Guo Yiyi is a great beauty (written by someone else. She was too drunk and insisted on me writing it)

As brilliant as a flower

As bright as a butterfly

I never write novels with any theme, I just write them randomly without editing. Then the girl next to me just now told me to write her as a beauty. OK, from now on the protagonist will be Guo Yiyi. How many words are there after? Eight, seven thousand words. The next 7,000 words describe Guo as a beauty. From now on, Guo Yiyi will become a beauty. Guo Yiyi's eyes were aligned with the sky, and her arms were as moving and brilliant as clouds. Guo Yi stood on the hill, looking at the clouds in the distance, counting one, two, three, and four in her heart. Such sexy movements of her lips, and her neck like a baby. An expression that had never been touched by anyone before, that kind of expression, looking at the mountains in the distance, looking at the dark clouds turning in the distance, looking at the bright day in the distance, when a man affectionately came from behind Guo He walked over and kicked him away. I saw the man flying five, six, seven or eighty times in the sky. Guo Yiyi said, why did you want to molest me? The man said I didn't molest you. Guo Yi said, you shouldn't have come out from behind me. You should have come out from in front of me. When you came out from behind me, at that moment I felt that you didn't love me at all. , because you are very insincere. If a man says yes, that’s okay, then I will come out from in front of you and let’s do it again, okay? Guo Yi said yes, let’s do it again. You come out in front of me, don’t come out from behind. Now I want to pretend to be a beauty alone. The man said wait, I’m not pretending that you are a beauty, I like you, that’s why. Come out from behind you, please don't pretend to be Guo Yi and say I need to be humble, isn't it okay? The man said, OK, then please be humble

Wait a minute, this theme seems to have changed a little, our theme seems to be a girl kidnapping an old woman, yes, then this girl will now become Just Guo. No, yes, we let Guo Yiyi hold an old lady in her hand. I saw the sun setting at this time, and I saw Guo Yi sitting alone under the blue sky, holding an old man in his right hand. This old man was the old lady we wanted to kidnap. The old lady said hello. Hello Guo Yi. Guo Yi said, Hello, the two people smiled at each other, as if they had not seen each other for hundreds of years. The two people smiled at each other, you have me in your eyes, I am so golden, I am still so brilliant, the two of us smiled at each other, as if The two of them looked like they had just eaten a piece of shit, so gentle, so radiant. Your clothes are flying across the sky, as bright as butterflies, and my body is on the ground, like water. Colorful and colorful. Water has no color and no taste, but water can make everyone inseparable from them. Each of us needs water, and each of us must have the brilliance of water in our body. Each of us puts water in the sky, and then lets it change into endless shapes. ? Don’t talk so much nonsense, let’s continue telling the story. I saw Guo Yi holding the old lady in his right hand. Holding it in her hand, the old lady said, I am going to eat a hamburger now. Can you buy a hamburger for me? Guo said no. After speaking, he turned his head and turned his face from the right to the left. Finally, he said a very touching and unpleasant sentence. words: "I am a girl, and I am very beautiful, how can I go shopping for an old lady? I won't go, I refuse, I deny." The old lady said, oh, I beg you, seeing that I am being For the sake of your kidnapping, just go and buy it for me. I want to eat. Guo Yiyi said, what do you want to eat? The old lady said I want to eat steamed buns. Guo Yiyi asked why you always eat steamed buns. Can you eat something else? The old grandma said no, I couldn't eat anything else. If I ate anything else, I would die and my body would fall from the sky and turn into pieces, like shattering pieces. Guo Yiyi walked out from the hill, opened the door of the bun shop, and told the boss that I wanted a bun to take away. The boss said that there was only one door. Guo Yiyi said, yes, only one. I saw Guo Yi gently stretching out his butterfly-like hands, his own fragrance, and the eyes of everyone in the store were shocked by his beauty.

Standing there deliberately, in the midst of the charming scene, a handful of golden powder was sprinkled in the sky, on her head, on his back, and in her hair. That kind of gentleness, and No one can refuse the beauty that exists in the world. At this time, the boss handed the bun to Guo Yiyi, and Guo Yiyi said thank you. The boss stood there and handed the postcard in his hand to Guo Yi. Boss said, "Can you please sign it for me?" Guo said no, I won’t give you an autograph. I am a beautiful woman. I should look comfortable and decent. I should look like a loyal and unyielding martyr. How can I give you an autograph? Your idea is a little too beautiful. The boss said, OK, you don’t have to sign for me, but I want to tell you something, you must remember it. Guo Yi said, please tell me. The boss said that after you walk out from here, the police will definitely come to chase you. When the police chase you, you must go back. Don’t go out. If you go back, you will go to us. Go, only our bun shop can protect you. After the boss said this, he continued to make steamed buns. At this time, Guo Yi said, please wait for the boss. The boss was affectionate and turned around and asked what happened? What do you have to say? Guo Yiyi said, boss, don't leave yet. I have something to tell you. I'm a little dizzy now. I want to fall to the ground. Can I sleep here with you? I saw everyone in the bun shop stopped eating buns and spit out the buns in their mouths. Everyone in the bun shop stood up. Speaking of the boss, you must agree to his request. Her request is absolutely reasonable and realistic. We must let him sleep in the bun shop for a while. She has If there is some confusion, you should not drive him away. You cannot insult the guests like this. You must be a good boss, a kind boss, and an honest boss. Be a boss who is brave enough to stand up to a woman lying down in front of you. The boss said, OK, no problem. Guo Yi came in and said, stretched out his judgmental hands, gently pinched Guo Yiyi's hands, then gently placed Guo Yiyi on the floor, and said, "Please go to sleep." After the boss said this, he found a fork and put it in front of Guo Yi's eyes. Twisting it left and right, twisting it right, flying back and forth, shaking, like a beautiful little umbrella dropped in the sky, this little umbrella dances on its own chest in a colorful way. The policemen rushed in in a hurry in the dim street. The policemen opened the door of the shop and asked if there was a Sleeping Beauty lying here.

Everyone looked at the police with dazed eyes. Everyone among them felt that there was a person sleeping here. This person was the little girl who came in just now. His name was Guo Yiyi. . The policeman had a wanted warrant in his hand, which said "The most beautiful woman in the world, I want to arrest her." Guo Yiyi said. Comrade police, I have some people now. Can you let me have a good sleep before saying these things? The police said yes, but do you know? You are now the most beautiful woman in the world. You must hold all the people responsible and look outside. I saw everyone pushing open the door. Everyone outside the bun shop was looking at the sleeping beauty inside the bun shop, and everyone was thinking in their hearts. Isn't it? How could this beauty sleep in the bun shop? She should go to prison, he should go to flowers, he should lie in the heart of flowers, in the stamens, in the clouds, on the clouds, and those wonderful and moving bird's nests, In the bird's nest, in the feathers and in the hem of the spring skirt, it should not sleep in the bun shop. It is so greasy and disgusting, and makes people feel that it is messy. No one with a mysophobia would sleep here. At this time, the author stood up and said, "No, the bun shop is reasonable, clean, and low-key. This beauty can sleep anywhere. The reason why everyone is a beauty is that she can sleep in a poor and humble place, or in a luxurious one." It can sleep anywhere. It can sleep on a boat or on the wings of an airplane. It can sleep anywhere. Don’t make a big deal about it. Take it back to prison. Beauty should release its nature and let everyone know its beauty. , instead of taking him to jail.

Nothing wrong with that? The policeman died solemnly at this time. He is the second most beautiful woman in the world and the third most beautiful woman. As long as she is a beautiful woman, we will not arrest her and send her to prison. But for the most beautiful woman in the world, we must transfer her to prison because The main role and purpose of the most beautiful woman in the world is to cause harm to the world. Men do not have tea, eat, or think, and are distracted day and night, unable to sleep at night. This has greatly affected people's work, making them unable to go to work, causing a decline in social GDP, causing social and economic turmoil, and what other religions and beliefs are there? , these things cannot appear in a world with beautiful women at all.

So we eradicated Guo Yi again, just like a handful of carps jumping out of the pond, but all the carps will be eaten by a big fish. We have to eradicate this big fish. I don’t know. Can you understand what I'm saying? The author said yes, you catch him first, and I will rescue him if you catch him. I saw the police grabbing Guoyi by both hands and taking him to the prison car. As soon as the policeman's hand touched her, Guo Yiyi's arm immediately went limp, and a policeman actually ejaculated. The policeman fell to the ground, his whole body paralyzed, as if he had been electrocuted. Why women have such great charm is really unbelievable. At this time, Guo Yiyi rushed to the police academy and waited. Please let me down. I also kidnapped a young lady. Grandma, I wanted to save the old lady. I went to buy buns for the old lady. You kidnapped me at this time. Do you really not know who I am? The policeman looked at Guo's face in confusion and said, "We really don't know who you are. Please tell me who you are." Guo Yiyi said, I am the protagonist of this novel. Now I am going to kidnap an old lady. The old lady is sitting under the sunset waiting for me to eat steamed buns. Whether I am put in jail or not is a trivial matter. If the old lady doesn’t have buns to eat, she will starve to death. Can you bear such criminal responsibility after she starves to death? That is to say, you let someone die indirectly, and you killed someone indirectly. When the policeman saw what Guo Yiyi said, his eyes had already been touched by his lips and throat. And that moving appearance, those thousand sails. The endless emotions of Baizhou's endless twists and turns made me feel a little confused and panicked. At this time, the police tore up the wanted notice in their hands and said that they would not arrest this person for the time being and had just returned. Find the old lady. As the policeman spoke, he summoned a big carp for Guo Yi, who gently lifted up his long skirt in the pot. She sat lightly on the leader's back, and sat on the carp's back with her legs crossed. Guo Yiyi said it was time to leave, and the carp walked to the old lady in a fluttering manner. The donkey slowly descended from the sky. Guo Yiyi gently handed the bun in her hand to the old lady. She said this is the bun I bought for you. Please eat it. It is delicious. You should eat more. Some old ladies said how many countries you bought, and I bought one as soon as you said it. Then the grandma asked you and bought one, how can you let me eat it? After the old woman said this, she could no longer bear her hunger, so she took the bun in her hand. Swallowed alive, the whole bun slipped from the lips to the throat, from the throat to Xintian, and from Xintian to the stomach. The whole body in the lungs, the present and the whole body was tainted by this bun. I was infected by this bun, and my whole body showed the love of this bun.

This steamed bun is so watery, smooth and tender. Guo Yiyi said, do you know why this steamed bun becomes so delicious? It's just a regular bun. The old lady said, I really don’t know why she tastes so delicious. Can you tell me? I applied for a loan with a smile and my eyes were smiling. I started mumbling and told the old lady, in fact, it is like this. Just now I used the scent of sleeping in my life to process this very ordinary bun again. The bun was originally an ordinary bun, but because I am the most beautiful woman in the world , I hugged my buns and slept in the bun shop. I took in the beauty of my body and the wonderful aura, as well as the nobility and charm exuding from my soul. Everything is poured into this bun. When you eat it, not only do you eat it, you know it, but you also eat an incredible mystery. The boss of the bun shop has already been fascinated by Guo Yiyi. Fascinated, I fell there. I was caught in the well of that hotel, and I could never get out, I couldn't extricate myself.

At this time, the old woman took a bite of the buns in Guo Yi's hand, and couldn't help herself, and fell into a deep sleep on the grassland. Guo Yi succeeded this time and kidnapped the old lady. This girl can be anyone of all kinds, but at this moment it is the most beautiful woman in the world, Guo Yiyi. Guo Yiyi stuffed the bun in her hand out of the old woman's mouth. He put it in his mouth and rejected it gently. The little mouth moved, rejecting the bun, thinking, wow, it turns out this is such a beautiful bun in the world, it turns out that this bun is the most delicious bun in the world. I didn’t expect that my beauty could make Baozi look moving and make Baozi look so incredible. The sky and the earth spun around, and a dark cloud slowly moved over from a distance. The dark cloud looked at Guo Yi and said. Do you have any extra buns here? Guo Yi said no more, I only have this bite in my mouth, I don’t know if you want to eat it. Wuyun said, I have been a little thirsty recently. I want to go to a world to find some fish. I want to eat fish. Guo Yiyi said yes, just let me help you. I saw Wu Yun holding Guo Yi's hands, and the two of them walked to the lake. Everyone should have heard about the story of sinking fish and falling geese. Guo Yiyi walked to the lake and saw the fish in the water. In an instant, all the fish disappeared from the water. Go down, after a while all the fish were drowned, and the fish floated up from the water with their belly white. Guo Yi told Yun Duo, "Go and eat." Yun Duo said, thank you, thank you. From then on, all creatures and creatures who want to eat fish or birds will come to Guo Yi. Guo Yi only needs to stop there without saying a word, and his face is reflected in the universe. When his face reflects the magnificence that no one can see, then he will be loved by others, and then he will be loved and pitied by everyone. All animals will run towards it, all animals will admire its appearance, all animals will like its demeanor, and all animals will sink into the trap, fall to death, and suffocate. There is a man who falls in love with Guo Yi like a melon seed. Let’s not mention this man’s name for now. He is just a stone. His heart is as deep as a rock and he loves Guo Yi deeply. This man will never change his heart. He will never change his heart. Love others with your heart broken.

You can rest assured that this person is definitely not me, because the days when I like to indulge in confusion and the dawn never rises are over long ago. I don’t know if everyone understands what the author said, but it’s like this. This man came over and walked behind Guo Yi, saying I want to be with you, I want to be your boyfriend, Guo Yiyi said yes, no problem, but can you accept my beauty? The man said, of course, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and I am the most handsome man in the world. When a man and a woman are together, shouldn’t they love each other? Holding hands, we can do the most beautiful things in the world.

But who knew that at this moment, two women came over from behind the man. The woman shouted that my eyes hurt, could you come and give me some eye drops? The man walked up and took out two eye drops from his pocket. I sent it to the woman affectionately, and after a drop or two, the woman's eyes gradually recovered.

However, because there was indeed some poison in the eye drops, which caused the woman's eyes to go blind, her boyfriend accompanied the woman to the hospital on purpose. Guo Yiyi said, "Why are you accompanying her to the hospital?" The man said that you can see that he has already been killed and that he has become blind. I must take him to the hospital. Only in the hospital can he become a bright man. Guo Yi said that you should accompany her to the hospital and never see me again, because it is very likely that he will blind you. The man said that it doesn't matter, just take it. After only a few balls in my life, I lost my eyes. I can also feel your beauty. I saw that Duoyi finally had a kind heart and asked his boyfriend to go to the hospital to save the lives of these two girls. The two girls are indeed without eyes. The two girls could not see anything in the world without their eyes. They first removed his eyes and then replaced them with men's eyes. The woman regained the hope of life, and there were new eyes in the woman's eyes. This new eyeball was the eyeball of Guo Yi's boyfriend. Guo Yi's boyfriend lost his reputation and never recovered from it. He could not see anything. .

Can't even see Guo Yi's beauty.

The boyfriend holds Guo Yiyi's hand and walks in the park every day. They hold two puppies. The boyfriend sits in a wheelchair, and Guo pushes him forward from behind. Pushed to another world, pushed there, the world with the kingdom of heaven was pushed all the way into the white clouds, and the talent was rippling. In the light of tenderness, they had a meal in the clouds. In the meal, they smelled the fragrant smell of steamed buns. Behind them came an old woman. It turned out to be the old woman Guo Yi who fed the steamed buns to Guo Yiyi. , Hey, grandma, why are you here? The old lady said, you don’t know, it turns out to be like this. After you fed me Baozi, I missed that Baozi very much. From then on, I searched for it at home and figured out how to make that Baozi for him. Later I discovered it, and then this Baozi didn't have the beauty of you to hold it. After a good night's sleep, this bun will never taste better. So I started researching how to make this delicious steamed bun, and I would go to bed every day with the steamed bun in my arms. After making the buns and taking a nap, the buns will become unparalleled and delicious.

Guo Yiyi said, so that’s how it is, can you promise me something.

The old lady said please tell me, I want to promise you. What should I promise you? Guo Yi said, from today on, you must love me, cherish me, cherish me, and become the best grandma to me. Grandma said no, no problem. From now on, I will definitely love you, cherish you, and be your favorite grandma, and I will also give you the steamed buns I made. Guo said there is no problem, the two of us have reached such an agreement, and no one should be separated from each other from now on. You are with me. I feed you buns, and I also give you a backpack when you are with me. Did you agree? The old lady agreed to Guo's unreasonable request, and the two of them became each other's buns. They looked up from the clouds. Men all over the earth were shouting for Guo Yi to come down quickly. There were also those girl fans who wanted to give Guo Yi autographs. Guo Yi thought in his mind how could I give autographs to these people? Then I was exhausted, so he printed a lot of pamphlets with photos and names, and distributed them to all the people on the earth. All the people cheered, and they all immigrated from the earth. Went to another planet. From now on, there is no one on the earth. On the earth without a person, there is only Guo Yi. Guo Yi fell from the sky. Her boyfriend had been pushed into the lake and drowned. . What should Guo Yi say? I used to be the most beautiful woman in the world, but now I'm the only one left. I feel a little sad in my heart. What should I do? Author, please help me. The author said it doesn't matter, you are the only one left in this world, and no one will fight with you about what is beautiful and what is ugly. All you need to do is to be number one in the world. Number one in the world is a wonderful thing whether you do it or not, because you are the only one left in the world. Guo Yiyi took a walk by the lake in distress, imagining her first day in the world. But without people and without joy, what’s the point of me being the first to do it? Moreover, there are no more people on the earth. I am the only one left on the earth. Why doesn’t the author add one more person to me? It doesn’t matter if we add a boy, we can have children, or if we add a girl, we can play together. Why am I the only one on the earth at this time? I'm so lonely, i'm so lonely. I held an English word in my hand and said "i'm so lonely". I took out a Japanese word book from my pocket and said "sabi Nishiuchi, sabi" Nisnei, so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. Guo looked at the sky and the silly sun, rushed to the bar called Chongfudo, opened all the wine, and poured it into his stomach. She still said the same thing, I am so lonely.