you politely first.

Are there any girls around? Oh, we already have land. Why don't you pick it up for me?

The second change, Sister Doreen, no matter how happy you are, you will experience four psychological changes when talking to her.

Psychologically, it is called joy, surprise and sorrow.

1 1. Men are not handsome, and Hanako compares men to bitter tea. ....

But women can drink, although bitterness is bitterness,

But it's good for your health, mom ~

12. There are bad dogs in it. This dog is very sensitive. Do you have the courage to make fun of sensitive dogs? D meters is called sad beauty.

13. Let's talk about "airport aunt" again. "I thought the plane was the last plane to leave the earth, which scared me to death!"

14. Why don't you get married? ? D is called bleak marriage, and no one cares? ? D is freedom

15. I won't use 3 million expensive ge used cars.

If I had 3 million yuan, I would buy a 450-flat used car.

Then the hawthorn car got out of the street and got stuck in traffic.

Just get off and do it yourself. Do you have a car? Uh, no honk.

ED's name is Hello ~ yeah! ! !

16.

One day I met a pair of parents-in-law in Nathan Road.

My father-in-law said to my mother-in-law, "Can you slow down?" ? It's all about life ... just go find Li! ! !

Mother-in-law retorted: How many times have you won? Lose every day,

If you lose everything and become a winner,

You do Zuo Li +x at home! ! !

17. in the last paragraph, girls and boyfriends make trouble: life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Keywords high school students with kindergarten education, congenital Mongolian disease, frog head,

Everest snowman abandoned the baby septic tank to block the murderer,

Keywords African fuck black pig offspring, yin-yang imbalance chimpanzee,

Noah's ark ran over hippos and new volcanoes erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise your orcs,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you.

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Might as well be spilled all over the floor by a roadside dog.

Pee, gum,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

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Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18. I have known you in advance in my life, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly! !

End rap

The world requires you to write a poem in seven steps.

What a short time! The only countermeasure is ABC.

Li Toulin's hot fruit head was removed again, so he went to beg for clothes first.

How many steps can you take? Will you get a low B?

Therefore, the most important thing in life is to talk about revolutions.

But Japanese-to-Japanese translation doesn't make you impatient.

Do you want to be quiet for a while?

Well, it's too noisy.

But the more noisy and prosperous the department, the more important it is.

Not your age. You complain.

Slate Guo Ni scissors

You are the most coquettish

I am the most advanced, you know my progression.

But three months later, someone called me Bai Lao.

Hide the skin, boil the beans, burn the beans, and cry in the pot. This is the same root.

Why are you in such a hurry to blow each other up]

A person walked foolishly.

Step by step.

This is easy to do.

He didn't offend you [let him go].

He has to step on you [you are evil].

In a word, people are happy and rice is a fool.

You don't have to make me be a scum.

Do you ask me if there is a bottom line in being a man?

When I say bury the last mile, I will flash.

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For a thousand years.

Everyone is faced with a dozen chicken feet, which is so touching.

As for the Millennium trend, there is no freedom.

Come to 2 1 century and take care of human feelings.

Someone keeps Arctic dogs in Hong Kong.

Do you want winter to be the same?

If you can't get through, put a gun to my head. The heating department should call.

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