Humorous recruitment language of marketing managers

For example, property consultant: I don't need your beauty, but I need you to be polite and look mainstream. I don't need your glib tongue. I just need you to express the key points sharply and touch people kindly. Of course, if you have the tongue of this mountain, we welcome you with a smile! You may not know about real estate, but it doesn't matter. As long as you are sure to study, you will have enough space to play your legend here.

Maybe at first, your salary doesn't match your imagination, but as long as you work hard and believe me, one day, the balance in your card will make you wake up with a smile in your dream! As for age, I don't mind if you are over 30, because you know how to cherish life at 30, but you'd better not be over 35, because the complexity of life after 35 will involve a lot of working hours, which we don't want to accept.