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My colleague hasn't seen anyone for hours. We looked for him everywhere like crazy. Finally, the boss found him sleeping. The boss didn't wake him up, but quietly put a note on my colleague's chest. "While sleeping," the note said, "You are my employee, but not when you wake up.

Xiao Ming: Xiao Wang, I heard that the fireworks factory just deducted your salary? "

Xiao Wang "shit! Last time I loaded gunpowder, it exploded. I was blown up in the air. The leader said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds! "

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: depend, what to do! Step on it and pay the price.

A group of new employees questioned the company manager: At the beginning, the company's recruitment announcement clearly promised to give us a monthly salary of 1500-3,000 yuan, but the salary we actually got every month was1500 yuan, not 2,000 yuan, not 3,000 yuan! The manager smiled: Young people, you are really funny. Do you really think the number after the dash is silver? The employee said, what is not silver? Manager: That's imagination!

The secretary was sitting on the boss's lap when the boss's wife suddenly appeared at the door. The boss immediately said sternly to the female secretary: In short, no matter how difficult it is, a company can't just have one chair.

The leader asked the staff: What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? The employee replied: No couples spend the holidays together. The employee's superior replied: Wrong, there are many lovers who want to be with you! The leader said: Wrong. Your lover found someone else! Answer: the leader is still high!