Why Netease is a drug company?

Speaking of the tonality of domestic Internet companies, most people can easily think of Ali's chicken blood, Xiaomi's fever, LeTV's ecology, Baidu's incompetence and Tencent's quiet years. But at Netease, everyone turned into a black question mark and face. Low-key, boring and rich? To put it bluntly, it is not as accurate as "toxic". Because the company's way is too wild.

What we are going to discuss today is: Why is Netease a drug company?

First, this is a company full of ghosts and animals from HR to products to the market. What is even more amazing is that it seems that only it can successfully control this style of painting.

Since Netease HR launched the first bomb "Zhejiang Hangzhou Netease Internet Recruitment" and successfully entered the ghost livestock circle, Netease's whole company is crazy and always sings.

Netease invited a guest to sing, Netease koala and Netease YEATION sang a song during the holiday, and even Xiaoqingquan Netease open class in the mudslide also sang. The key is catchy, well received by users, and some are even as fast as first-line stars.

I have to say, in the matter of singing and advertising, Netease is not targeting anyone, but the Internet companies present here ... Are you all right?

I feel that the music circle owes Netease an annual album, and the entertainment circle owes Netease employees a brokerage company.

Second, this is a company that comments are toxic no matter what products it makes. Before Netease News, after Netease Cloud Music.

Die-hard fan said that since I used Netease Cloud Music, my eyes were full of pity when I saw other players.

Comments are even more poisonous. The music comment area has gathered various performers, story dogs and chicken soup bitches. As a music software, it not only robbed Douban film reviews, but also robbed Tianya and Bili.

In Netease Cloud Music, listening to songs means watching big dramas. Ding Lei said that music is used to communicate with the soul. This time, I believed it.

Third, this is a company with toxic games. Into the pit will teach you to be a man in the next minute.

It is rumored that there are only three game companies in China, one is tencent games, the other is Netease Games, and the other is others.

As two big companies in the game industry, pig farms and goose factories have different painting styles. The players came to the conclusion that:

Tencent games: With money, you are dad.

Netease game: collecting money is not necessarily a father, but a liver.

Tencent games: As long as you krypton gold, you can become stronger.

Netease game: Krypton leans on his face and goes back to Africa.

However, as the saying goes, "If tencent games is really done, there will be no Netease." . Fantasy Westward Journey has been on the ios bestseller list for more than 500 days. Fantasy dominates thousands of women, and thousands of women dominate Yin and Yang teachers. Among the top five bestsellers, Netease games account for up to four seats. Toxic, all by peer foil.

Netease games are poisonous, and Yin and Yang teachers are poisonous.

With the help of Yin and Yang teachers, many people climbed out of this pit and jumped into another pit. Because of the deep poisoning, I can only think of Abe when I see Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Every day, I wander around the edge of the abandoned pit and the non-abandoned pit, afraid to unload it, because I have to put it back after unloading. A little ambitious, while cursing "spicy chicken game ruined my youth, wasted my money and messed up my sex", I cried "Netease dad gave me an ssr."

Someone painted ssr for the first time, and she was ecstatic and crazy for several days. Every time a friend sees her, Fan Jinzhong's story comes to mind. (via Qing Er)

Of course, excluding these, the most poisonous thing about Netease games may be that the props are too valuable. Some people, who don't want to play, can sell their hukou and build a hope primary school.

This is a company with toxic stock price, and its stability is equivalent to installing a bamboo dragonfly on the head of a chicken.

From the low level of 200 1, Netease's share price has been rising steadily, from 0.5 1 to the highest value of 270 dollars, and the increase of 15 has reached several hundred times.

It can be said that Netease has verified two ways to get rich: one is to raise pigs scientifically. Second, buy Netease shares.

It is said that playing Netease games and buying Netease shares will also give people the illusion that Netease is helping you to work.

This is a company with toxic corporate culture, and the whole company smells of material.

This company only feeds meals on weekdays, without instilling in you the grand vision of changing the world, and without asking you to walk into its beautiful night. All employees live a pig's life: drinking coffee by car five times a day is free, and the salary is basically pure profit.

When Sina employees were crushed by B 1 canteen, they struggled with the bugs in the food every day and demanded to change the canteen. Netease (Hangzhou) employees have long taken the lead in living a junior middle class life.

The company sends out internal coupons every month for you to buy at buy buy. Netease koala and Netease YEATION shout to you from time to time: Spend less, live a better life, and a good life is not so expensive. Shop opening, brand-name milk powder, beauty cosmetics and bags are all 50% off. Employees will buy internal products, which are cheap and good, and get rave reviews, as well as a hint of YEATION, all of which are discounted and then discounted. After lunch break, you can also go to Weiyang to buy some famous Dingjia pork and earth eggs, and go home to open a small stove.

In short, things at the soul level are basically not done, but material life is in full swing.

The same is true of employees' love for the company, which stays in material things. I don't have deep feelings, but I love what the company sells almost blindly. Snatching things is like not asking for money, leaving "three beauties and rational consumption" behind. I also want to affectionately call the company's move-"wage recovery plan".

In a word, I'd rather take advantage of my boss than let someone else's boss make more money.

This is a company whose boss is very poisonous. Employees play with the boss and the boss plays with himself.

As one of the few companies that dare to play with the boss, the performance of Netease employees is nothing serious, except to add luxury expression packs and the cover of Divine Comedy to the boss and send him to the Kichiku All Star lineup with the video "Ding Lei teaches you to have a pair of 1 1".

Nobody dares to play with the boss like this, because the boss plays much better than himself.

For example, I changed my cloud music account location to Netease UFO.

Go to the airport on business and watch Kenny, the star of cos South Park, at will in the lobby.

I woke up on the plane and found my hair messy, but I still stubbornly chose to live in an expression pack.

Of course, it's not all because Ding Lei can play well, but also because he has the aura of Amway. Everywhere he goes, he is the battlefield of campaign communication.

As the first network celebrity and the first sales representative of Netease, Ding Lei went to Wuzhen Internet Conference and hosted half of the Internet with Weiyang pork. Go to the world to choose and buy goods for Netease koala, and conduct live evaluation of Love Crazy 7 and UGG, attracting five or six million people to watch; He also became a non-yin-yang teacher, personally verified that there was no SSR in this game, and shed two lines of African tears with the players.

Every move has saved the company huge advertising expenses. This hard-working, brave, witty and vicious style is completely different from other bosses.

This is Netease, a company with toxic employees from top to bottom, neurotic and reliable painting style.