Ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters.

Jade is like jade in the mouth.

The audience has a heart but no heart.

The answer to the first part: China.

The bottom line answer is: laziness

Lu Su sent his son to ask for directions.

Yangming xiaoqingdong window

The answer to the first part: please point out the maze.

The bottom answer: welcome.

Don't worry about the sunset glow.

When the furnace is off, try your best to tighten the bolts.

The first part of the answer: baldness.

The second part of the puzzle: donkey.

Every household in the martial arts family can play the single-hole flute.

Every family plays a piano with a single string instrument.

The answer to the first part: blow the torch.

The bottom answer: play cotton.

A red sun over the white snake crossing the river

Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.

The first part of the answer: oil lamp.

The bottom answer: scale.

Black is not white, red or yellow, nor is it a domestic animal or a wild animal like foxes, cats and dogs.

There are also words in poetry and Analects of Confucius, and there are also ambiguities in east, west, north and south. Although it is short, it is a wonderful article.

The first part of the answer: guess.

The second part of the puzzle: mystery.

Cryptographic association

Blow Xiangjiang river several times.

A pillow attracts martial arts clouds.

On the hidden "flute"

The next link hides the dream.

One two three four five six seven

Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and sincerity

The upper allied Tibetan "eight" means tortoise.

The bottom line hides "shame", which means shameless.

Horizontal batch: nothing. North and South

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Part I: A piece of clothing is missing.

Bottom line: less than ten (food).

Three thousand Li of snow on one shoulder

Dry eyes at twelve o'clock

The first part of the League has hidden the "sedan chair". The next link hides the cat.

Edit the name of this paragraph.

Han Qinhu-Li Panlong

Zhang ren

Ximen Bao-Nangong cattle

Wen Yiduo-Qian Sanqiang

Shao Lizi Yu Dafu

Zhang Henshui-Dai Ailian

Ye Yuqian-Cheng Shewo

Lu Xun-Xu Chi

Xiaohong Zhao Dan

Sun Walker-Zu Chongzhi

Edit this passage through the ages

1, young girl Janie

2. What do old friends in ancient prose do?

3. The steamed bread is full of food

5, cutting constantly, the reason is still chaos, it is parting.

7. Freezing rain sprinkled on the window, east at two o'clock and west at three o'clock.

8. Shantou eats duck head Shantou thinks duck head is salty.

9, Yu Meiren, gossip girl, meet each other late.

10, Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

1 1, rising, rising, rising frequently and always sunny.

12, the first street of Sanwu in Ming and Qing Dynasties, with prosperous land and water, is famous in all corners of the country.

13, a cup of green tea to quench your thirst.

14, the charcoal is desalted, and the black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

15, moonlight screen window, everyone is clear.

16, in the bell and drum tower, the bells kept ringing all night.

17, from the mountain to the city, from the city to the vicious circle, from the vicious circle to the river, from the river to the sea, went from bad to worse.

18 A lone boat, two businessmen and 3456 sailors pulled up the 782-page canopy and went down to Jiujiang.

19, set up a paddle boat, swing two oars, support three or four tents, take five or six passengers, cross Qilitan, reach Bali Lake, and be ten miles away from Jiujiang.

20. People restrain me and benefit me.

2 1, the landscape of Cenxi is here now.

22, a good woman has been born, the door asked who can match.

23, the first frost first frost, cold feet in children.

24. Xia Dayu, Ni, Du Fu, Liu Xiyu.

25. What's today? More than two nights.

26. Jiang Memorial Service in Jiangting County, Jiangxi Province.

27. Big Liangshan is small and small Liangshan is big. No matter the mountains and hills, they are all beautiful rivers and mountains.

28. Scholars in this world are all nearsighted.

29. The province is called Guizhou Province, the river is called Wujiang River, and the god is called Black God. Why is it close to the south, but it occupies the positive color of the north?

30. In February and August, there are two spring and autumn seasons in the world.

Qilishan pond, three and a half miles from the half soup.

West of Tieweng, there are three treasures of gold, jade and silver mountains.

3 1, who lives in Chang 'an and works as an official in Dong 'an, looks better than Pan An, wins Xie 'an, repairs the country and protects the people, and cultivates morality and protects the people.

Beehive trees bear fruit, and the wind blows maple leaves to cover maple doors.

32. Ice is colder than ice water.

33, lonely cold window is empty

34, August and a half months are more round.

35. Knowing is knowing is knowing.

36, copper basin frozen ice gold inlaid with jade

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38. This wood comes from Chaishan.

1. Lotus (lotus seed) has a bitter heart and pear (liver) has a sour stomach.

2. Living in a pagoda, watching Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), but resenting Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), I find it difficult to travel (Lu Bu).

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe (Xiao He).

6. You get lotus roots from lotus roots, but if you have apricots, you don't need plums or media.

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), and dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

homophonic couplet

Homophonic couplets are as follows:

Using the homonym relationship between language and words, a sentence involves two things or two contents, and expresses the author's meaning in a pun.

I can't stand the breeze everywhere.

When will you take pictures of people next month?

The first part: "Qing" means the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Part II: The Bright Moon misses the Ming Dynasty.

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

Homophonic couplets of apricot and plum

The first part: Lotus "He" and Lotus "Even".

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my direction.

See Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face". [Next Page]

There were homophonic couplets before they were unearthed.

Lingyun is still modest.

Write bamboo poems to express ambition.

Yellow Opinions on Cracks in Millet

Leave Ruth and fly.

Harmonic phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Boat "Week".

Part II: Dance "Dance".

Modest bamboo has curved leaves.

There are no flowers on the proud plum's back.

Chinese character joke:

1: The new magistrate is from Shandong. He said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles."

Inquired that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pig liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

2. At the job fair, I interviewed several applicants, all of whom were eloquent and boastful! Only one girl is modest: "Today, I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the best, I may not be the most modest, I may not be the most …" The examiner's eyes lit up: "All right! It's you! " "By the way, what's your name?" The girl replied: "Wei Bihui!"

Two-part allegorical saying: Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)

Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart

Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

Rooster wears a hat on the plane-an official (crown) is added to the official (crown)

Angry chicks peck ants-just right (for food)

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Hanging thermos-high liquid level (bottle)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Burn out the lamp oil-burn out the heart (core)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Glaciers in April-start (freezing).

Lantern for the blind-the future is boundless (bright)

Four Liang cotton-I can't speak (play)

Blow the horn through the door-the name (sound) is white outside.

Sauté ed bean curd with sauerkraut-Let's take a picture with Pig Bajie first (salt)-Begging the blind to enter the tobacco house-modern. (Touching the lamp) Four ounces of cotton-I can't speak (play) and blow the horn into the door-the name is outside.

● Blind people enter the smoke house-modern. (touching the lamp).

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

* * * Toilet or stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

● Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky)

● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)

● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.

● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy).

● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test).

●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple).

● The freighter goes out to sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

● There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added).

●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-. (rumor)

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra

● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim).

● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.

Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)

Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)

Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)

This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-not a person.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.

A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)

The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)

The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)

Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)

Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?

Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)

Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)

Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)

Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

Monk's home-temple

Monk's skull-can't (send)

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)

Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.

The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.

Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)

Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)

An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)

Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)

Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)

Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.

Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)

Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)

Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)

Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)

Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).

Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)

Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)

Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)

Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)

Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)

There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)

Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)

Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

Homophonic word name pairs:

The clouds are getting longer and longer.

The sea inclines to the north and south.

Broad learning and shallow learning can only provide you with the above.