A skit about recruiting new students to the student union

Attached skit: (Recruitment)

Scene: A is sitting in front of a table playing with the "Manager". There is a sign on the table: Talent Recruitment Office.

A: My name is diligence. I have struggled for 20 years and finally realized my ideal. Now I am the chairman of Xinghua Co., Ltd. (Under the stands) You ask what I have in my hand? This is the manager! (Holds up) I rely on it to run the company. Nowadays, knowledge is updated too fast. Some employees do not pay attention to learning and cannot keep up with the team. Therefore, people in our company are laid off every day and a group of new people have to be recruited every day.

B: My name is lazy. 20 years ago, like you, I was a sixth-grade primary school student, but I just wanted to play all day long, didn’t study hard, didn’t listen carefully in class, and didn’t do my homework. Fighting is my specialty and I spend all day in the game room. In the end, I didn’t even graduate from junior high school. Went home to farm. But last year I was laid off as a farmer. To farm, you need to study at an agricultural university and you must pass the exam before you can farm. In this way, I worked as a cleaner, a porter, and rode a tricycle, but in the end I was replaced by modern smart tools. These days, I'm looking for a job everywhere, but no one wants me. I have no knowledge and I'm running into obstacles everywhere. (Sigh) I really regret it. If I had been there (Sigh)... I heard that my old classmate Qinli was short of manpower, so I went to take a look today. (Knock on the door)

A: Please come in. (Take a look and continue to press the manager)

B: (Smile) You are the diligent chairman, I am your old classmate. (Push the door and stand)

A: (Stunned) You are... (stand up)

B: I am lazy, we were at the same table 20 years ago! Why are you disowning your old classmates now? (Step forward)

A: Oh, you are lazy! (Going forward, holding the handle) Please sit down, please sit down. (Sitting together)

B: I heard that your company is now found all over the world. Your company has entered the top three in the world, with fixed assets of 800 billion yuan.

A: Not worth mentioning. How did you become like this now? (pause) You are here this time...

B: (sigh) It’s hard to explain in words! I have been working for 30 days and have been to 500 units. They all say that I am uneducated and do not need me. Aren't you here now? Old classmate, you must help me. (A is deep in thought) (Gets up) No matter how dirty or tiring the work is, I can do it.

A: It’s not a dirty job. Can you use this? (Send the manager over)

B: (Take it) (Excited) Game console! 20 years ago I loved playing. (expression changes sharply) Now I hate it. (Grinding teeth) (Lifting it up to throw it down)

A: (Getting up and trying to stop him, exclaiming) You can’t throw it down! It's a manager! It was invented by you and my classmates through hard work, and now I rely on it to manage the company.

B: (surprised) Work hard! (Turns around) Talking to himself: It’s all taught by the same teacher! (Sentiment)

A: (click) This is my branch in the United States. Do you know how to use this machine? (Finger)

B: No.

A: This is the simplest.

B: Never seen it. (Turns around) It looks like I'm going to starve to death. (Dejected)

A: (Sit down and write a check with a pen), you are lazy, you are lazy. When we were at the same table, I took the initiative to help you and enlighten you, but you just didn't listen and even hit me. You are too lazy to study, and your laziness has tricked yourself (emphasis on words). (hands check) This is a check for 200,000 yuan.

B: (turns to A) I don’t want money, the money will run out one day, I want to work!

A: I’m buying your name.

B: What did you say? (Doubtful)

A: Buy your name! (Raises volume) (Stands up)

B: Then don’t I have no name or surname?

A: Give me a new name and call it studious. How about it?

B: (Receives the check) (Turns around and says to himself: I want to be a new person, not lazy) (Turns to A) This is a good name, I like it. (With a smile on his face) From now on, I will be as studious as my current name.

(Energetic)

A: (Send another check) This is 1 million yuan. Use it for tuition to study at Boxue. It must be used up within one year, and you can apply for a job in our company after one year.

B: (holds A’s hand tightly) Old classmate, thank you! Thanks! I will definitely cherish this opportunity. (Sincere attitude, excited)

A and B: Classmates, I hope you bid farewell to laziness and make friends with hard work, diligence and studiousness. No matter how difficult you encounter, hard work, diligence and studiousness will give you strength. , you will definitely be able to realize your beautiful ideals! (getting higher)