What are the must-read HR jokes?

Those who work on performance laughed; those who work on performance said it is difficult to implement, those who work on organizational planning laughed, those who work on organizational planning said it is difficult to keep it confidential, those who work on compensation laughed, and those who work on compensation said it is difficult to innovate, the HR manager laughed, and the HR manager said the salary is low, and all HR laughed.

①Those who do recruitment: like pregnant women, often have pregnancy reactions;

②Those who do salary: like young girls, they are not calm periodically;

③Those who do performance : like leftover women, kind-hearted but unattainable;

④ those doing training: like men, easy to lose themselves and confused about their orientation;

④ those doing employee relations: like young women , approachable but unfathomable;

⑤ Those who work on corporate culture: like Lolita, innocent but always counterproductive.