Class sketch script

Character: Lin (Civilization Supervisor)

Carina Lau (Advanced)

Tony Leung Chiu Wai (Advanced)

Zhang Shang

Location: A corner of the campus

Lin: (singing) Walking along the familiar path on campus, I came under the tree in the morning to supervise-

(Whistling) Welcome the school anniversary, talk about civilization, cultivate a new style, and Lin, the supervisor of civilization, say hello to everyone!

Since I became a civilization supervisor, the campus atmosphere is getting better and better!

The roads are smoother, the queues in the canteens are more orderly, and everyone strives to be a good example of civilization. In my opinion, this civilized campus means that this day can be expected!

Hey, that classmate, behind your back, said you had an accident, so lean in, okay?

(Lin wants to turn away)

(Liu comes on stage with a soda bottle and cans! Go to the center of the stage and throw away the jar. )

After Lin found out, he stepped back and blocked Liu.

Liu: Excuse me, please get out of the way!

Lin is still on his way.

Liu (impatient): A good dog is out of the way!

L: Sorry. First of all, I am not a good dog. Secondly, I'm not a dog!

Liu: What a mangy dog! I've never seen a beautiful woman!

Lin: You, beauty-hahaha! (Laughing wildly), I have never seen such abstract beauty! Looks like a steamed stuffed bun and complains about being followed by a dog.

Liu: Hum, what do you want?

Lin: You ask me what I want to do. Let's see what you have done first. (head turns to the jar on the ground)

Liu (following): What's wrong? ?

Lin: What's this?

Liu: Bottle! Coke bottle!

Lin: No! This is not a bottle, this is a shame!

Liu: What a pity! Throw a bottle casually, and the earth doesn't mind. It's not your turn to lecture me!

Lin: I said this legendary beauty, you, you, you-too superficial! You can throw a bottle, but what if the whole school of management throws more than 3000 like you? More than 20,000 people from Fuzhou University followed suit? What if 65.438+300 million people in China follow suit? Even if 6.5 billion people around the world throw it away, will it be okay?

Liu: How is it possible!

Lin: well, even if it's impossible! It's no problem to throw plastic bottles. What about throwing glass bottles? What about throwing a pile of garbage? What if you throw a bunch of bombs?

Liu: Oh, your imagination is too rich! Why not throw one of you?

Lin: It's okay to throw it, but if you hit someone, even if you can't hit anyone, if you hit a kitten or a puppy, what if you can't hit a kitten or a puppy? Even if I can't hit the flowers and plants, what should I do if I hit the lovely junior year of 08? What to do?

Liu: What should I do?

Lin: It's up to you!

Liu: That's enough.

(Kicking open the jar) Okay, it's over, now it's okay!

Lin: Hehe, the terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. Sorry, you are a first-time offender, but now you are officially upgraded to a recidivist! I formally declare that your behavior has seriously damaged the image of college students' civilized quality. We will punish you according to the code of student civilization of the University of California.

Liu: punish me, demo, new comer! Do you know who I am?

L: That's all right. I don't want to know either!

Liu: Go to Baidu and Google!

Lin: Do you know who I am?

Liu: I don't know. Why should I know you?

Lin: Go to Baidu and Google!

Liu: I can tell you that as a junior, you should respect your predecessors.

Lin: That's right, that's right, so you'd better take a closer look at my punishment regulations!

Liu: It's my home, and the new style of civilization depends on everyone. In order to celebrate the school anniversary, stress civilization and cultivate a new style, the regulations on campus civilization are hereby promulgated as follows. If students litter, they will be fined 10 yuan, including a bag of garbage! If students don't listen to advice and make mistakes again, we will give them a lottery ticket!

Lin: Yes, the third prize will be awarded twice, the second prize will clean the community health for a week, and the first prize will have the opportunity to talk face to face with the school leaders. The chance of winning the prize is 100%.

Liu: If the students' behavior seriously disturbs the campus order, we will directly issue a ticket and go home! Ah ~ ~ This has nothing to do with anything!

Lin: there is no end to the sea of bitterness, and turning back is the shore! Now you either accept it or accept it, there is no choice!

Liu: Don't push me. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

Lin: Oh, what?

Liu: indecent assault! ? Indecent assault! Are you scared?

Lin: I'm afraid-I'm too afraid-

(crying, sitting on the ground): It's cruel to cheat others! My life is really bitter!

Liu: Hey, hey, hey, don't cry, the Great Wall has collapsed! Please, I admit it.

Ok, what's your name?

Liu: Ah!

Lin: Please, I gave it back to Tony Leung Chiu Wai! Please show me your student ID card, ID card or temporary residence permit, if you have a marriage certificate!

Liu shejian

Lin: Oh, her real name. I take that back! Ten dollars!

Liu: Can you give me a discount?

L: Sure, I'll give you a 9.9% discount.

Liu: It's only ten cents cheaper. Doesn't mean you haven't played!

Lin: Yes, if you still scream, it will cost ten yuan!

Liu: Handsome boy, can I go now?

Lin: OK, you can go!

(Liu Yu turns away)

Wait, by the way, pick up that jar and pick up another bag of garbage!

(Step down) What a bird! There are all kinds of wood!

Liu's Tragedy Step Down (Two Springs Reflecting the Moon)

take the curtain off

Location: A bench on campus.

Lin (singing): Come to the campus to supervise at night along the familiar path on campus!

Yeah! (whistling) classmate, classmate, that girl classmate!

That beauty! Wow, so much, I said you! Clothes and fabrics are too economical, so hurry back and change them!

And this handsome guy, don't knock on the stool!

(Go up and have a look)

Ah, drunk! I just met a female ghost, and now here comes an alcoholic! Classmate!

Liang (hugging Lin): Fangfang,,, (singing) Can we not break up! Honey, don't go!

Lin: Ah, what are you doing? You let go, I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving!

Liang: Ah! You are not Fangfang! Tell me why, tell me why! (starts throwing cans)

Lin (picks up the jar and stops): It's my home, and new civilization depends on everyone. Cut, cut, your behavior has seriously damaged the image of civilized college students. Throw it again and I'll punish you!

Liang (instead of throwing beer cans, pick up the beer cans around you and continue to drink)

Lin: Stop drinking! (Grab the beer and drink it yourself) I'll give it to you!

Isn't it lovelorn? Let's go Fangfang, is there Tingting? Tingting is gone, is it still red? Look at you, which girl doesn't want to be barbaric!

Liang: Get drunk and solve a thousand worries! (Singing with wine: Raise your glass, my friend)

Lin: I think it is even more worrying to solve a thousand worries!

Liang: I want to drown my lovelorn pain with wine! (Continue to prepare for drinking)

Lin: Good! I will drown it for you.

Liang: But I learned to swim painfully!

Lin: Hey, man, be hard on yourself. Don't steam steamed bread just for breath!

What's the big deal, bachelor! There is a saying that is good! If you want to mix the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single first! Haven't you heard of it? Go to Google Baidu!

Liang: (singing) Don't hurt me again. I don't need freedom anymore.

Lin: Hey, love is like pulling a string, and the injured party is often the one who won't let go!

Lin Liang Chorus: There is a kind of love called letting go and giving up forever for love.

Lin: The bloody reality tells us that love is risky, so be careful when making friends!

Which dormitory do you live in? Drunk like this, I have to send you back!

Liang: Building 34

Lin: OK, I'll take you back! No, it's the girls' dormitory in building 34!

Liang: I want to live on the top floor. I am waiting for Fangfang, Fangfang.

(Singing) I'll wait here for you to come back and open that peach blossom when you come back!

(Hold up the beam, hold the beam and prepare to leave)

At this time, Liu is looking for garbage, hoping to collect a bag of garbage!

Liu: Since the campus has more civilized supervision, this kind of garbage is really less! It's hard to find some bottles and jars! Hard to find, hard to find ~ ~ Ah, there are some beer cans in front, great!

(I bumped into Lin and Liang)

Liang: And?

Liu: And?

Liang: OK! You don't even contact me when you study here!

Liu: No, I just found out.

Liang: You are more beautiful.

Liu: You have grown taller, too!

Liang: Yes, before we were together, people always said that we were small trees and grass, you were small trees and I was grass!

Later, the tree couldn't stand it and left the grass!

Liu: at that time, I didn't expect that the grass is a towering tree now, but I am still a small tree! I'm really sorry to bring you a blow!

Liang: Oh, it doesn't matter. If you can't beat it, you lose!

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(They continue to nag, and Lin goes to the front desk. )

Lin: Hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, what a coincidence! This world is crazy. The ghost met an alcoholic, and Carina Lau fell in love with Tony Leung Chiu Wai! Talk slowly, and I won't bother! (Lin stepped down)

Liang: Well, I said, when did you become the king of rags?

Liu: Oh, hello, I'm sorry to say that I just threw a bottle and was caught by my junior in Grade 08! After some criticism and self-criticism, I understand that although I only threw a bottle, what I threw was the civilized quality of college students! (smell)

Hey, when did you become an escort?

Liang: Come on, escort! My Fangfang just abandoned me, and now I can only accompany the wine!

Liu: What's the big deal? Don't throw away the whole forest for a leaf! University life is rich and colorful, waiting for you to experience it!

Liang: Hmm!

Liu: Don't be decadent, be strong, don't fall down, cheer up! Even if you are degraded, you can't drink it. Even if you drink it, you can't drink it at school. Even if you drink it at school, you can't throw it around!

Liang: Yes, yes, yes, it's my home, and the new civilization depends on everyone. As a college student, I want to show my proper manners!

Lin: Right? This is what I want to see!

Welcome to the anniversary! Be civilized! Create a new style! * * * Building a harmonious campus requires you, me and him to work together!