Tell a few jokes about hidden knives in laughter.

A man had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, and he happened to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he watched, the more angry he became, and he wanted to humiliate them. So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!"

The boss asked again: "But what if you only want to call a specific child?"

She said : "That's easier, I just need to call him by his last name."

171. He had a car accident and the car hit his head.

He was in a coma for two days , finally woke up.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was beside him.

He held his wife's hand and said sincerely:

"When I was a college student, I often took make-up exams. At that time, you were by my side."

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"When I failed all the interviews, you cut out the recruitment advertisement for me and asked me to apply...

And when I was finally in charge of a very important contract, I But I messed it up because of a small mistake, and you were still by my side."

"Then I found a job again after being unemployed for a while, but I was never promoted, and my efforts were not good. Being recognized,

So my position is the same as when I first joined the company, and you are still by my side..."

My wife listened to his confession, with tears in her eyes.

"Now I am in a car accident. When I wake up and find you are still with me, I have something to tell you..."

She approached the bed and hugged her The husband sobbed with emotion. Then, the husband said:

I think...you are the one who brought me down..."