Humorous advertising language

Complete works of humorous advertising language

1, German Scarab: The appearance of this car has not changed, so it is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

2. Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

3. Oral inflammation (a toothpaste advertising term)

4. Non-smoking advertisement: Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes.

5, a bright and stunning (the slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

6. Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so self-defense teaching materials are attached with the product.

7. No stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

8. Flower shop advertisement: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife.

9. A drugstore advertisement-"I'd love to!"

10, Dashihua Small Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

1 1. Hotel advertisement: "Please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!"

12, Whole Food Beauty (a hotel slogan)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, an advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

15, Jiali-Wash away the dust all the way (a washing powder advertisement)

16, the British country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read: Gentlemen, I want your's head.

17. Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory broke bowls and plates for some family couples because of trivial quarrels, and declared in an advertisement to promote products: "For the harmony of your family, break them hard!" Don't lose big because of small things. "

18, Jiaozi store advertisement: all-inclusive.

19, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

20, gas station billboard: "If you have a cigarette addiction, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

2 1, one wife and one mother (a washing machine slogan)

22. Recruitment of female secretaries: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature woman and act like a donkey!

23. A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

24. The name of clothing is amazing (a clothing advertisement)

25. An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

26. The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: Take off early (spots) and leave no (pimples).

27. Bundiac car: It is a beautiful thing to sit in it, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.

28, drink proud (a beverage advertising language)

29. Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

30. Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of 500 francs for a parrot cage: "Is it worth 500 francs?"

3 1. safety advertisement: if you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but you must leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family.

32. Silent Mosquito (an anti-mosquito advertising term)

33. Spend some advertisements: Send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.

34. The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"

35. Wrigley gum is like an arrow (Wrigley gum slogan)

36. Six gods are taken care of, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of six gods special effect toilet water)

37. Tires: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

38. Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon. The local nights last for 24 hours.

39, stomach disease treatment Sifang (Sifang stomach tablets advertising language)

40. Surprise of "Touch of the Curtain" (slogan of Asian computer 3D animation system)

4 1, hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

42, the wise see quality (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

43. An advertisement for enrollment in a French class reads: If you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must say it in French.

44. lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch.

45. Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

46. An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch"

47. A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

48. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

49.FIYTE car: It has created a new era for Fiat, transformed itself into a new generation, and it is very powerful, with a super Rema 1000.

50. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

5 1, China Telecom Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

52. Cosmetic advertisement: "freckle" as soon as possible, please don't leave "pox".

53. An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

54. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan of hemorrhoid medicine)

55. An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

56. Wine tasting (a liquor advertising language)

57. An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

58. An advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression research institute" in Chicago reads, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person."

59, a hat company advertising-"judge people by their hats!

60. There is an advertisement on the wall of a barber shop: Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have won face.

6 1, Cadillac: it combines power, speed and luxury.

62. A Dutch travel agency advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

63. Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world.

64. A typewriter advertisement-"No friends until you fight!"

65. It's better to have a taste of Fule than to have a taste of Fule.

66. New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

67. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

68. Chrysler: If you don't think about buying our Chrysler car, you will suffer, not only you, but also we.

69. Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

70. Typewriter advertisement: I don't know each other until I fight.

7 1, printing company: printing everything except banknotes.

72. Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth. Even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

73. Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't.

74. perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

75. BMW: Even if you take it apart, it is still a beauty.

76. Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: There must be a road in the end, and there must be Toyota.

77. A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

78. A barber shop advertisement-"Not a penny!"