Sunshine Che Hao Recruitment

B: Four years in college passed quickly.

A: Looking back on my college life, I am really filled with emotion.

B: Describe it to everyone.

A: I am moved.

Hmm.

A: Unforgettable

Hmm.

A: It's expensive.

B: Expensive? Is it precious?

A: It's precious. It's really expensive.

What do you mean?

I bought eight bicycles in four years. They are very expensive.

Eight? How much will that cost?

Yes, a mobile phone.

B: There must be.

A: Three satellites.

B: Almost.

A: 20 USB flash drives, 80 kilograms of sauced elbows.

What are you thinking about? I won't even buy sauce elbow.

A: No way. We all know that bicycles are fast-moving consumer goods at school. ...

Fast moving consumer goods?

A: If you lose quickly, you have to spend it repeatedly.

Well, here's the thing

A: I'm too scared to buy a good car. I bought a bicycle this time, which cost me more than 400 yuan.

B: Four hundred is not a good car.

A: The car is not expensive, but 100 yuan is a bit much.

B: How about 300 pounds?

I bought six locks.

B: OK?

A: My heart says six locks and six guarantees, no matter what happens.

B: I'm relieved.

But most of my spare time is spent locking and unlocking cars. ...

Time is just wasted.

A: You don't understand. This is also a kind of fun. Six locks, I feel at ease. Every morning I go downstairs and sing a little song:

What did you sing?

A: "It is the loneliest to want to steal but not steal. Lock six locks and put them in your stomach ... "

Wow.

Down the stairs. Hey, what do you say? My car just didn't move, and my heart was beautiful. I took out my keys: (took out one and stopped to look at B proudly), and learned something.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: (Then, one after another) Bicycles should be locked like this. I see you steal, steal, steal, and see how you steal.

Hey, can't you wear it in a string?

A: Please.

B: What kind of trouble is it?

Answer: (unlock: lock)

B: It's unlocked. One.

Answer: (front wheel lever lock)

B: There's one on the front wheel, too.

Answer: (unlock the rear wheel, pull it out and put it in the basket)

B: Chain lock, Huo, why is it so long and heavy?

Answer: (password lock, listen)

What does that mean? Oh, the combination lock of the safe, drink, I don't know the combination yet.

After a long struggle, I decided to give up.

B: why did you give up?

A: There is a team of security guards standing behind me, staring at me.

I thought you stole the car.

A: It's really hard not to use a car. It's inconvenient to go anywhere.

B: I think it's convenient. Let me give you an idea.

What idea?

B: It's good to find a boyfriend and let him take you there by bike, which saves trouble and effort.

A: That makes sense. I'll go to the group buying page when I get back.

B: Huh? Group purchase?

A: No, no, it's a second-hand edition.

B: Well, boyfriends can be not only wholesale, but also transferable. I thought you were fooling around,

A: Then where do you suggest we go?

Lost and found, of course.

A: Hey, how do you know that I just fell in love?

B: What? You screwed up. You should be on the pie page.

A: You know me, I sent it, but no one replied.

How can it be? Is it because there are no photos posted?

Yes, I did. Then I read my post carefully and got it.

B: What's the matter?

I wrote a wrong word. I wanted to write "one for bf", but I made a mistake in haste.

What does it say?

A: "recruiting bt one"

B: Well, pervert, who dares to apply?

A: Forget it, there is a reply.

B: Have a look.

A: The letter said (nasal), "Everyone calls me bt on the page, but I am actually a technical station attendant".

B: Is it different?

A: Do you think so?

B: No, no one can find the technical station.

Well, that makes sense.

B: Well, it's better for me to postpone finding a boyfriend. The most important thing is to graduate immediately.

A: Yes, this is a critical moment in life.

B: Everyone's mood is very complicated.

A: To talk about our mentality, Shakespeare has a famous work, Harry Potter.

B: Harry Potter, ok, it should be Hamlet.

A: Almost. There is a sentence in it that is particularly appropriate.

B: What sentence?

Answer: To go to graduate school or to work is a question ............................................... (Tianjin dialect)

B: Grandpa Gan Qingsha is from Tianjin.

A: At first, I thought, I have to do scientific research.

B: To do scientific research, you must go into the laboratory.

A: I have been accepted. I have one. Don't tell me, staying in the lab for a while is really rewarding.

I learned a lot.

A: I found that the internet speed in the lab is much faster than that in our dormitory.

B: Huh? I just surf the internet and don't work. You'd better not go to graduate school like this.

A: After staying for a while, I don't think doing scientific research is suitable for me. Let me work directly.

You can't work like this

A: Don't come. Our Peking University graduates are as popular as the sauce elbows of senior one.

B: That's good. what are you going to do？

I want to enter the IT industry.

B: Why?

A: The IT industry has a bright future. Isn't there a song that goes like this?

B: What song?

A: "The most romantic thing I can think of is buying and selling computers with you" (narcissism)

Look at this beautiful one. Where are you going to sell computers?

I can't stand making my elbow into a paste. Let's find a closer unit. I was invited to interview by a group in Lan Qi camp. It is called Google. Do you think it will do?

Well, isn't that enough? What a nice place. You should prepare for the interview.

Yes, I must be fully prepared. It is said that the interview is compared with the interviewer to some extent. The sage said: if a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first. Ceng Zi said: No matter how good martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how clever you are, bricks will fall. ...

B: Hey, hey, what if you want to fight?

Where do you want to go? I just want to look imposing.

B: How do you pack it?

A: I have recently ordered many editions of shirts, all of which say "one-on-one", which is very imposing. I have one too.

B: Challenge you? Why are you so embarrassed?

A: It's still written in English in order to keep up with international standards. One-on-one hit is PK, followed by English you.

B:PK you, PK you, oh, Peking University?

Well, you guessed it.

B: Dare to wear school uniforms.

A: When I arrived at Google that day, I pushed the door and went in. I found that the interviewer was a white fat man with a kind face and sat there with a red face.

B: That's good.

A: (pedantic) Seeing him reminds me of a well-known ancient poem.

Which song?

A: (Cute) Ma Jia, red curtains,

He: There is a white fat man living in it ~

Ok, they are peanuts.

A: Peanut is very polite: "Please sit down, classmates. How did you know about our recruitment position in Google this time? "

What do you say?

I searched on Baidu. ...

B: Huh?

A: Then I found that the fat man's face changed from red to green. ...

Ok, this is mustard peanut.

A: The fat man coughed twice and asked, "Do you know where our technical advantage lies?"

What do you say?

A: "Chinese web search is very good."

B: Huh?

Say that finish, fat man a Mao Qi fell to the ground.

Is the fat man still alive?

A: I am alive, but I am normalized.

B: not normal. Who are you, screwing around?

Don't miss it here, but we later received invitations from many units.

B: What units are there?

A: Baidu China.

Yes, I know you must enter Baidu.

A: There is also Baidu Japan.

B: Baidu Japan?

A: Baidu Haidian, Baidu Huang Zhuang and Baidu Zhongguancun. ...

B: Why did Zhongguancun come out?

I got a job anyway.

It's good to find a job.

A: (affectionately) In a blink of an eye, I have found a job and the defense is over. It's time to graduate and leave. Only then did I find that there are many things worth remembering in this garden of Peking University.

Well, I can't bear it. What do you miss?

A: Sauced elbow.

B: Just remember to eat. Anything else?

A: Yes, you see, ribs with soy sauce, pancakes, cold rice noodles, mala Tang, green steamed stuffed bun, winter steamed stuffed bun, snow steamed stuffed bun, milky steamed stuffed bun, chicken leg rice, chicken steak rice, Yangzhou fried rice, bibimbap, spicy cold noodles in Daoxiao Noodles, Zhajiang noodles, spicy noodles in Lanzhou, stewed catfish with medicinal food, free soybean milk in Chenghuangmiao and Mrding.

Why did you eat all this?

A: Gorbachev said: Eating this kind of food is the happiest thing.

B: there is nothing to be happy about except eating?

A: Yes, let's take our class of 2007 as an example: we had an abnormal life for two years.

B: Well, there are countless 84s missing.

A: You don't have to get up every morning and swipe your card to exercise. B: well, even breakfast is saved. A: Get a student bus card B: It only costs 40 cents to go to the International Trade Center.

A: But we also have some regrets in 2007.

Like what?

A: We can't use the table tennis hall.

I think I have a chance to study for a doctorate.

And the new teaching building next to the farm garden.

B: a master's degree will do.

A: Those who go abroad cannot be Olympic volunteers.

B: bite the bullet and postpone it for one year!

A: But none of the above is what I regret most.

B: Anything else?

A: Yes, there is one thing that not only makes me regret, but also makes many Peking University people lament and complain bitterly.

What about this?

You don't know such an important thing?

I don't know

Haven't you heard?

B: What's the matter?

A: Learn not to sell sauce elbow (cry)

B: Let's eat.