Funny sentences about bachelors

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1. From today on, you are no longer a bachelor, you have been upgraded to a popsicle.

2. In any case, I wish you all a happy Singles’ Day today. It doesn’t seem to be that happy at all.

3. Today, a buddy in the dormitory successfully confessed his love to the person he likes. I’m so envious. We suddenly lost two bachelors in our dormitory.

4. It’s Singles’ Day, whether online or real, male or female, big or small, old or young, thin or fat, tall or short, we were singles before and now we are singles. I am still a bachelor, I was not a bachelor before but now I am a bachelor, I am not a bachelor now and I will be a bachelor in the future, I am a bachelor now and I will still be a bachelor. I wish all single nobles, including myself, a happy Singles’ Day, including myself, be happy!

5. There is not the warmth of one plus one equals a happy family here, but there is also a different happiness; there is no romantic and comfortable Valentine's Day of love, but there is a different kind of freedom; there is no exhaustion here Thinking about the simple happiness of pleasing another person, but it also has a different kind of comfort. This is the singles club, and our oath is: Love is sincere and beautiful, and singles are also happy.

6. On Singles' Day, I sent this text message at 0:00. Maybe it woke you up from your deep sleep. Maybe you are still crying over Singles' Day? Put aside your worries and show your smile; put aside your worries and show your confidence. Don’t be afraid of Singles’ Day. As long as you are confident and work hard to love yourself and everyone else, someone will fall in love with you one day!

7. It’s not that you’re not handsome, it’s that no one will appreciate your beauty; it’s not that you’re not good, it’s that God wants to give you more tests; it’s not that you’re unlucky, it’s that you haven’t found a true lover yet. On Singles' Day, I wish singles to move forward bravely, escape from the suffering of being single as soon as possible, and find their own happiness.

8. What is a bachelor? It means that others are in pairs, but you are in groups; others are like glue, but you are hungry and thirsty; others are always sunny, but you are a bolt from the blue; others are affectionate, but you are gobbling up; others I talk quickly, but in fact I I also want you to take off your "light" as soon as possible and bathe in the happy sunshine!

9. Singles’ Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday, you must cherish this holiday, because this is your last Singles’ Day, and Valentine’s Day will replace this holiday!

10. Good flowers don’t always bloom, and good times don’t always last. Don’t wait until the good ones go away with someone else. It will be a waste of sorrow!

11. When did my girlfriend ask her friends for a drink? I don’t know if the girl in the group has a boyfriend. I want to leave the group but I am afraid that the opportunity will slip away. I can’t sleep at night because I shouldn’t be drunk. When can I have the dream.

12. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is not as scary as receiving this text message next year. Happy Singles' Day!

13. Four Ones come to Singles’ Day, and Four Ones represent four hearts. Study hard and work hard, be happy, live happily and sincerely, love sweetly and sincerely, and be single happily and carefree. So annoying!

14. Singles don’t have to worry. The beauties in the world join Beidou. They want to be free first, work hard, and then make enough money. I wish you a sweet and sweet love soon, my friend, happy Singles’ Day!

15. Being a bachelor is very helpless, but in fact, a bachelor’s life is also very exciting. A bachelor always likes to be silent, and he only exists by mistake, and there is no way to express his feelings. Can there be an emotional column to make my heart active?

16. On Singles' Day, Cricket and Bear made a bet: "You can't see me jumping into the grass." The bear didn't believe it. The cricket jumped into the grass. The bear was looking at it. The bear was still looking at it. Why was the bear still looking at it? Bear like! Look no further – Happy Singles’ Day!

17. On Singles' Day, giving you roses is a bit "wasteful", giving you a hug is a bit "ambiguous"; inviting you to an outing is afraid that you will be "too tired", inviting you to dinner means you are "losing weight"; giving you a Blessings are "inexpensive" and I hope you will be single soon and have a happy "party"!

18. Two Eleven days stand side by side, the red line of marriage is tied to each other, state your name and gender, and you will become an instant couple and a good match. , anyone who sees this text message must forward it to leave the single aristocracy. Please don't complain if you don't wait after the expiration date. Happy Singles' Day is coming, fall in love quickly, get married quickly, and happiness and sweetness will fly everywhere.

19. There are many women around you, but few can catch your eye; you have gone through all the hardships to find the one you love, but you are already a famous woman; you muster up the courage to pursue love, but you are always Hitting the wall one after another; persisting despite all difficulties and dangers, sooner or later you will find a good relationship. On Singles' Day, I hope that fellow singles will continue their efforts and achieve love victory as soon as possible.

20. I am here to share your loneliness with you. I am here to help you bear your worries. I am here to share your happiness with you. I am here to share your emotions with you. , you have to find it yourself. Singles' Day is here. I hope you find true love as soon as possible and have eternal happiness.

21. Singles’ Day is here, and the “light” shines brightly. The soles of my shoes were polished and polished, and I no longer felt shy and dared to show off when I saw a beautiful woman. My hair was combed and glossy, and my loneliness and helplessness were wiped away. Happy Singles' Day!

22. I say happy Singles’ Day, but in my heart I envy the happiness of two people.

23. What I hate most is when people say "Happy Singles' Day" to me. What's even more annoying is that I have to say "Thank you".

24. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

25. Tall, rich and handsome, a bit arrogant; poor, ugly and short, a bit _, singles day, singles tide, blessing storm comes to reward you. Happy Singles' Day!

26. No matter you are young and old, or old and young, you will get rid of your "naked" sooner or later; whether you are married and single, or naked and regretful, you will definitely enjoy your "marriage" anyway. Singles' Day, singles and couples should all have a happy time!

27. Singles’ Day in November, singles have a very relaxed life: no house or car, no one complains, no one complains about the meager salary; no need to report whereabouts when going out, peace and quiet when coming home without nagging; free and easy drinking at friends’ gatherings , have fun playing all over the world. Happy Singles' Day, I wish you meet the person you like as soon as possible and fall in love happily.

28. While eating, I can’t help but think: Why am I a bachelor? Chopsticks told me: Look at me. I thought about it and figured it out. Can I break away from being a bachelor today and become a pair like chopsticks? Chopsticks shook his head: No, no, no, I mean, not only are you a bachelor, but the person who read the message is also a bachelor. Haha, happy Singles’ Day!

29. The appearance should be beautiful and rich, the age should be young, the experience should be mature, the character should be gentle, the work should be aggressive, the conversation should be funny, and the behavior should be elegant, so It is impossible to find a woman who wants to be single, so being single is imperative. Happy Singles' Day!

30. Being single is a state: one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry; being single is a state of mind: being single and happy comes naturally; being single is a posture: being happy even if no one is with you! Being single is a kind of cohesion: to defeat loneliness and eliminate decadence, you must enter the "undressed" territory!

31. Love is not wrong, loneliness should not be stored in the heart, it hurts to the point of indifference; love is not wrong, silence should not be the choice of you and me. When the result comes, we are still lonely. On Singles' Day, let love not make mistakes again! Be brave!

32. Time flies. Some people have a brilliant career, some have an upright character, and some have love. Hey, Singles' Day is here, and we are singles in this love life, so we can only wish each other a happy holiday!

33. Double Eleven is extremely calm every year because wages are paid on the 15th of every month.

34. If you are an aunt on Singles Day, you are called a handsome one.

35. Is the person who spent Singles’ Day with you last year still there this year?

36. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I have specially hired a number of boyfriends. Those who perform well will be hired on a long-term basis.

37. I recently met a younger sister who hinted many times that she wanted to try dating me. I checked the recent calendar yesterday and found that Double Eleven, Double Twelve, and Christmas Eve, New Year's Day, Valentine's Day. A cold feeling came from behind.

38. Born with a laugh from heaven and earth, wandering around the world happily and carefree. Why worry, why not laugh out loud. In this world of mortals, there is so much loneliness in the depths of love and hate. Why bother and worry? It is better to laugh out loud. On Singles' Day, I wish my friends happiness and joy.

39. Who says being single is bad? One person eats it and the whole family is full! Who says being single is boring? Let’s look at all the beauties and handsome guys! Who says singles are lonely? Let’s spend Singles’ Day together! It’s Singles’ Day again, let’s have some fun together if you’re still single!

40. Teeth can fall out, hair can fall out, but the longing for love cannot be forgotten. Eyes are about to shine, love is about to see the light, and I hope that the hat of a bachelor will be taken off soon. Happy Singles Day.