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On the bed, there was an old man.

Under the bed, a young man stood aside with his head bowed. There is a low table next to the bed. There is a plate on the low table and a plate of scrambled eggs. The old man is eating eggs.

"Do we have any eggs?" the old man said.

"No more, these are the last two." The young man replied respectfully.

"The eggs are gone. It seems that my time has come." A trace of sadness flashed in the old man's eyes, "Ah Dan, let go of those old hens that don't lay eggs. It's time for you to go." Go to Beijing and never come back."

"But I know nothing but scrambled eggs."

"This is enough, anyone can eat your scrambled eggs. It is a blessing he has cultivated for eight lifetimes."

Ah Dan is on the street in Beijing.

Ah Dan stared blankly under the electric pole. There is a note on it:

Recruitment

Three male public relations officers:

Requirements: Young and handsome, strong body, funny conversation

Salary: Easy job, monthly salary of over 10,000 yuan

Ah Dan didn’t pay attention to this. He stared at a bracket under the note: (recruiting another chef).

The person who was recruiting was a fat man, and Ah Dan found that there were already several chefs who had arrived before him, all of them carrying all kinds of knives, pots and bowls, and looking very impressive. But he had nothing, so he couldn't help but feel a little timid.

“What can you cook?” At some point, it was Ah Dan’s turn, and the big fat man looked impatient.

“I can scramble eggs.” Ah Dan felt that he was just an egg, an egg that was about to be scrambled.

"What, scrambled eggs? Do you really know how to scramble eggs?" The big fat man looked shocked, and everyone in the lobby focused on Ah Dan.

"Yeah, I can only scramble eggs." Ah Dan became more and more nervous, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"Just wait, don't go away, I'm going to find someone." After saying that, the fat man turned around and entered the back hall.

Ah Dan stood in the lobby at a loss, listening to the chefs pointing around.

"If you are so young and can scramble eggs, you are probably a liar. Let's see how he makes a fool of himself."

"Young people don't learn well, so they learn to lie."

"What are scrambled eggs? Why haven't you heard of it?" The question was from a young chef.

"Twenty years ago, after the most famous fuck king in Beijing disappeared, no one dared to scramble eggs." came an angry voice. Everyone turned around and saw that it was one of the chefs who had applied for the job. He opened his mouth to speak, but saw that a piece of his tongue was missing, which was very scary.

"The King of Fucks? This is an interesting name. Why is he called this?"

"Because not only is he a good scrambler, but he is also a very fucked up person."

"Scrambled eggs can only be a myth for chefs. No one can fry them well, except the fucking king. Unfortunately, he disappeared twenty years ago. No one knows where he is. He may be dead. Alas !”

Ah Dan wanted to run away immediately, but when he thought of the big fat man’s instructions, he couldn’t help but hesitate. Ah Dan's head was getting lower and lower, almost touching the ground.

Just when I was about to fall, I suddenly heard a commotion in the inner hall, and two people rushed out: walking in front was a tall and powerful old man, with a straight waist, a long beard, and a snow-white beard. He was a little variegated, with a pair of eyes bulging outward, and his eyes were bright and not angry. He was followed closely by a fat old man, but he had a kind face and kind eyes, and his whole body was round and round. His eyes were half closed. It seems like I can never wake up.

The tall old man rushed into the lobby and shouted: "Where is the person who can scramble eggs? Where is the person who can scramble eggs? Come out and let me see you."

As soon as Ah Dan saw this formation, he was so frightened that he shrank into a corner and did not dare to make a sound.

"Is that you?" No matter where Ah Dan is hiding, he will eventually be found. The two old men looked at Ah Dan, with a hint of disappointment in their tone, "I thought he was an old man, but it turns out he is just a kid. Are you the only one who can scramble eggs?"

The tall old man grabbed Ah Dan and said: " If you dare to lie to me, see if I don't rip off your head!"

The fat old man gently took off the tall old man's hand, with a reproachful look on his face: "Second brother, the boss is not young anymore, and he still looks like this. If you say anything, it will scare this kid.

He turned to Ah Dan and said, "Don't be afraid. This brother of mine is so virtuous whenever he mentions scrambled eggs. No wonder him. Since the last time he ate scrambled eggs twenty years ago, no one in Beijing knows how to scramble eggs." , I’m so hungry for two. Let’s see you show off your skills today, haha! ”

In an instant, the lobby was well-arranged, with clean white chopping boards, neat and bright natural gas stoves, stainless steel woks, various kitchen knives, spice jars, pots and pans all neatly arranged. In order. There was nothing else on the chopping board, except for four intact eggs.

Standing in front of the stove, Ah Dan was no longer nervous. The place he had been most familiar with for twenty years was the kitchen. Only in this way can we find the self-confidence that is almost wiped out in the big city.

The tall old man looked at Ah Dan and said proudly: "Well, the conditions are not bad, you can fire. "

Ah Dan glanced at the various furnishings, raised his eyelids, and said lightly: "I can't fry. "

"Why? Are you just bragging? "

"No, there are three reasons why I don't fry eggs: I don't fry them if there is no stove; I don't fry them if there is no oil; I don't fry them if there are no eggs. "

When the two old men heard this, they looked at each other with joy on their faces.

The fat old man spoke: "This stove is a Jindi brand natural gas stove, thirty-six Small holes and twelve large holes supply air, and the firepower can be adjusted freely. It also has a circulating air supply system to ensure complete combustion of natural gas. It is equipped with a Boss brand range hood, which is absolutely environmentally friendly. Do you meet the conditions of this stove? Looking at this oil again, Golden Arowana brand pure plant blend oil has a ratio of medium saturated fatty acids, monounsaturated fatty acids and polyunsaturated fatty acids of 0.27:1:1, which absolutely meets the requirements of human health. There is a special report on this in Southern Weekend this week. , you can’t say the condition of this oil, right? Look at this egg again. It’s an egg from a plateau chicken that was just taken out of the henhouse today. This egg is also..."

Before he finished speaking, Ah Dan said coldly: "This is not Eggs, these are duck eggs. "

"Ah, you haven't touched it with your hands, and you haven't broken the egg. Why do you say it is a duck egg? ”

“The difference between chicken eggs and duck eggs is clear from the color and eggshell. Real local eggs are brown in color, while duck eggs are whiter in color; the egg's shell texture is fine, unlike this duck's egg, which has a rough texture. The most critical point is: real free-range eggs will never grow this big. "Ah Dan stared at Dan and said with great confidence.

"Haha, you are indeed a master, you can see through the mystery with just one glance. Yes, these are duck eggs. This is what our brothers want to try on you. Come on, change the eggs! There was a commotion in the lobby, and the angry voice came again: "You can tell the difference between eggs and duck eggs just by looking at it. Chef Zhen Yi, you know, even a real old hen can't tell the difference between eggs and duck eggs. What?" The eggs all hatch the same. "

"Yeah, I didn't see it. It's really amazing! "It's the young man's voice again.

"Don't talk about you. The number of chefs in Beijing is at least 30,000 or more than 100,000. There are only a few people who can distinguish eggs from duck eggs with the naked eye. , I think this person will be able to fry extraordinary eggs. "The man who spoke in a loud voice may look scary, but his words make people want to hear them unconsciously.

"Boss, why are you so familiar with scrambled eggs? "The young man screamed strangely.

" Haha, I'm just a few years older than you. Twenty years ago, I ate scrambled eggs once, which caused me to have difficulty speaking. Do you think I am not familiar with it? ”

“Ah, it’s so awesome, let’s hear it!” "

" Haha, let's talk about it when we have time. Look, he has already started to scramble eggs. "There was silence in the lobby. Only the roar of the burning natural gas could be heard.

Ah Dan picked up four eggs from the chopping board, slowly cracked them one by one, and poured them into a large bowl Then he held up the bowl with his left hand, picked up a pair of ivory chopsticks with his right hand, and started stirring quickly.

The movements were getting faster and faster, and the egg mash was lifted up more than a foot high, but it seemed to be pulled by a thread. Then, it fell steadily into the bowl.

Heat the pan, pour the oil, and lay the eggs in one go. There is a popping sound, and the egg droplets burst out of the pan, and the egg slurry of the four eggs is fried. The egg blossoms that popped up were all over the edge of the pot, and the fragrance was overflowing in an instant. As the spatula flew around, Ah Dan was shoveling wildly, and he put the egg blossoms on the plate. As if by magic, they were all put into the eggs.

A few young people who were watching could not control themselves, and followed the scent and rushed straight to the stove. Fortunately, there were ropes around to protect them, so they stopped their steps and regained consciousness. Ah Dan raised his hands flat on his chest and slowly pressed them down until his hands were hanging on the seams of his trousers. He stood aside and finished the work.

I saw that the two old men were impatient and ran forward with chopsticks in hand.

After chewing wildly for a while, the two of them immersed themselves in eating and had no time to comment. Halfway through, the two old men looked at each other, tears flashing in their eyes.

"Boy, how many years have you said you haven't eaten scrambled eggs?"

"Twenty years, twenty years! A meal of scrambled eggs back then, I thought it was over. Cheng Juexiang, I didn’t expect to be able to eat it twenty years later, but the person in charge has changed.”

“Who are you, the fucking king?” “Tell me, where are you?” He stared straight at Ah Dan.

"Fucking King? I don't know him." Ah Dan was a little confused.

"What a boy, how dare you lie? Let's see how I deal with you!" The tall old man stood up and was about to step forward, but Ah Dan took a few steps back in fright.

The fat old man grabbed it, winked, and asked: "Young man, would you please scramble another plate of eggs right away and let everyone else have a try?" Ah Dan Noodles had a difficult look: "No, I have a rule. I can only scramble one plate of eggs a day. I have already scrambled it today, so you can only ask for an early start tomorrow."

"Hahaha! You can only scramble one plate of eggs a day! Except for Damn it, who else can set such a fucking rule? I don’t care who you are, this chef is yours today!”

Ah Dan was overjoyed, why did the Damn King fly here so early? Little did I know that a plate of scrambled eggs would land me a job.

Dad is right: as long as you can scramble eggs, that's enough.

The young people watching from the sidelines have given up. The economy has been in recession in the past few years and everyone has been laid off. This job seems to be hopeless, but we still have to fight for it:

"No, we haven't cooked yet, we have to compete."

The tall old man sneered: "Huh, who of you has the ability to take a bite of the rest?" Eggs, let's see who has the nerve to argue with me again." The young man couldn't bear the excitement, so he rushed over, picked up the chopsticks, and picked up a piece.

"No!" There was a cry from outside the stadium, and there was that angry voice again.

It was too late, but soon, the egg was also put into the mouth.

I saw the young man chewing quickly, and the muscles on his face seemed to be shaking uncontrollably. As his chewing movements increased, a stream of blood spurted out of his mouth, and he could not stop the chewing speed. , his expression was extremely terrifying.

Everyone was shocked. Ah Dan hurried over, aimed at his mouth, and punched him. The young man sprayed all over the ground before he stopped his crazy actions.

The noisy chef quickly stepped forward and took a closer look at the things on the ground. They were scattered in pieces and turned out to be the young man's tongue!

“How can ordinary people eat the scrambled eggs from the Fuck King’s sect? I haven’t spent more than ten years cultivating qi. When I first taste its deliciousness, I want to chew it like crazy. If I can’t control it even a little bit, I will eat it. I bit off my tongue. Twenty years ago, I was ignorant and bit off half of my tongue. Today, you did the same thing and bit off your entire tongue. It seems that you are still inferior to me."

The angry man looked at Ah Dan, "It has been twenty years, and the chef world has been peaceful for twenty years. It seems that your appearance will cause bloodshed again."

Ah Dan watched him shake his head and leave, as if he was in a dream.