Can you help me translate this passage into ancient Chinese or revise it? I would be very grateful.

My birthday is coming soon, and I feel very upset and distressed. I am getting older year by year, but I am still struggling alone. I am afraid that I will be easily laughed at by others and become a "leftover fighter". Thinking of this makes me extremely sad. However, a good friend around me gave me an idea to recruit a "temporary boyfriend", so that I could resolve the current embarrassing situation. I mentally agreed that this method was better, so I tried it.

Now I am making an announcement, hoping that single men from all walks of life can actively sign up, and I will choose outstanding ones to be my "temporary boyfriends."

Let me modify it for you:

Bi Chen is approaching, and I suddenly feel troubled. As I get older, I still stand alone, surrounded by shadows. I am also afraid that others will laugh at me and call me a "leftover fighter". Infinite sadness suddenly arises in my heart. If a sage advises you, you can hire a "temporary boyfriend" to relieve the embarrassment. He thought that this move was very good, so he acted accordingly. An announcement is now out, single men are encouraged to sign up, and admission will be based on merit.

Isn't this "Sister Feng's" humble work?