What are the advantages of being a network administrator?

1, prostitutes have a reason to rest every month; As long as the webmaster is online, his eyes will be fixed on him.

2. Prostitutes don't applaud, and network managers don't call them laid off.

3, the network management is famous, and there are many jobs to be done; When prostitutes are famous, they don't have to do so much.

4. Being a prostitute doesn't need experience, the more novice it is, the more valuable it is; The network administrator is getting older and working harder and harder, afraid of being resigned.

5. Customers can usually tell the pros and cons of prostitutes quickly, but they can't tell the level of network management.

6. There is a great demand in the porn industry, and netizens on the forum have a greater demand for swearing. Unfortunately, network management is often the goal.

7. No matter how ugly a prostitute is, she can find a prostitute. No matter how experienced a webmaster is, she won't leave any last words, but it will immediately cause chaos in the world.

8. Prostitutes generally have boyfriends, and most webmasters can only get a network dinosaur.

9. Prostitutes generally eat spicy food, get enough sleep and have smooth faces. Network managers generally eat less, can't sleep, suffer from electromagnetic radiation, and look like vegetables.

10, prostitutes usually run their own businesses, earning as much as they receive, without mental pressure. Most network managers work for others, are exploited and oppressed, and have to do some private work secretly.

1 1. Prostitutes and sisters are happy to exchange experiences, and webmasters dig at each other.

12, prostitutes usually wear gold and silver, take a taxi left, take a taxi right, star-rated hotels, saunas. Life is colorful, enjoy every day of your life. Most webmasters are covered in fake T-shirts, crowded with buses all the year round, and people who enter ubiquitous studios and fast food restaurants are extremely boring.

Dude, I'm the stationmaster. I hope you don't follow in my footsteps