Zhang Xiaohe's classic quotations

1, hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

The alarm clock doesn't go off, the road is blocked, the elevator can't get in, and when the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal. (Zhang Xiaohe)

3. salary increase guide. (Zhang Xiaohe)

This is a weekend without overtime, so waste your life doing nothing. (Zhang Xiaohe)

Mara was stabbed to death, but I died of overwork. (Zhang Xiaohe)

6. The worms that work overtime are eaten by birds every day. (Zhang Xiaohe)

7. Don't mess with women. (Zhang Xiaohe)

8. Whether people are happy or not depends on whether the network is abnormal. (Zhang Xiaohe was very happy when MSN couldn't log in)

9. If George W. Bush didn't force me to work overtime, would you see me standing here every day? (Zhang Xiaohe dressed up as the Statue of Liberty)

10, warning you, we wage earners are not easy to bully! (Zhang Xiaohe)

1 1. All capitalists are paper tigers. (Jingyanggang, Zhang Xiaohe)

12, if we are superman, we will knock down the boss and find another job. (Zhang Xiaohe)

13, if the company changes to BI, we can do anything! (all)

14. If employees and bosses unite, they will be as magical as Hulu brothers. (Zhang Xiaohe)

15, no money to suffer. Will it be more painful to do VC in order to make money? (Zhang Xiaohe)

16, kissed three times, and got a deeper understanding of men. (Lily Box talks about how to spend the Spring Festival)

17, I just want to make a candy. (March 8 Women's Day in Lily Box)

18, Lily Box's view on men: When I was young, Lily Box thought Pan Jinlian was a bad woman and Ximen Qing was a bad person. When I grow up, Lily Box thinks that Pan Jinlian is not necessarily a bad woman, but Ximen Qing is still a bad person. Lily Box sums up three kinds of men: either Ximen Qing, Song Wu or Wu Dalang. Lily Box hasn't decided who to marry yet. ...

19, Lily Box wants to find a romantic man as a boyfriend and a down-to-earth man to live with.

In fact, in Lily's box, I am embarrassed to say that she wants to marry a rich man. ...

2 1. Behind every beautiful woman, there is an injured man. (Jingyanggang of Lily Box)

The classic quotations of Zhang Xiaohe, a popular online celebrity.

1, money is a good thing, save some flowers ... (VC said)

2, spend more money and earn less money, work overtime and get less salary. It is really shameful to see Jiangdong beauty. (Huang Agou said)

3. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

Mona Lisa's smile is charming, but Gao Xiao of VC is deceptive.

5, the money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

6. Hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

7. People can't control themselves when they catch a cold.

8. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

9. Turn grief into food! (It says on the lily box)

10, when I came to the end of my life, I found it a blessing that I was left behind by others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

1 1, life is that it doesn't rain when you take an umbrella, but when it does rain, the umbrella has been lost. ...

12, if you don't get a raise, I will go on strike with the fax machine! (The copier says)

13, pay rise to guide the people!

14. When the world is abnormal, the punching machine is always normal.

15, Mara was stabbed to death, and I also died of overwork.

16. If you don't want to go to work, be a cynic.

17, wasting life and doing nothing ...

18 All capitalists are paper tigers.

19, work harder and you won't have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

20. The company is almost a nightclub, and there is always a meeting in the evening. (Huang Agou said)

2 1, fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

22. World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

23. Sailing in the sea depends on the boss, everything grows on beautiful girls, and the revolution depends on employees sweating with their eyes wide open. ...

24. Why is the world flat? Because the earth is square. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

25. The office building is a box, so is the office, and so is the home. Cars, elevators, documents, desks, chairs and books are all boxes, and a box is covered with a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

26. There is a gap in love. There is no gap but friendship.

27. The shift on the last day hit a clock. ...

28. Dayu was made.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

30. Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

3 1, beggars also have a holiday.

32. Who knows that every box of Chinese food is hard?

33. If we can't finish writing documents, our youth will be consumed.

34. Who is the cutest person? Boss!

35, take a long breath and wipe your nose, lamenting the difficulties of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

36. The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application books are sinking into the sea.

37. To hell with the year-end report! ! !

Zhangxiaohe

1, hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

The alarm clock doesn't go off, the road is blocked, the elevator can't get in, and when the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal. (Zhang Xiaohe)

3. salary increase guide. (Zhang Xiaohe)

This is a weekend without overtime, so waste your life doing nothing. (Zhang Xiaohe)

Mara was stabbed to death, but I died of overwork. (Zhang Xiaohe)

6. The worms that work overtime are eaten by birds every day. (Zhang Xiaohe)

7. Don't mess with women. (Zhang Xiaohe)

8. Whether people are happy or not depends on whether the network is abnormal. (Zhang Xiaohe was very happy when MSN couldn't log in)

9. If George W. Bush didn't force me to work overtime, would you see me standing here every day? (Zhang Xiaohe dressed up as the Statue of Liberty)

10, warning you, we wage earners are not easy to bully! (Zhang Xiaohe)

1 1. All capitalists are paper tigers. (Jingyanggang, Zhang Xiaohe)

12, if we are superman, we will knock down the boss and find another job. (Zhang Xiaohe)

13, if the company changes to BI, we can do anything! (all)

14. If employees and bosses unite, they will be as magical as Hulu brothers. (Zhang Xiaohe)

15, no money to suffer. Will it be more painful to do VC in order to make money? (Zhang Xiaohe)

16, kissed three times, and got a deeper understanding of men. (Lily Box talks about how to spend the Spring Festival)

17, I just want to make a candy. (March 8 Women's Day in Lily Box)

18, Lily Box's view on men: When I was young, Lily Box thought Pan Jinlian was a bad woman and Ximen Qing was a bad person. When I grow up, Lily Box thinks that Pan Jinlian is not necessarily a bad woman, but Ximen Qing is still a bad person. Lily Box sums up three kinds of men: either Ximen Qing, Song Wu or Wu Dalang. Lily Box hasn't decided who to marry yet. ...

19, Lily Box wants to find a romantic man as a boyfriend and a down-to-earth man to live with.

In fact, in Lily's box, I am embarrassed to say that she wants to marry a rich man. ...

2 1. Behind every beautiful woman, there is an injured man. (Jingyanggang of Lily Box)

Quotations from Zhang Xiaohe, a classic online celebrity.

People can't control themselves when they catch a cold.

Why don't you take me with you when the earth goes around?

Turn grief into appetite! (It says on the lily box)

Go to the end of life, only to find that it is blessed to lag behind others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

Life is that it won't rain if you take an umbrella. When it rained, the umbrella had been lost. ...

If you don't get a raise, I'll join the fax machine strike! (The copier says)

(early selection)

Pay raise guides the people!

When the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal.

Mara was stabbed to death, and I died of overwork.

Money is a good thing, save some flowers ... (VC says)

If you don't want to go to work, be a cynic.

Waste your life doing nothing. ...

All capitalists are paper tigers.

Work harder and you won't have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

The company is almost a nightclub, and there is always a meeting at night. (Huang Agou said)

Spend more, earn less, and work overtime for less. It's a pity to see Jiangdong beauty. (Huang Agou said)

Fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

Sailing in the sea depends on the boss, everything grows on the beautiful girl, and the revolution depends on the employees sweating with their eyes wide open. ...

Why is the world flat? Because the earth is square. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

Office building is a box, office is a box, and home is a box. Cars, elevators, documents, desks and chairs, books and so on are all boxes, and a box is covered with a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

Hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

There is a gap to love, and there is no gap to friendship.

The shift on the last day hit a clock. ...

: Big Brother is coming out.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

Beggars also have holidays.

Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

Who knows that every box of Chinese food is hard?

If we can't finish writing the documents, our youth will be consumed.

Who is the cutest person? Boss!

Take a long breath to wipe your nose and lament the difficulties of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

Mona Lisa's smile is charming, but Gao Xiao of VC is deceptive.

The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application is sinking into the sea.

The money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

To hell with the year-end report! ! !