Ask for some bedtime stories to tell your girlfriend.

Girls like to be late. Every time she is late, the boy sitting behind her will laugh at her little fool. Many years later, the boy was promoted to manager.

At the end of a recruitment, a woman came in panting. "I'm sorry I'm late." The man was surprised and smirked, "Little fool."

2. Once upon a time, there was a rabbit. Here comes another rabbit. It stands on the shoulder of the first rabbit, with its ears on its hands. Here comes a rabbit. It stands on the shoulder of the second rabbit, with its ears on its arms. Here comes another rabbit.

It grabbed its ear, and now it is on the shoulder of the third rabbit. Here comes another rabbit. It stood on the shoulder of the ninth rabbit and grabbed its ear. Kissed the giraffe.

She's getting married, and her ex-boyfriend invited her. At the wedding, everyone played a game to recognize the groom. The bride blindfolded and walked to the groom.

The groom looked at his ex-boyfriend proudly, but his ex-boyfriend looked away faintly. When the groom wanted to go up and hug the bride, she walked up to her ex-boyfriend and took off her blindfold. The ex-boyfriend took out a bottle of perfume from his suit and said, "This is your favorite smell. I always carry it with me. "

He broke up with her. She disappeared into the vast sea of people, and no matter how he looked for her, he couldn't find her back. From then on, he was devastated and indulged himself.

Until he was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer. She appeared again and went back to him. She was as beautiful as ever, and her smile accompanied him through the last six months of his life. At his funeral, a man handed her a check and said, "This is the service fee you deserve in the past six months, and it was also the plastic surgery fee of that year."

He must get up at six o'clock every day and go to work by bus for four hours. He took the bus from Shandong Road to Anshan Road two hours ago. Two hours later, he was still sitting on the bus from Shandong Road to Anshan Road.

She always gets on the train in the third hour. Then, he would say to her, "Today, what a coincidence."