Advertising words for crew recruitment

Do you have the heart to live in a cabin less than 10 square meter?

Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite?

Can you bear to watch your parents tighten their belts and go on a diet and use their little pension to pay off your mortgage?

Brothers who are working hard, it is useless to study and how hard it is to go to work.

This is the place to realize your dream-join us, with preferential treatment, complete equipment, a pair of big underpants, a pair of flip-flops, an AK47, with a basic salary of 800 US dollars, and a full-time mobile sea view suite, so you can get more for your work. Buying a house in a metropolis is no longer a dream, but direct dialogue with Obama is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate, I will give you a sea area in exchange for a miracle of your life!

What are you waiting for?

-Somali Pirate Personnel Department