A little joke about reading.

There are three people in the office, two men and one woman. The older male is 45 years old, the younger male is 2 1 year old and the female is 30 years old.

There is no competition between the three people, so they have a harmonious relationship and get along well.

One day, this woman got a promotion and moved out of this office. At the celebration dinner, after the big man toasted, he asked the woman, "Why did you abandon your husband and children?" "Abandoning one's husband and children" caused the whole table to burst into laughter.

Another day, the little boy also got a raise. At the celebration party, the husband of the lady who left first asked the big boy sourly, "I heard that Mr. Wang made a very amazing speech at the last party." What is there to say this time? "

The big man was stunned and said, "What is there to say? I have struggled for half my life, and now my wife is separated! "

Biological harmony award

There used to be a classic place name in Chongqing called Renhe, which means' favorable weather, favorable location and harmonious people'.

There's a unit over there with invincible signs.

"Human and lean pig farms"

Best reading award

Go to the back door of China Normal University for a barbecue.

There is an advertisement in front of the barbecue stall with three lines of Chinese characters on it:

roast

Beef Kebabs

chicken thighs

Heart pendant

Next to it, a NB MM read aloud: Roasted bullwhip.

One day, I was watching VCD when my mother came in with a book.

Mom: "What does this mean?" I don't know. Mean? '

I said,' I don't know.'

Mom:' I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything? ! '

I said,' No! Just "I don't know!"

Mom: "Still mouth shut!"

Then my mother slapped me.

People often say:' learning is a painful process.'

But I don't understand why I always get hurt.

My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is growing, and my pain is getting deeper and deeper.

Today, she asked me again

My son! Mom:

What do you mean, "I'm announcing, don't drag me." Mean? '

I said,' I'm bored. "Leave me alone,"

Mom:' I need to be beaten! Talk to your mother like this.

So I got slapped again.

Mom learns English-Continued 2

Mom asked again,' What do you mean,' I didn't hear anything, but I got something'? '

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Mother said again, "I didn't hear anything, harvesting."

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Me:' oh ~ it hurts!'

Mom learns English-Continued 3

Mom asked again, "What do you think?" What does this mean? '

I said,' What did you say?'

Mom threatened to hit me,' Forget it! Ask another question. Mom:

What is "looking up the dictionary" mean? '

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

Mom:' Tell me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you? ! '

This time, I was slapped twice.

Mom learns English-Continued 4

My mother asked again, "You'd better ask someone else."

I said,' You'd better ask someone else.'

Mom:' You are my son, why should I ask others? You're itching again.

I said,' Ah! "God help me!"

Mom:' Dare to fool your mother? God can't save you!

Mom slapped me again.

Mom learns English-Continued 5

Let me ask you one more time. Mom:

Think with your head, what's the use. What do you mean? '

I said,' Use your head and think again.'

Mom:' Go to hell, how dare you fool me? ! Then we must do it again.

I quickly said,' it means that only mothers are good in the world.'

Well, that's more like it! Mom:' I'll make a delicious inkstone later, and I'll treat you next time. '

I finally breathed a sigh of relief ...

One day, Xiao Ming didn't attend class, and the teacher asked him, what is one plus one? Xiao Ming doesn't know, so the teacher asked him to ask his mother. Xiao Ming went home and asked his mother, who said, why are you so upset? Xiao Ming asked his father who was watching the ball and said, hurry up. Xiao Ming asked his brother, who is a bookworm, and said, no one knows my name. Xiao Ming asked his sister who was sweeping the floor and said, garbage. The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Why are you so upset?" The teacher said, "I will take you to see the headmaster." Xiao Ming said, "Hurry up." The headmaster asked him, "What's your name?" Xiaoming said, "Nobody knows my name." The headmaster said, "What do you think I am?" Xiao Ming said, "garbage."