A sketch of self-improvement and self-reliance

The plot is divided into three acts:

In the first act, the station advertising boss and secretary hold a stack of job advertisements and post them at various bus stations. Soon, three frustrated college students came and saw the job advertisement on the telephone pole. They decided to apply collectively the next day. After the students left, a cleaner came to tear down the advertisement.

Act II: On the second day of the recruitment site, college students came to the company, and the secretary received them and arranged their second interview. The first round of interviews mainly focused on the theme of "challenging yourself"; The second interview mainly focused on the theme of "being brave in innovation"; The third round of interviews mainly focused on the theme of "talent show".

Act III: Bargaining recruitment ended successfully, and the boss felt very satisfied, so he decided to hire all of them, and announced that he would start a one-day outward bound training that day and start work the next day. But the boss never talked about the treatment, and there was a bargain between the college students and the boss. Finally, the boss had to raise the salary again and again because he was eager to hire people. The boss and college students went to carry out outward bound training together, and the end was over.

[ people in the play] The boss, the secretary, three college students, the cleaner and the director.

[ Clothing] The people in the play are all wearing scarves, students' backpacks, cleaners' hats and red armbands

[ props] glue, a stack of job advertisements, cigarettes, desks, candles, resumes and certificates, yo-yos, and stereos

[ plot]

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[ Scene] Bus Station

[ Plot Arrangement]

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-boss (monologue): (to the audience) With the continuous development of our business, Arabian Nightpool Co., Ltd. is seriously short of manpower. Although there are many ways to recruit people now, such as going to the talent market and publishing in newspapers online, it will cost thousands of dollars and may not have any results. It is better to post this economic reality. (She picks up a job advertisement and starts posting it).

-secretary (dialogue): boss, can you recruit people like this? (puzzled expression)

-boss (dialogue): I said little X. Do you know where all the talents are?

-secretary (dialogue): The talent market.

-boss (dialogue): What else?

-secretary (dialogue): and school.

-boss (dialogue): where is the only place for talents to go from school to the talent market?

—— Secretary (dialogue): Station, oh … (suddenly enlighted)

——— Boss (dialogue): Right. (smug)

-Secretary (dialogue): Good for you, boss. (admire, help post the job advertisement. )

—— (Together): Hem, hem, hem (smug voice in the nose. )

-boss (dialogue): Go, next stop.

-secretary (dialogue): OK (walking and getting off the stage)

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-student a (dialogue): well, who got something today?

—— Student B (dialogue): Just look at the expression.

—— Student C (dialogue): You are very picky when you talk about these employers. We are all undergraduates in famous universities, so we can't pay more, and the treatment can't be better. It's only 5 yuan, and we still try it for three months. Shit, it's too bitch. (shaking his head and sighing)

-Student A (dialogue): There are quite a few restrictions, such as gender, age and work experience ... Wow, the whole thing is picking animals (resentment)

-Student B (dialogue): There is no time to be picky, and my rent for this month has not yet settled. Wait till tomorrow, just find one. (Eyes looking around)

-Student C (dialogue): It seems that this is the only way to do it.

-student a (dialogue): recruitment announcement (I found a recruitment advertisement next to the station line, and the students spontaneously leaned over. )

—— Student B (dialogue): (read the contents of the recruitment advertisement) Due to the need of business development, our company hereby recruits a large number of enthusiastic young people ...

———— Student C (dialogue): (interface) Gender, age and work experience are not limited ...

———— Student A (dialogue): (interface) Salary is negotiable.

—— Student A (dialogue): How can we know if it is a scam unless we try? Why don't we go together? We are outnumbered and afraid of him! Be cocky and fearless. If there is an emergency, let's respond to each other and call the police in time. It's just a near miss.

—— (Students B and C together): Yes, let's leave together tomorrow morning.

—— (Students together): Let's start together. Hem, hem, hem (smug voice in the nose. End)

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-Cleaner (monologue): (Holding a cigarette in his hand, facing the audience) It's getting dark, and psoriasis is going out. (checking around the station, loudly saying) Since I had psoriasis, I have been laid off and started work again. Sometimes I really have to thank these people who make psoriasis. At the same time, they have created many employment opportunities! Hey, I found one. I found the job advertisement posted on the stand. Look closely, read aloud, and the voice drags on.) Day-square-night-pool. Arabian nights, talk about it! (grabbed it and tore it up) Hem, hem, hem (smug voice in the nose. Take a puff at the cigarette, keep your eyes on the front and walk quickly, which makes you look resolute and clean. End)

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[ Scene] Office

[ Plot arrangement]

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(Students look around the company with resumes and certificates. )

Student A (dialogue): This company seems to be good! (surprise)

-(students B and C together): Well, it's quite good!

(One of them rang the doorbell and the secretary came out to open the door to receive them)

—— (Students together): Is this Arabian Nightpool Co., Ltd.

-secretary (dialogue): Yes! You are here to apply, right? Please come in. (Very enthusiastic, and pleasantly surprised, arrange seats), you sit in order, wait a moment, and we'll get ready.

-student b (dialogue): here is my resume and certificate. (beckoning the secretary to hold it, and the other students also handed it over)

-Secretary (dialogue): Well, our boss is not interested in this, so you should keep it first. (smiling and pushing back)

(The students looked at each other, but they didn't recover for a while. )

-student c (dialogue): if you don't look at these, what are you looking at? (I don't understand, other students agree with me. )

-secretary (dialogue): look at the real skill! (The secretary smiles mysteriously and turns to the boss's office. The students felt fresh and talked about it. )

—— Student A (dialogue): Shit, I'm an undergraduate, and I expected to get angry with this thing, but now it's good, and it's all mixed up.

—— Student B (dialogue): What medicine the boss is selling in the gourd is hard to guess.

-student c (dialogue): there must be new tricks

-(students together): yes, there must be new tricks.

(The drama is divided into two parts, and at the same time, the secretary enters the boss's office)

—— Secretary (dialogue): The boss was as expected, and someone came to apply for the job (happy)

——— Boss (dialogue): Oh, my God, so soon … (expression surprised)

———— Secretary (dialogue): Finally. (happy for the boss)

-boss and secretary together: hum, hum, hum (smug voice in the nose. The boss made a sign for the secretary to get ready)

-------------------------. When the layout is finished, call the first candidate in.

—— Secretary (dialogue): Number One

(Student A answers, pushes the door in, immediately exits and looks at the door)

—— Student A (monologue): Yes, it's dark. (The secretary shouts loudly again)

-Secretary (dialogue): Number One, NUMBER ONE ... (Student A confirmed that it was this office, and pushed the door in. After entering, the door slammed. I saw a candle in front of me, and two people were sitting at one station. )

-the boss and secretary together: hem, hem, hem (mysterious voice in the nose. The room is full of mystery. )

—— Student A (monologue): What's that noise? -is it a person? -why don't you talk? (whispered tentatively)

—— Boss (dialogue): People, of course. Come here. (The boss can't help it)

-Student A (monologue): Why don't you turn on the light in broad daylight? Mao (the cat) is sick. (Approaching to sit down, I saw the secretary holding something shaking, like a pendulum, which is familiar, but I can't tell at once. The boss motioned him to look at the pendulum in the secretary's hand. ) (alarm clock sounds)

-boss (dialogue): Keep your eyes on it. I'm counting to dozens now: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1. Pay attention, you've entered my world now. Just answer whatever I ask you and don't lie. (Student A turns his head to the boss)

-Student A (dialogue): You ask

-Boss (dialogue): Don't turn your head, keep your eyes on it, and I'll count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1. What's your name?

-student a (dialogue): a yo-yo.

-boss (dialogue): Which school did you graduate from, junior college or undergraduate?

—— Student A (dialogue): Two yo-yos.

—— Boss (dialogue): Start again, and I will count to dozens: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1

—— Student A (dialogue): Ten yo-yos. Shit, my eyes are blurred.

-boss (dialogue): Not asking you about yo-yo? Pay attention to the question. (This method seems to be out of order, clear your throat)

-Student A (dialogue): Stop, stop, just say it: I graduated from Birkhouse Mountain University, aged 25, with a bachelor's degree, and worked part-time for three years while studying at school. It's up to you, don't look at the bird ball! (turning around and slamming the door and going out, the boss and the secretary haven't recovered for a long time)

-the boss and the secretary together: quite rushed!

-Secretary (dialogue): Isn't it a big deal that you graduated from Birkhouse Mountain University? Boss, cut it. You dare to contradict your boss before you enter the company. If you really want to go to work, it's not heaven.

-boss: birdcage hill, hum, hum (making strange noises in his nose. )

-boss (dialogue): I like character. Hem, hem, hem (strange noise in the nose. )

-secretary (dialogue): It's true when you arrive. State-owned officials don't ruin the country. Hem, hem, hem (the secretary echoed, making a strange noise in her nose. )

-The boss and secretary together: Bird cage hill, hum, hum, hum (with a smug voice in his nose. The boss made a sign for the secretary to get ready)

-------------------------. Look very angry.

-secretary (dialogue): Number Two

(student B answers, pushes the door and enters)

-boss and secretary together: hem, hem (mysterious voice in the nose. The room is full of mystery. )

—— Student B (dialogue): Why don't you turn on the light in broad daylight? Cat is sick. (Student B is bold, so he directly approached and sat down. I saw the secretary shaking something like a pendulum. Isn't that a yo-yo played by children? The boss motioned him to look at the pendulum in the secretary's hand. )

-boss (dialogue): Keep your eyes on it. I'm counting dozens now: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1. Pay attention, you have entered my world now. Just answer whatever I ask you, and don't lie. (The boss was about to ask a question when student B turned to the boss)

-student B (dialogue): Boss, can I point out a question for you?

-boss (dialogue): play it!

-student b (dialogue): boss, yo-yos are not played like this, they should be. can I demonstrate?

-boss (dialogue): You can play this. My son asked me to teach him how to play, but I'm not sure. Come on, give it to him. Surprise, because the boss's children asked him to teach him how to play yo-yo, but he couldn't either.