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My colleague is a teacher

(1) Our poet

My desk sits next to the poet.

The poet is the cousin of my old classmate, and I was the teacher of the poet’s son. In addition, we both have a habit of writing and writing, so we have a good relationship.

Calling him a poet is a bit of a joke, but he is really writing poetry tirelessly, so he is worthy of his name. He was not disgusted by this title.

1. The poet buys books

The poet’s mantra is: People without addictions cannot be friends.

His biggest hobby is buying books. He does online shopping two or three times a month. After selecting books, he always pays attention to the discount information of major book selling platforms, and then places an order. Two or three editions of the book he likes will be selected, so his book collection is the largest in the school. It fills four bookshelves in the study room, four large bookshelves in the living room, and some are piled up.

Textbooks and other materials are not considered books in his eyes.

Some colleagues questioned him about buying so many books but not reading them. He retorted: It’s easy for lesbians to buy clothes. Do they wear them after buying them? Not quite! This book of mine is a legacy left to future generations. Some editions are out of print, but their value will increase in time!

The poet's books are rarely borrowed. Once I took two of his books, and my son happened to come back and took one away. I was afraid that the poet would nag him when he remembered it, so I told him: Teacher Xue, I lost one of your books. You can buy another one the next time you buy a book, and I will pay for it! Transfer the book payment to him via WeChat, which makes you feel more at ease!

He said: I can’t lend the book out because I’m afraid of losing it! I was ashamed and didn’t explain much.

2. The poet buys lottery tickets

As long as I have known the poet, he has insisted on buying lottery tickets for at least ten or twenty years. His stack of lottery tickets was packed in a small wallet and neatly arranged in order. It’s similar to the cards I accumulated from reading notes in the early years.

I said: I haven’t seen you win a big prize after buying it for so many years.

He took the trouble to tell this story: A man knelt before God and begged, let me win a prize! God said: You should buy it!

So he kept buying and buying. It is equivalent to practicing one sentence: People, you should help yourself!

3. The poet's poetry writing and his awareness of copyright:

A few days ago, the poet's son sent him a printer and said he wanted to sort out his works. His first favorite is writing poetry, and his second favorite is fables.

I once secretly asked a classmate of the poet: Teacher Wang, can you understand Teacher Xue’s poems?

Teacher Wang replied: He can’t read his poems himself!

I have to ask on behalf of everyone: Teacher Xue, everyone says they don’t understand your poem. Can you explain it?

He said: My poems mainly focus on imagery, language and rhythm, and I learn the writing techniques of the world's great poets. It's normal if you can't read it. The ones you respect are called "difficulty-free writing"!

I am not happy: but everyone can understand the poems of world-famous poets! Is it possible that the main task of writing poetry is to make people unable to understand it?

He said: There are only a few people who can understand it, but most people can’t!

I don’t know how to refute. Then he asked: How about taking out part of your work for everyone to discuss and comment on?

He said: Plagiarism is serious now and cannot be taken out easily! You see, many of the works published in poetry magazines are all pieced together haphazardly, and I can’t take them out.

A picture appeared in my mind: a poet looking at his works is like holding his own fat baby. Even if he can't hold it, he can't bear to let go.

He posted the following poem on Moments, and with the poet’s permission, recorded it for the benefit of friends:

Spring to Tongshan Lake

Time

Start from the most hidden place

And the flowers in the mountains

are always when the oriole touches the clouds on the top of the Copper Mountain

Open quietly

The passion of butterflies

Flying in the fragrant fragrance

The spring water is gurgling, the forest ranger

Insert it casually Willow branches

Fairy-tale-like

Grown on the lakeshore

Red fox flashed

Red Slope Wind

Like The sails unfolded in the wind

Moving the clouds

The clear bells

Falling from the sky

The seeds that broke the shell

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The rays of light

They long to tremble

Long for the power of spring

Inula spins

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Sheltering the earth

Gentle laughter

The sharp beak of the egret

Pecking through the black laziness from ancient times

Owls squatting in tree holes

Let their love ferment

Stars on their backs

Greed new stars

Road and soil together

Mist and light merge

The eager call of turtle doves

Creating purple in the poplar treetops

River

The layout of the honeycomb

Let the sky

face the mystery

The drunken god stepped onto the island in the middle of the lake

The boulder was ignited by the sun and crackled

The first chapter of the story begins

The horse stepped on the sky and the wine glass poured over

The fragrance filled the leopard's Canyon

The initial story

Pure all the world

The dream escaping from the ivy

The sound of the rain after the rain Wind chimes

Take off your nightgown and let the fir trees dance

Lake, lake - the mirror of spring

Princess or prince

Step forward

Ah! Naked Dream

Into the gentle Tongshan Lake

Ah! Green trees and kingfishers

Ah! Blue Mirror and Rainbow

Time

Starts from the most hidden place

And flowers

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Illuminate your eyes

4. The poet's back garden

The poet used to like to climb Copper Mountain, going almost every week. Treat Tongshan as his "back garden". The "Spring Arrives at Tongshan Lake" attached above is the poet's travel work.

Before he had a car, he would take the bus. Now that you have a car, drive it. Although Tongshan is not high, the steps are too steep. Once we climbed up from the north slope, our knees would hurt for several days. The southern slope is gentler, but the walk takes longer. Each has pros and cons!

Poets like to take the north slope. We believe that the poet's love for climbing mountains is not just for the beauty of the mountains, but also for the fact that there is a "liangfenxishi" halfway up the mountain. "Liang Fen Xi Shi" is in her early thirties, with tender skin and tender meat, and a soft-spoken voice. No matter whether it is winter or summer, she sets up a stall selling mixed jelly or fried jelly in a tin house on the mountainside. She said she made authentic pea jelly. The jelly is white and delicate, and like her person, there is no roughness in the countryside.

Everyone joked: Teacher Xue, are you fascinated by "Xi Tzu"? Every time I go to Tongshan, I have to eat a bowl of jelly and buy local specialties such as cotton dates and local sauce...

He said disdainfully: She can't compare to your sister-in-law!

Mr. One time, Teacher Xue gave a teaching and research course and chose the lesson "Lin Daiyu Enters Jia's Mansion". My sister-in-law brought her best friends to listen to the lecture and help out. Teacher Xue gave full play to his performance and uttered lotus flowers. It was an unprecedented event!

Even though my sister-in-law has been unemployed, Teacher Xue still regards her as a treasure, holding it in the palm of my hand for fear of falling off, and holding it in my mouth for fear of melting. She is a perfect couple of gods!

My sister-in-law doesn’t know how to cook, so she waits for Teacher Xue to come home and cook before eating. We all jokingly call my sister-in-law “the one who eats ready-made meals at home.” Everyone went on a trip together, and the poet was reluctant to let his sister-in-law take even a plastic bag.

My sister-in-law said delicately: Why are you so nice to me? The poet replied: This is the blessing you gained in your previous life!

One year, my sister-in-law went to work in the provincial capital. During the National Day holiday, the poet went to see her, carrying a box of ripe pesto, and did not let go of her along the way.

The secret I discovered is that the poet enjoys his sister-in-law’s adoring eyes and downright tenderness! He said that his sister-in-law had never quarreled with him over any major or minor issues.

5. The poet's distress

The poet's son has graduated from Hainan University five years ago. One day he called me specifically and asked: Have you met your son’s girlfriend? Me: I’ve seen it!

What should I do if I don’t let you see me after we’ve been dating for five or six years?

I asked: Why?

For no reason, the two children said they would not let their parents interfere! But after talking about it for so many years, there has to be an explanation!

I also expressed my incomprehension: As a parent, be proactive! Don't let the girl's parents be dissatisfied when the time comes and say, "Aren't your children sensible and so are your adults?"

He said, OK, hurry up.

The next day, I asked about the progress of the matter, and the poet said helplessly: Still not allowed to see him! I joked: You poet, this time you are going to play a trick of seeing the beginning but not the end!

(2) Da Zhuge and Xiao Zhuge

For a while, it was popular among the male teachers in the group to jokingly call each other multiple surnames, such as X Deying, which was replaced by Yelu Deying; X Yan De, was named Yuchi Yande; X Xiangbin, was called Sima Xiangbin; X Yongxin, was renamed Zhuge Yongxin;

For the convenience of referring to the two Zhuges, the big Zhuge and the little Zhuge, colleagues simply call them "Big Zhuge" and "Little Zhuge".

Da Zhuge has rich life experience. He taught in a farming school, worked as a scorekeeper for a production team, and later became a private teacher. What is very inspiring is that after he had a child, he went to Kaifeng Normal University to study. After graduation, he went to the highest university in our county, which can be regarded as reaching the pinnacle of his life.

He likes to talk about anecdotes about the country, and he comes with slang and colloquialisms. In those years, when he started talking about allusions, the younger ones among us would say: Hurry up, move a small bench and prepare notebooks! Just like today’s little fan of the younger brother and younger sister!

When he was talking about "Mo Shang Sang", he talked about the side description technique and said there was nothing unusual about it. Ordinary people are best at this. How about writing about a beautiful woman in the countryside? "That trumpet, that trumpet face, that trumpeter's little feet, that trumpeter, rolling the dough, don't drink it, don't drink it for two or three bowls!" Read it in dialect, it's full of flavor!

When country people describe a person’s pockmarked face, of course they don’t refer to it directly, but they say, “Raindrops hit the mud puddles, and lengzi (small hailstones) hit the snow nests.” The image is exaggerated!

It is said that rural women are hard-working and capable, and are good at coordinating methods: one person "beats the gong with his feet, rolls the noodles with his hands, poundes garlic with his elbows, and looks at the chicken eggs." How vivid!

He said not to believe in empty promises, only when money is in your own hands can you be sure of it. "The gold in the mountains is not as good as the rotten copper in the hand." This sentence made me deeply moved.

He criticized us for having no ambition and being trapped in the small circle of school. Why life is bleak is because we lacked guidance from experts when we were young. "If a person wants to live a life 100 years from now, go to New York; if he wants to live a life 50 years from now, go to Beijing; if he wants to live a life 20 years from now, go to a provincial capital."

When he was elegant, he transformed into an old master. Criticize some leaders who have acted recklessly, saying, "If you celebrate your father's death, the disaster will not end", and then comfort everyone, the people's support is important, people are doing what they do, God is watching, haven't you heard that "if you don't curse yourself, you will die"?

The people in the era when Da Zhuge was born were simple. His mother saw that her sister-in-law was childless, so she adopted him to her sister-in-law's family, thinking of having another child, but she didn't know that the two families only had one son. .

His fathers passed away one after another, and his two mothers were old, so he took them in to take care of them. For a while, his family had four children, two elderly people, and the couple living in a small house. The three rooms and one living room were as lively as a theater troupe.

General Zhuge raised 4 children, but only three of them were biological children. Why? Once, my wife went to her sister's house for a visit with her newly-born second daughter. The two sisters discussed and exchanged the children of the two families. The sister's family wanted a daughter, but Mrs. Zhuge wanted a son!

But many years later, her daughter wanted to go back to the city to go to school, and her grown son didn’t want to go back to her hometown, so she now has two sons and two daughters.

Now the old master’s four children are living in Zhengzhou, and the second daughter is married to a seaman. The strange thing is that the seaman disappeared on the ship one night, and there has been no news yet. He and his wife went to Zhengzhou to be with their daughter, and they rarely saw him in these years.

Da Zhuge is a model of good conduct in everyone's mind, but one thing was criticized by his colleagues: two of his mothers passed away, and all four of his children went back to the workplace to hold banquets after their weddings, but after the banquet, they became old to him. I have very little contact with my colleagues, and I can’t get through the phone if anything happens.

The most important characteristic of Xiao Zhuge is that he is young, shrewd, and good at discovering business opportunities. He was once very proud and often laughed at everyone for their lack of vision. But later, the business grew bigger and bigger, the stall became bigger, and the debts owed increased. Eventually, he became insolvent, his house was auctioned, and he moved to another country.

Those colleagues who guaranteed his loan are still repaying the bank loan for him.

(3) Brother Gang

Of course Brother Gang is not named Gang, nor is he named Gang.

Calling him Brother Gang is related to the allusion of Iron Rooster. According to folklore, there is a stingy old rich man who was very angry when his family promised others "a treat in the next life." He felt that he had already suffered a loss in the promise of life.

Compared with the old rich man, Brother Gang was even worse, so everyone upgraded him to a higher level, calling him not "Brother Iron" but "Brother Gang".

For example, colleagues often shout among themselves: "When are you going to treat me to a guest? I won't treat you to a guest, I have to treat you to a guest!" These words are inherently false and true, true and false, so don't take them too seriously. But Brother Gang never dared to say "I'm treating you".

On Teacher’s Day last year, everyone had a great time handing out and grabbing red envelopes in the group! Brother Gang has been "lucky" several times. Everyone started shouting, "It's time for Brother Gang to give out one. Brother Gang is so lucky! He's so lucky!"

Brother Gang was forced to give out a red envelope. The first few people to grab it saw: 0.01 yuan ! It turned out that 100 packages were distributed for one dollar! Everyone said that Brother Gang is not amazing yet. He should send out 200 packages for one dollar. How does your system handle it?

The big boss in the group spoke: Brother Gang, don’t give yourself another ironclad proof of your stinginess! Give you a chance to reissue one!

Brother Gang is even better this time! There were twenty-six members in the group, and he distributed forty packages for four yuan. Even if everyone grabbed them, the remaining fourteen would automatically return to the mobile wallet after 24 hours. Several colleagues said, "No." Robbed."

He was promoted to an intermediate professional title the year before last, and everyone helped fill out the forms and organize the information. Afterwards he said he wanted to treat him. What is the specific situation? As soon as Brother Gang left school, he called his classmates and friends to tell them that he was free today and asked them what they were doing.

As a result, the "treat" that Brother Gang talked about was actually done by his classmates or friends.

The word "ostentation" is used very frequently in Brother Gang's adjectives. To describe something that is done to his satisfaction, you can use "ostentation"; to describe a person who has a good and impeccable image, use "ostentation"; to describe a beautiful and pleasing scenery, use "ostentation". "Pomp" is the "universal wheel" on Brother Gang's suitcase, which can reach everything and reach everything.

Brother Gang is very good at teaching. He does not win people by being knowledgeable, nor does he attract students' attention by talking about lotus flowers. In class every day, I read the hot news to students on my mobile phone, and I also like to ask questions. Every student is very nervous before class, and is well prepared to memorize, write, and answer tricky questions, so the students’ grades are not bad.

There is one thing that everyone finds unbearable. When Brother Gang encounters a certain problem, he first asks colleague A for advice, and A tells his heart. Later he goes to ask colleague B, who also talks frankly; The bags are taught to each other. But Brother Gang is still not satisfied. After everyone else got off work, Brother Gang went to look through the lesson plans in other people's drawers.

At first, everyone didn’t care, but the things that were put in the desk pockets were in disarray the next day. As time went by, some people knew that it was Brother Gang who put things in his colleagues’ drawers after everyone else had left the office. Open it and see what is written in other people's lesson plans.

This is quite off-putting.

You express your dissatisfaction to Brother Gang, but Brother Gang’s biggest advantage is that he doesn’t get angry easily.

People often say: "God has the virtue of good life." I believe that all kinds of people in society and in the workplace will give you a survival skill.

(4) Sister Shao and her Labrador

Sister Shao had already retired and postponed it for five years. She is almost 60 years old and walks briskly. , everyone said they were going for a walk together, but no one could keep up with her. She had been the class teacher in the past few years, and she could definitely be regarded as a "woman like the wind."

Sister Shao is very articulate. One year, I fought for benefits with the supervisor and said that our class reimbursement had not increased in many years, which really affected everyone's enthusiasm for work.

The leader spoke in an official tone and said with a smile: "We have paid a lot, several hundred yuan, enough to buy a large cart of radish and cabbage. If you want to improve your life, buying more tofu is enough." Sister Shao replied to him: "Well, it depends on what you buy for a few hundred yuan. You can buy enough rat poison for the whole county."

The leader fled.

There is a colleague who attaches great importance to science and neglects literature. He often criticizes our subject and preaches to students that "learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world." Sister Shao criticized him: "If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, if you don't learn Chinese well, you will be a poor person. When you look at which unit recruits people, and they ask them to sit down and answer a few questions, don't they always read their resume first, and then introduce themselves after the interview?" < /p>

Sister Shao’s brain memory level is high. If my brain memory is equivalent to 32G, Sister Shao’s is at least 256G. How many years ago, I can recall it as clear and complete as it is now. Especially when it comes to the interesting things about my precious son, it is like a surging river that never stops flowing. For example, when my son couldn't pronounce words clearly when he was a child, and when he was hungry, he said he wanted to drink "pee water", what he really meant was that he wanted to drink "milk powder".

Sister Shao’s son worked in the capital after graduating from college and raised a black Labrador. Because I spend all my time with my Labrador after get off work, it seriously affects my relationship. The reason is: "It's better to play with a dog than to have a girlfriend. The dog is not easy to get angry! My brothers are in their mid-thirties and haven't gotten married yet, so what am I worried about?" "Are you in a hurry?"

But Sister Shao was in a hurry and had to transport the Labrador all the way back from the capital. This Labrador has a diploma and spent more than 10,000 yuan on three months of professional training. It follows fixed time points for defecation and defecation, and can understand commands given in Mandarin. We all joked, does your family, a famous lady from the capital, feel down and out?

Sister Shao said firmly: "No! How can the capital be as vast as ours? As soon as my son goes to work, he locks him in a cage on the balcony. The cage is only the size of a TV box."

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The poet said: "If your Bei Le could write poetry, wouldn't he lament that 'living near the basin of the river is low and humid, and yellow reeds and bitter bamboos grow around the house'?"

Shao My sister said: It doesn’t have the sourness of the poet!

Labrador is indeed enjoying the blessings of the countryside. Here he has an exclusive room, exclusive dog food, exclusive bathtub, and hairdryer. He also has to get new toys every once in a while, and only has one dog leash. Four or five hundred yuan.

This Labrador is very picky and eats fruit salad in addition to dog food every day. Ordinary apples are not something that a dog would appreciate at all. Sister Shao often buys high-end fruits specially for him and adds bananas and carrots to his salad. They also steam cornmeal buns specially for it.

Once the dog’s leg was injured, and she was afraid of tiring the dog when she went out for a walk. Sister Shao soon bought an electric tricycle specifically to take the dog for walks.

I saw Sister Shao dragging her Labrador out at the gate the day before yesterday. How could this dog still have the demeanor of a dog? The fur was shiny, as if it had been polished, and the belly was so big that it was about to be dragged to the ground. A dog with such a fat head and big ears, is it a happy thing for a dog to be born? Just like a tiger, if it becomes fat and becomes a pig, can it still be regarded as a tiger?

My colleague Sister Wu also has a Labrador named Duoduo, who only eats scraps of soup and cold food. When she was on duty in the school cafeteria, Sister Wu took a bag of the students' leftovers home and put it in the refrigerator. She heated a bowl for him every meal, and Labrador ate happily.

Sister Wu’s Labrador is a female dog, and Sister Shao’s is a male dog. As soon as the two dogs met, Beile sniffed back and forth, ran back and forth, and circled around, while Duoduo ignored it.

How come a dog’s life is not like life?

Attachment: Labrador?

Carnivorous canids

Labrador, also known as retriever, is a medium to large dog It is a dog breed that is very suitable for being selected as guide dogs or subway police dogs, search and rescue dogs and other working dogs that often visit public places. It is named after its origin in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. . Along with Siberian Husky and Golden Retriever, it ranks among the three most non-aggressive dogs. Labrador's IQ ranks sixth among dogs in the world. Personality is loyal, generous, honest, gentle, sunny, cheerful, lively, extremely intelligent, and very friendly to people. Labrador retrievers come in four colors: black, yellow, chocolate, and off-white. The most common are black and yellow. Labrador is the most registered breed in the American Kennel Club. It is especially friendly to children and slightly clingy to dog owners.

(5) Brother Xiaosha

The previous short article "Brother Gang" was a bit exciting to my friends. It is really rare to say that such a weird person is rare. Today I will make up for my past mistakes and show you a happy and handsome brother.

When Brother Xiaosha was young, his trees were in the wind. Our hometown praises people for their good appearance. There is a saying called "bright nose and big eyes". This sentence captures the core parts of a person's appearance: a straight nose, a high and protruding nose, and large eyes with double eyelids. The whole person is energetic and neat.

However, in the past two years, she has deteriorated a bit. Her head is bald and her teeth are chipped, her belly is tilted forward, and her charming style has faded away, and she doesn’t know where she is.

Brother Xiaosa is cool in his character.

There was an invigilation. This time the leader asked to arrive thirty minutes in advance for roll call. Normally, it was twenty minutes in advance. If everyone was dissatisfied, they could only follow the instructions. Brother Xiaosha had a guest at home at noon that day, and he had already called his name when he came. He walked out of the examination office with his test paper. The leader wanted to ask him to criticize me. Brother Xiaosha said as he walked: I am late. According to the school regulations, you should deduct money. You can't still want to deduct money from me and still ask me to criticize you. !

He left without looking back, leaving the leader blushing and choked.

Unlike Brother Gang, Brother Xiaosha also talks about the word "treat" and always says: Let's go, there are spicy soup and Guokui steamed buns at the entrance of the old school! Everyone responded: Just listening to the spicy soup made me vomit, and I didn’t even drink it once.

After talking a lot, Brother Xiaosha would bring a bag of delicious food to the office from time to time, gag everyone's mouths, and then continue to blow. If you don't win any money on a day, you only need to see Brother Xiaosha's face, his eyes blank, and his words are few, that's it!

We all admire Brother Xiaosha for never mentioning the loss and his calm behavior. It is said that sometimes he can lose tens of thousands of dollars in one go!

When handsome brother brings snacks to the office, it is usually when he makes money from playing cards. He loves playing cards and mahjong. In order to play, he took a long-distance bus back to his hometown on Saturdays and Sundays. His youngest son was just five years old. He envied his father's life and told his mother: I want to play cards when I grow up!

His wife disliked him for being addicted to playing cards. One time, in anger, she picked up a knife and struck the small wooden table where she was eating. He then slashed the table in half with two knives and walked away. Then he showed off in the office: "The family is the battlefield. Either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overpowers the east wind!"

Brother Xiaosha's relatives have some power in the nearby village, and they helped brother Xiaosha buy a few acres of land. Riding the tide of the times, during the years when real estate became the darling of the times, we built a series of villas, which were typical examples of people in our group known for being "shabby" who got rich early. He often couldn't hide his inner pride and said: "Small money is made by making, big money is made by touching! You have to have that life___!" There is something special about his protracted tone.

Brother Xiaosha gained confidence. He saw his colleagues being trapped by work every day, constantly writing lesson plans, correcting homework, and leisurely leisurely. He often taught his writing secrets and taught us: "Write lesson plans" There’s a trick! Don’t keep writing one stroke at a time! Don’t write thick words or correct typos.” Then he picked up the lesson plan with a few flying and dancing characters on each page and showed it to him one by one. Let's see.

He also laughed at everyone with a sarcastic tone: "Why are you running around in circles? It's just because the rope is not broken. Fame is a bridle! Get rid of it as soon as possible!"

Brother Xiaosha finally worked hard and finally I have escaped from the hardships on the front line of education and am now transferred to the logistics department.

It is said that his business scope is wider now. A few days ago, he was still asking in the group: Summer is here, does anyone want to install air conditioners? Good air conditioner with high quality and low price, brothers and sisters are guaranteed to be satisfied!

He originally had a small drinking capacity, but with unremitting efforts over the years, he was able to drink three ounces of white wine with each meal. One day I saw him swaying slightly as he passed by the playground. Everyone said: Brother Xiaosha is handsome again today at noon!

(6) Sister Hu, pay attention to people

When it comes to buying watermelons in the office, where is the best watermelon? We grow watermelons all over the countryside, but it is so difficult to buy delicious watermelons.

Along the highway, the fruits and vegetables used to have a good reputation. People drove out and bought strawberries, blueberries, peaches, melons, melons, and watermelons along the way. They had a full belly and returned home with a full load. I feel that small places are not as prosperous as big cities, so eating fresh and authentic fruits and vegetables can be regarded as a kind of compensation for myself.

However, in the past two years, the quality of fruits and vegetables along the way has become unsatisfactory. They often pay high prices and taste unpalatable. Some time ago, there was a rumor circulating that melon contains cyclamate, and eating too much of it is harmful to your health. I was so scared that I didn’t dare to buy it.

Watermelon is a great food to cool off the summer heat. How can foodies resist its temptation? Wouldn't it be a pleasure if you could have a piece of cool watermelon in the office after class?

Sister Hu, who was sitting next to me, loudly said that she could eat good melons every year and it was a gift from a relative. I gave them six as a gift last night. They were very sweet. I gave them to everyone to try during morning reading. She often eats free food from others and feels bad about it. Everyone, give it a try, and if you are satisfied, go and buy a car from him, and you will be considered a helper.

After morning reading get out of class, my sister has cut the melon and is waiting for everyone to taste it.

The pink melon pulp is not outstanding in appearance. It's not the popular noodle soup, but it's more earthy than the bright red melon pulp that my husband bought at home. Taking a bite of the melon tip, the sweetness is indeed pure, not greasy and not too sweet, which is in line with our recognition and imagination of a good watermelon.

Everyone said it was delicious. I ate two pieces in one go and even skipped breakfast.

Sister Hu said that it would be good if everyone was satisfied, and then asked in the school group if anyone wanted to buy a good watermelon. It was guaranteed to be sweet and delicious.

Colleagues responded immediately, and soon, some wanted six, some wanted five, twenty or thirty people signed up. I wanted four, and I still have them at home.

When Sister Hu counted it, it was a hundred and ten, enough for a car!

After the second period of get out of class, it was still raining, so she and another colleague drove to Guonong’s house and said they would bring some of it back first.

We waited until eleven o'clock, and the melon shipment arrived. The rain fell on Sister Hu, who was wearing a tulle skirt without rain gear. She was soaked after a while, but she was busy sharing the melons with everyone in the rain. He also said that he was pressed for time in the morning and would deliver it in the rest of the evening!

When I came to school in the evening, Sister Hu said apologetically: Have you all eaten the watermelon? The seller just told me that although the melons he gave us were picked before the rain, they were not his own but those of his neighbours. I'm so sorry, comrades!

Some people said they haven’t tasted it yet, and some people said they had already cut it into pieces and eaten it, so it’s not bad! The office collectively bought a bag, cut one up and try it!

We clamored to eat the melon, and sure enough, the melon's mild sweetness also contained a sour taste. What kind of good watermelon is this?

It just so happened that the class representatives were handing in their homework in batches after class. When these boring children saw the bright red color, they asked if they could try it. sure! In an instant, the wind and the remaining clouds were gone!

Sister Hu couldn't sit still and said she was sorry for everyone's trust and would no longer send melons in the evening. She was taking her granddaughter with her, so she immediately went home and brought her two remaining big melons to the office, saying that they would make up for everyone's taste buds.

Then everyone’s melon money was refunded on WeChat. How is this good? The responsibility is not hers, it's the other party's dishonesty! Maybe she felt that she was in the wrong and could only tell Sister Hu the truth. We all said that this was inappropriate and we could only treat it as a loss and being fooled, and we couldn’t accept it!

I woke up this morning and found a transfer in Alipay on my phone, from Sister Hu! How good is this! Turn back decisively.

This man! People who have too high demands on themselves are those who cherish their feathers very much, fearing that their personal ethics will suffer!

Colleagues get along day and night, can a few people affect each other’s relationship? But Sister Hu couldn't listen and gave each of them two melons this afternoon. She said that her family was in a special situation and she had to help take care of her granddaughter. She might go to the office next semester. This matter could not be handled well and she felt uneasy after leaving the group.

I understood my sister’s mentality and said that for the sake of her peace of mind, I would accept her heart. Two melons to take home!

I remembered a sentence I saw online today: Virtue does not recommend medicine, wisdom does not recommend medicine. It means that recommending doctors and medicines to others may be a thankless effort. I originally thought it was exaggerated. But Sister Hu originally wanted to share good things with everyone, but she was tricked by her relatives. This is also a lesson.