Interesting blunt tips and advertising words

Don't smoke, you hear me? Your lungs are crying.

Listening to mp3 is not good for hearing.

Ear: "Keep your voice down, I need to be quiet."

Don't be crowded when driving.

A little parting is better than a wedding;

Don't be crowded when driving.

You let me let you, the road is wider.

Don't be crowded when driving.

People are closer and cars are farther away.

Please don't stand on the roof guardrail.

We want to fly, but don't stand on the guardrail on the roof.

Comparison results:

The first expression is rather rigid.

The second expression is more vivid.

〓■ Appreciate the world's classic advertising words ■

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1. It's so good that there's not a drop left ... The drops are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

2. Obey your desire. Obey your desires. (Sprite)

3. The new digital age. The new digital age. (Sony DVD player)

4. We are in the lead. Others plagiarized. We take the lead and others follow. (Ricoh copier)

5.Impos * le madepos * le。 Make the impossible possible. (Canon printer)

6. Take time to indulge. Enjoy it! (Nestle ice cream)

7. The relentless pursuit of perfection. (Lexus sedan)

8. Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. (Toyota)

9. Come to a place with flavor. Marlboro country.

Visit the charming land-Marlboro World. (Marlboro cigarettes)

10. For me, the past is dull, but the future is always colorful.

For me, the past is unremarkable; And the future is gorgeous. (Hennessy)

1 1. Do it. Do it. (Nike sneakers)

12. Ask for more. Desire is infinite. (Pepsi fashion shoes)

13. It's delicious. It is delicious. (Nestle Coffee)

14. Feel the new space. Feel the new realm. (Samsung Electronics)

15. Intelligence is everywhere. Intelligent deduction is everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

16. the choice of a new generation. (Pepsi)

17. We integrate and you communicate. We merge, you surpass yourself. (mitsubishi electric)

18. Occupy Toshiba and occupy the world. Owns Toshiba, owns the world. (Toshiba Electronics)

19. Let's do things better. (Philips Electronics)

20. There is no small business that can't be done, and there is no big problem that can't be solved.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and there is no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM)

21.m & amps melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (M & ampMs) is only soluble in the mouth, but not in the hands. (M & ampm chocolate)

22. Not a drop is left. (Maxwell) Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished. (Mai's Coffee)

23. Time is your own creation. (swatch) enduring. (swatch watch)

24. Let others hear your voice. (Ericsson) Understanding is communication. (Ericsson)

25. Let's get started. The road to success starts from scratch. (delighted)

26. Coca Cola makes things better. (Coca-Cola) Drink Coca-Cola and everything goes well. (Coca-Cola)

27. Connect people. (Nokia) Technology is people-oriented. (Nokia)

28. Diamonds last forever. Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever. (De Beers)

29. Bye-bye, Mosquito. Mosquitoes kill each other. (Radar brand insect repellent)

30. Kodak moment. (Kodak) At Kodak moment. (Kodak photo paper/film)

3 1. Campus "bachelor club"-a man's world! (Goldlion clothing);

32. Normal consumption of college students-don't buy expensive ones, only choose the right ones. (Diao brand washing powder);

33. Have a date every day-every day is beautiful. (Nestle Coffee);

34. Birthday dinner-good time, delicious food * * * … (McDonald's fast food);

35. I finally got rid of the lovelorn-life can be better. (beautiful air conditioning);

36. Commitment between friends-always sincere! (Haier Electric);

37. In the face of the appreciation of the tutor, we often say-let's do better! (Philips Electric);

38. In order to cope with other people's accusations, I often say-I am me ... (Sprite drink);

39. A greeting card to the tutor on September 10-Our brilliance comes from your grace. (sassoon shampoo);

40. College students and their parents-there is no limit to communication ... (Konka mobile phone);

4 1. A week of surprise review, get all the exams-it's so confident! (Rejoice shampoo);

42. Cheaters in exams-there are days to come ... (hongta group);

43. The dormitory computer is virus-free-a new concept of health. (LG air conditioner);

44. Employment is biased towards foreign companies-very cola, very choice! (very cola).

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〓■ Funny advertising words ■

〓■ Funny advertising words ■

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Get rid of spots early, don't leave acne."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」

The advertisement on the tombstone

An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.

—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」

Xinxing classic arrangement

Passing through, keeping warm and cold-Yihuada clothing

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Baisha group my heart flies.

M-Zone, my place, listen to me!

Li Ning, anything is possible!

Anta, I choose, I like it.

According to Benshan, what was that again?

Everyone knows that.

TCL ace enters the future today.

I like McDonald's.

KFC has a good taste of life in KFC, and the delicious cooked chicken has not been used up in KFC.

Counter-terrorism elites shoot for a place.

Red roses smell like cigarettes, and smoking is harmful to health.

Beauty comes from the heart and beauty comes from Maybelline.