Humorous jokes in job hunting

1. Interviewer:? How does an electronic engine work?

Applicant:? Tugboat Tu Tu, Tu Tu map

The interviewer shouted: Stop! ?

Applicant:? Chug chug? Hum! ?

2. manager:? Do you know our company?

Job seekers; ? Didn't I understand as soon as I entered the company?

Manager:? What are your strengths?

Job seeker:? My arm specialty. ?

Manager:? What the hell can you do?

Job seeker:? To be honest, I can't do anything. ?

Manager:? Then what are you doing here?

Job seeker:? Just sit in your seat.

Manager (suppressing anger):? Last name?

Job seeker:? My surname is Wu, not Si. ?

Manager:? Gender?

Job seeker:? As I said, my name is Wu, not Gui. ?

Manager (unbearable):? Let me ask you, are you a man or a woman?

Job seeker:? I didn't expect that you not only have bad ears, but also have problems with your eyes. ?

Manager (decides to send him away): You must have superhuman courage to be competent for this job. I think you lack this quality. ?

This job seeker is very fat. He slapped the manager and said loudly, How do you feel now?

3. A manager plans to recruit an employee. The manager's ears are asymmetrical, which is particularly sensitive.

Several candidates arranged interviews one after another.

The first person's interview was ok. Finally, the manager asked him, What do you think of me? The applicant looked at the manager:? There seems to be something wrong with your ears. ?

The manager crossed him off the qualified list.

The interview result of the second person is satisfactory. Finally, the manager asked him: What do you think of me? Answer immediately when applying:? Your ears are asymmetrical. ?

The manager crossed him off the qualified list.

The interview of the third person is ok. Finally, the manager asked him: What do you think of me? The candidate looked the manager in the eye and said, You are wearing contact lenses. ?

The manager immediately decided to give him the job and let him start next Monday.

Everything was normal on Monday, and the manager was very happy. After work, he invited new employees to the bar for a drink.

After a few drinks, the manager asked. How do you know I wear contact lenses?

He replied:? You really can't wear glasses with your ears like that. ?

4. One day, Xiao Ming and A Dai went to a company to apply for a job. Because Xiaogang is a little hard of hearing, A Dai walked into the office first. The boss asked: Who do you like best in Journey to the West? Xiao Ming replied:? I used to be the Monkey King, but now I am the Tang Priest. ? The boss asked again:? Do you think there are aliens in this world? Xiao Ming replied:? Although scientists have not confirmed it, I think there should be. ? The boss is very satisfied.

Xiaoming came out to tell Xiaogang the answer.

A Dai went in. The boss asked, What's your name? ? A Dai replied? I used to be the Monkey King, but now I am the Tang Priest. ?

The boss said, there is something wrong with you. ? A Dai replied? Although scientists have not confirmed it, I think there should be. ?

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