Job Recruitment Website - Job seeking and recruitment - A sitcom about the legal system
A sitcom about the legal system
Script case:
Person: cheating man, job hunting, job hunting.
Props: a billboard with the words "1 10 recruitment site", a table, a chair and a "love" donation box.
Fraudulent man: Hello everyone! The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and I feel very flustered when I have no money in my pocket. I feel in tears when I have no money for the New Year. I am too young to move my back, so I have no choice but to learn to lie. I saw the recruitment information of "1 10" on the Internet last night. "1 10" is a star unit and many people will come here. Why not take this opportunity to fool around and get some money to go home for the New Year?
Liar: These days, it is better to steal than to cheat. I'm ready for MONYE. You see, the desk comes with it, the chair comes with it, and the billboard is self-created. Can you keep up with the trend?
Liar (sitting at my desk, smoking, talking to himself): I'm bold and have a formal job. Look at me, I suddenly became the personnel minister, be brave!
Applicant A (a bookish young man): Excuse me, leader, is there any recruitment here?
Deceive men: recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit greatly.
What do you need?
Liar: This? It depends on your conditions. What's your education?
I graduated from college this year.
Liar: What would you do?
I can type 30 words per minute.
Cheating man: What language do you speak?
Candidate A: I can speak English and have just passed CET-4.
Liar: Are you really good? The conditions are good, but the key is to test your love and social responsibility.
A: This is the first time for me to make this request.
Liar: Now everything is for innovation, and innovation is benefit!
(white) "1 10" focuses on love. Whether you want to come in or not depends on how much you love. The more you donate, the more you love, and the greater your chances of entering "1 10".
Applicant A: Oh, dear! (Touching his trouser pocket) I left my wallet at home. I don't have it.
Liar: (whispering) Money, you didn't bring anything so important. Ok, I'll ask you again, typing is 60 per minute, and English has to pass Band 6. Is it okay?
A: I can work hard.
Liar: Talk for 3 minutes, and be scolded by the masses for 3 minutes. Don't talk back, but write a review, okay?
A: Well, it's a little bad.
Cheating man: Work all night without sleeping, okay?
A: This is really not good.
Liar: Being late for work will be deducted, and there will be no rest on holidays. If you work overtime, you will be on call, or you will be fired immediately. Can you accept it?
A: This is even worse. But what you said is too dark. What's the difference from what I heard?
Fraud man: I was forced out by you. Go home.
Applicant A: (to the audience) What a world! There are such people. You will see them later.
Candidate B (a fashionable girl pretending to be a girl, wearing makeup and having sex): Handsome guy, is there a job here? Can I do that?
Cheating man: Nothing wrong.
Stop staring at me all the time. I'm nervous.
Liar: Why? Although it's not your fault, don't come out to scare people!
B: Isn't this to impress everyone?
Liar: I admire it so much. It's a rare beauty, a rare beauty. (to the audience) "1 10" is so famous that even this is here.
Applicant B: Thank you for your compliment. (handing a red envelope) If it is genuine.
Liar: (to the audience) interesting and sincere. I like it.
Continue: What education?
B: I haven't studied for several years.
Cheating man: What about politics?
Can't you see clearly? Typical beauty face.
Liar: (whispering to the crowd) Here comes 250 again. Continue: Can you type?
Applicant B: I can't type, but I can recognize it occasionally.
Liar: Will you be scolded?
B: I often scold others.
Liar: Can you work all night?
B: We can consider double pay.
Fraud man: Let me ask you another question. What if something happens?
Applicant B: Just say it's a temporary worker!
Cheating man: I said you can do it. I'm sorry for the masses and myself. Is it too difficult?
Applicant B: Can't I do that?
Fraud man: it's hard to say, and it's hard to say. Guess what? I'll take care of you myself. "1 10" is carrying out a charity donation activity. The more love you give, the greater the chance of entering "1 10".
Applicant B: I have many years of public relations experience. It is the first time that I heard that recruitment and donation are tied together. That's so creative.
Liar: What age is it now? You should be more brave and open-minded in everything you do. (to the audience) Like me, I don't eat brains. Dare to fool around?
B: I should donate 2000 yuan to you for this idea.
Liar: We really need talents like you! You passed the interview.
And I won't make you regret it. I donated the rest to you.
Cheat man: I really didn't miss it. If you only look at academic qualifications, you will bury talents. Report tomorrow.
Applicant B: I met Bole today. Thank you, handsome. See you tomorrow. I advise God to cheer up and not stick to certain norms to belittle more people.
Liar (whispering to the audience): Goodbye is hard. I will go home for the Spring Festival tomorrow.
Liar: (I'm counting money. I'm so happy. When I saw someone come in, I put it away at once)
A: I got the money back.
Fraud: That's right. With love, there is a job.
A: I donated all this money. Please keep it.
Liar: (while collecting money, he said) Your brain is quite flexible, not bad, not bad, you passed the interview.
A: Thank you for your respect for me and my money.
Liar: You can, so can I.
A: I think your learning ability is quite strong, and your research on "1 10" is quite thorough.
Liar: I'm flattered. I just studied online yesterday (alas, I let it slip). I am absolutely sincere. He has worked in "1 10" for more than 20 years and is an old comrade.
A: This year is the fifteenth year of "1 10". Don't you dare fool me I officially tell you that what you just did has been secretly photographed by me.
Liar: Trying to blackmail me? I sent it at "1 10".
A: I also sent it "1 10". How dare you pretend to be 1 10.
Liar (patting examinee A on the shoulder): Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, my brother.
I don't know who your brother is. I tell you (show your police officer's ID) that I am a policeman of "1 10", and I have been eyeing you for a long time.
Liar: What's the matter? What day is it today? There are "1 10" people everywhere, and I hit the gun again.
(White) Brothers, this place is not easy to mix!
Applicant A: I really can't take a vacation. I can't leave with my vacation. Let's go Come back to the police station with me.
Cheat man: I don't pretend to be a policeman. You sound like a policeman when you call it that. Well, I can't go home again this year.
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